Genshin Impact: I am the Great General of Liyue

Looking completely bewildered, Huiyuan got up, her eyes seemingly spinning as if the whole world was turning around.

"Who am I...where am I..."

Before she could even ask the third question, she slipped again and landed hard on Ying's backside, her head hitting the wall from the momentum.

Not long after, Ying woke up, looking completely bewildered.

"Who am I...I am..."

Before Ying could finish her question, the next second...

With a loud bang, the two girls collapsed to the ground, their faces pressed together... and died.

And so, the two took turns waking up, then falling down and losing consciousness, repeating this several times, until Paimon was awakened by the noise and floated over.

"What are you doing, making such a racket so early in the morning? Can't a person get any sleep?... Have you two... have your relationship gotten this close?!"

Paimon was shocked to see the two beautiful girls hugging each other unconscious.

Paimon saw something that someone his age shouldn't be seeing...

(wrong...)

At that moment, Paimon looked at the banana peel beside him and realized something.

(So... he slipped on a banana peel and fell unconscious?)

Fortunately, the young mind and healthy eyes were not tainted; it was just a misunderstanding.

Paimon shook Ying's body with his little hand and shouted, trying to wake her up.

"Ying... Traveler... Wake up! Make me some food!"

"Huh...what? Paimon's hungry! If I don't feed him soon, he'll eat me?!"

As if she had just had a strange dream, Ying suddenly sat up in shock from her deathbed and said in terror.

Seeing Ying say such things, Paimon couldn't help but feel worried.

"Traveler...are you alright? If you are, who's going to make me Sweet Flower-Stuffed Chicken anymore...?"

Ying rubbed her eyes, looked at Lingling who was sitting below her, and stood up in alarm...

The next second... a deafening crash... Ying fell to the ground.

Ah—traveler!

In a panic, Paimon tried to help her up, but unfortunately, his small body was too weak to lift Yingmei up.

At this moment, Huiyuan was awakened by the noise.

"Huh? Who am I... I'm here, no, I can't stand up... If I stand up... Paimon, quickly bring me the banana peel!"

"Eh? Why?"

"Don't ask, just give it to me. I can't move right now, let alone stand up. Paimon, you can float, you're immune to this conceptual weapon!"

"What, you want a banana peel...? I don't know what happened, but it seems serious... Okay, I'll get it for you."

After Paimon handed over the banana peel, Huiyuan immediately put it into the Eye of God's space, resolving this seemingly unsolvable crisis.

As for why Paimon doesn't step on banana peels, the reason is quite simple.

She was floating in the sky, so she didn't need to touch the ground and naturally wouldn't be locked onto by this conceptual weapon.

"Sister Lingling, what's with this banana peel?"

After Paimon asked the question, Ying woke up groggily.

Seeing this, Huiyuan explained, "It's a curse. I added a curse. The curse on the banana makes it 100% guaranteed to be stepped on, causing someone to fall. I underestimated this curse; I didn't expect it to backfire on me. Luckily, Paimon can fly, so this curse won't work on you."

After hearing Huiyuan's explanation, Ying remarked, "This thing is really weird."

After standing up, Ying stretched.

"Sister Lingling~ Your hair is all messed up from falling, let me comb it for you."

"okay..."

Washing up, eating breakfast, accepting assignments—that's how my daily routine begins.

Just like yesterday, I received a commission from the shopkeeper of Huai'an to "build steps for Wangshu".

Enjoying the scenery along the way, we arrived at Wangshu Inn and found the Huai'an innkeeper.

"Seriously, why do all these bad things have to happen at once..."

Hearing the other person's complaint, Ying asked, "Are they still repairing the stairs?"

Upon hearing Ying's voice, the shopkeeper from Huai'an immediately smiled and looked over.

“You’ve come at the right time. Thank you for last time, and... I’ll have to trouble you again this time. The break is a bit big, and we don’t have enough planks, so I bought a new batch. I was originally going to have the porters at the inn pick up the goods.”

As he spoke, Huai'an sighed.

"But unexpectedly, he was attacked by a group of Hilichurls on the road and ran back in a panic, leaving all the planks behind. He was terrified and, after pointing out where he lost the planks, refused to go back no matter what I said... After thinking it over, I can only trouble you. Could you please help me retrieve those planks?"

After understanding the situation, Ying looked at the broken staircase and then looked at Huai'an with concern.

Good heavens, such a huge break! Last time it broke when a Hilichurl was knocked down the stairs, and this time...

"This break is way too big..."

Ying looked at the Huai'an shopkeeper with the same worry she would have felt for the reckless adventurer Palad.

Bennett's recklessness was just bad luck, but Palad's recklessness was different; it was intentional!

Feeling embarrassed under Ying's gaze, Huai'an blushed.

"Don't look at me like that. This wasn't done by a Hilichurl. How big would it have to be to smash it like this... Here's how this break came about... There were two guests who came to the inn one after the other. They had a personal grudge between them and were chasing and hiding from each other until they ran into each other."

As he spoke, Huai'an frowned.

"As it turned out, both of them were planning to stay at our inn, and they ran into each other on the stairs. Then they started fighting like crazy... They fought for a while and broke off a large section of the stairs. It took me ages to separate them. I was so angry... So I charged them three extra days' rent."

Looking at the Huai'an shopkeeper who spoke these words in a calm tone, Huiyuan couldn't help but have a guess in her heart.

(A Teyvat version of Master Ip Man? During their fierce fight, Master Huai'an managed to separate them and then charge them for three more days' rent. How much strength does it take to calm them down...?)

Thinking this way, another image appeared in Huiyuan's mind.

The scene depicts Guan Yu and Zhang Fei fighting, during which Liu Bei suddenly intervenes, grabbing their hands and forcibly separating them.

(Well, all that's missing is a peach orchard.)

At this moment, the shopkeeper from Huai'an took out a map and handed it to Ying.

"Alright, enough chit-chat. Please hurry and get the planks back for me. I'll fix this as soon as possible. If this happens again, I won't charge extra rent. Whoever broke it, they have to fix it on the spot..."

Ying took the map, nodded, and led the way, following the markings on it.