Genshin Impact: I am the Great General of Liyue

Klee was grabbed by the nose by a crab and ran around in pain, while Huiyuan showed an expression of "I'm used to it".

"Sister Huiyuan, Sister Fischl, Brother Oz—! Help! My nose is going to be ripped off!"

After struggling to get the crab off the ground, Klee covered her red nose and tears streamed down her face.

Seeing this, Huiyuan took out a Senzu Bean and a Negative Status Purifier, and released the [Pain Relief] spell.

With her nose back to normal, Klee instantly regained her energy, picked up the bouncy bomb, and started blowing... uh, crabs.

One by one, red crabs were blown into the air, perhaps because of the terrifying memories ingrained in their DNA, and all the fish in the water stayed far away from the shore.

It's quite amazing that, despite the explosive force, the crab wasn't blown to pieces; it only lost a few legs.

That's good too. The crab's body is intact. I'll take it home and cook it.

Meanwhile, at Anemo Plaza, Paimon and Luminous returned to Venti's side after completing the task given to them by Venti.

"Street performers, we gave those people suggestions as you said! Is that alright?"

Seeing that Paimon was speaking, Wendy nodded.

"Hmm. However, it seems that my opinion differs slightly from yours. It looks like I didn't convey it well enough; I'll have to try harder next time!"

"What?! There's going to be a next time?!"

Ignoring Paimon's complaints, Wendy looked around at the students and began to listen with her senses.

"Okay, let's look at other people who have problems..."

Just then, a man with a kind tone walked over.

"What are you guys talking about? Can I join you?"

Looking at the newcomer, Wendy said warmly, "Oh, it's Kaeya! Are you also here to ask about relationship problems?"

Kaia and Wendy have never actually met.

Moreover, neither side is widely known or has a reputation that is widely publicized.

Venti's act of calling Kaeya by name without hesitation was undoubtedly conveying a message: "Diluc's information is correct, I am the Anemo Archon, and I know you. Please, don't reveal my identity!"

Not surprised at all, Kaiya smiled without changing his expression.

"Haha, the best bard must also be the best love advisor. I have no doubt about that. But you have other services, don't you?"

"You mean, guiding others in writing love poems?"

"That's right. I heard you were teaching in the square, so I came here immediately to sign up."

Upon hearing this, Paimon was surprised for a moment, then gave him a look that said, "So you have this side to you too," and started to tease him.

"Huh? I didn't expect Kaiya to want to write love poems too!"

Ying nodded and agreed, "I thought Kaiya could write it very well on his own."

Upon hearing Ying's words, Kaeya squinted at Wendy.

"Indeed, but I still want to sign up for this crash course in love poems."

"Why? I also think that with your eloquence, you don't need my guidance at all."

"Just tell me, are you willing to take me as your student?"

"Of course I'd love to. Why wouldn't I take money that's offered to me?"

Seeing that her goal had been achieved, Kaiya nodded slightly with satisfaction.

"Hmm, well then, I'm your student now. As your student, may I make some reasonable requests?"

Upon hearing Kaeya ask this question, Paimon gave him a knowing look and whispered something to Ying.

"Sure enough, I knew he had other plans."

Ying remained silent, simply observing the situation.

Wendy is a drunkard, and so is Kaeya, and both are of extraordinary status and have superb acting skills. What will happen when these two drunkards collide? It's simply too exciting to wait and see.

"Tell me, what are your requirements?"

When Wendy asked, Kaia was not afraid and stated her request.

"As students, in addition to attending classes, we also need to do homework and practice. Putting knowledge into practice and having teachers correct the love poems we wrote ourselves is what makes the learning process complete."

Upon hearing this, Paimon asked, "So, you mean Wendy is going to grade the students' homework?"

"That's right. My requirement is to be paid in exchange for carefully corrected assignments."

Ultimately, they just don't want me to make money easily!

Wendy covered her forehead, feeling a headache coming on.

Seeing this, Kaiya chuckled insincerely, "Haha, how could that be? I just think that interesting things shouldn't end so easily. Creating some entertainment, isn't that a good thing?"

Upon hearing this, Wendy turned her head, pouted, frowned, and squinted, teasingly saying:

"Kaiya is such a wicked person. But grading assignments... well, it's quite necessary. I'm also very curious about what kind of works everyone will produce. Congratulations, Kaiya, your suggestion has been adopted!"

"You are indeed a reasonable and good teacher."

"Wait, I have an additional requirement for you too!"

Seeing that the amusing Kaiya had set his sights on his own god in order to have some fun, Paimon and Ying began to whisper among themselves.

"Wow... these two are extorting each other..."

"Is this what it means for masters to clash?"

The reason why Kaiya treats his own god in this way is not only for fun, but also because he wants to test the other's personality.

This was related to his secret identity, which only his non-biological brother, Diluc, knew.

Kaeya is not a pure Mondstadt citizen of Mondstadt blood, but a descendant of the godless ancient kingdom of Kanria, who simply grew up in Mondstadt.

For the Mondstadts, Barbatos had not returned to his rightful place for a thousand years, while for the Canria, this period was five hundred years.

Five hundred years ago, the seven ancient gods descended upon Kanria.

Even if this human-founded nation possessed power surpassing that of the gods, it could not withstand the power of seven ruling deities.

The result was obvious: Kanria was destroyed, the Thunder God [True] died in the war, and half of the original gods who still exist today perished.

When a demon dies, it unleashes an irresistible and terrifying power, commonly known as the demon's remains.

Even with advanced technology, even if they could create giant robots thousands of meters tall, Canria would be helpless.

As for why the gods do this, whether intentionally or unintentionally, it's best not to ask such questions.

After all, Wendy and Zhongli are not enemies now, and the world cannot judge who is an enemy solely based on "good" and "evil".

Sometimes, bad guys can temporarily become your allies, can't they?

Getting back to the main point, right after Wendy agreed to Kaeya's request, he revealed a cunning expression.

"I will give you special attention in grading your homework to ensure you learn something! As for your tuition... I want the apple and flower wine that's limited to the Flower Festival."