Me at two years old, a queen!

Chapter 99 My dad is an amazing fart eater!

An'an and Duoduo excitedly ran over and picked out two balls. Ji Jianshu also coolly took one from the box. Finally, the cool guy Shen Yu let his younger brother Yangyang go up and take one before he took the last one and went back.

Su Shao: "Thank you, Brother Shen Yu! You truly have the demeanor of an elder brother!"

Ni Hao: "Yes, Brother Cheng, you taught me well. I'd like to ask you for advice sometime."

"Sigh~, what are you talking about? It's all thanks to your sister-in-law. I'm such a bad father, always out and about and haven't been able to take care of the kids. It's all thanks to your sister-in-law!"

"An'an~, mine is the luxury version, what's yours?"

"Don't you recognize me? You look just like me, so I must be from Luxury, right?"

An'an tugged at Lu Junxing's sleeve uncertainly, wanting to see what the character looked like one more time: "Right? Dad?"

Lu Junxing glanced at the children around him. It seemed that only his troublesome son was illiterate. He regretted not postponing the show and waiting for Wang Jinbao to finish his work so they could go on the show together.

"Huh? My little Shu drew the character 'broken' in the lottery. Could this be that broken ship? Director Jiang?"

Looking at the small wooden boat with a boatman standing on it, using a long pole, Ni Hao suspected it was a relic from ancient times. Looking at the early May sun, she complained:

"When will this rowing stop? My little Shu has a math competition in a couple of days. With all this wind and sun, I hope she doesn't get sick!"

Su Shao also held the ball, reluctant to get on the boat: "Yeah, director, how long would it take to row this boat? It's already noon, and the kids are still hungry."

"Ahem~, so we hope everyone can get to the island early so the kids can eat sooner. It's 12 noon now, and we'll try to have them eat before 1 pm~"

Shen Shaocheng: "Xiao Hao, let me switch with you. I've rowed dragon boats before, so I can help the boatman row across. That way, it'll be faster!"

"That's great, thank you Cheng-ge!"

Ni Hao, holding the child's hand, said to Ji Jianshu, who was still playing with a Rubik's Cube, "Xiao Shu, hurry! Thank Shen Yu's dad!"

Ji Jianshu also thanked him very politely.

Seeing this, Su Shao also wanted to change jobs, but besides President Lu, he was the only other man, and he didn't dare to offend Lu Junxing, so he could only suggest:

"Brother Cheng, why don't we let Shen Yu go with Sister Tinglan and the others on the boat? We can help row and we won't have to worry about the child!"

Ni Hao: "Yes, yes, yes! Let's put Shen Yu and Yangyang on our boat. It'll be safer that way. Don't worry, Brother Cheng, I'll take good care of them!"

Xu Tinglan nodded, and Lu Junxing handed the rope he was holding to Xu Tinglan to pull, gave the troublesome girl a few words of advice, and then planned to go boating with Shen Shaocheng.

"Dad! Go for it! My dad is incredibly strong!"

"Go, Daddy! Go for it!"

"Don't lie there, go inside and keep an eye on our luggage! Your candy is all in there!"

Lu Junxing glanced at the troublesome girl peeking out from behind the railing and quickly told her to stay put. After all, it was supposed to be a luxury ship, but it was just an outdated fishing boat, only better than their dilapidated vessel.

Shen Yu pulled the timid and crying Yangyang to sit down beside him, while Duoduo pulled An'an over as well: "Yangyang~, why are you crying?"

"Waaah~, I miss my dad!"

"What does Dad have to think about?"

Shen Yu took the tissue Xu Tinglan handed him and asked, puzzled.

"But I... Waaah~, I just miss my dad~"

"But your father is right there. Why are you thinking about him?"

An'an pointed to the small boat not far to their right rear, and seeing Yangyang crying with snot running down his face, she comforted him, "My dad is incredibly strong, they'll be here soon!"

"My dad is incredibly strong!"

"An'an's dad is the most powerful! He could beat us all to death!"

Duoduo chimed in, arguing on behalf of her best friend. Aside from Ji Jianshu, who remained to the side fiddling with his Rubik's Cube, the group of children were all caught up in the debate.

Shen Yu: "Anyway, my dad is the most useless! All your dads are amazing, okay?"

"No way! My dad is the best. He has many wives. Does your dad have any?"

"Yes! An'an's dad has a whopping number of them! He has more than your dad!"

"My dad farted so many times, huge and incredibly smelly farts, no one else could fart that smell!"

"My dad...my dad is a super fart eater, he can eat all the stinky farts your dad lets out!"

"An'an's dad is the best! Yangyang's dad has so many dads, okay?"

"Oh no! Brother Shen Yu, my dad is the most powerful!"

"Brother Shen Yu, An An's dad is the most powerful person. He can eat all your butts!"

After finally comforting and reassuring everyone, Shen Yu collapsed between the two sides, almost in tears by the time they disembarked.

Director Jiang overheard Duo Duo's words backstage and thought to himself that he would no longer be jealous of Lu Junxing. It wasn't a big deal that his daughter liked him; at least his reputation was preserved.

"Kids~, we've arrived. Let's get off the boat one by one, eat our food while we wait for Daddy, okay?"

"Yay~, Daddy Duo Duo? What are we eating?"

"Waaah~, I want my daddy~"

Upon hearing the word "Dad," Yangyang remembered her father and looked behind her, only to see a blurry figure. She clung to Shen Yu's clothes and cried incessantly.

"My luggage! My candy!"

An'an was untied from the rope that bound her to Duo Duo and carried off the boat by the staff. Seeing her own suitcases and cardboard boxes behind her, she anxiously tried to get them.

"We'll take it down for you in a bit, why don't you go downstairs and wait?"

Duoduo, held by her mother, comforted An'an, "It's okay, An'an~, Mommy and I are still on the boat."

Jiang Yun couldn't help hold the crying Yangyang, so she had the staff help Shen Yu off the boat.

Only after watching the luggage being taken down did An'an thank the staff with relief. She then pushed the luggage around and ran off to play, which startled Jiang Yun, who quickly had someone re-tether her.

Then he tied up Duoduo, who was coaxing Yangyang to stay by his side, and handed the rope to Xu Tinglan to hold, only then feeling at ease.

"Sister Tinglan~, why don't we eat first? They rely on people rowing boats, and who knows when they'll arrive?"

Xu Tinglan looked at Ni Hao, who had been staying by Ji Jianshu's side, and wiped Yangyang's face: "Eat if you're hungry! Don't let the child go hungry!"

"Yes, it's okay for us adults to go hungry, but children are growing! They can't afford to go hungry!"

As she spoke, she took a bowl and served food to each child, and even served Xu Tinglan a bowl. Xu Tinglan then asked the children, "If you're hungry, eat first. I'll save some for An'an's dad and the others later!"

Seeing that Shen Yu and An An and the others all shook their heads, they finally gave up.

Ni Hao looked at the simple table with four dishes and a soup. Although the portions were large, the food was not very appealing. She then picked up some food and put it in Ji Jianshu's bowl, handing it to him: "Xiao Shu, stop playing with the Rubik's Cube and eat, okay?"

"I already told you, you don't need to serve me food!"

Ji Jianshu looked at the rice bowl shoved in front of him, which was full of chicken and fish, gently pushed it away, and said angrily to the woman, "Eat it yourself!"

Ji Jianshu avoided her and sat down next to Shen Yu. Ni Hao awkwardly held her bowl and called to the others, "Come on! An'an~, Duoduo, eat quickly, or the food will get cold!"

An'an saw the bowl the woman was carrying was full of meat, and seeing that her father and the others were still quite far away, she hurriedly climbed onto a chair, picked up a bowl, and started scooping chicken into it with a spoon.

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