Me at two years old, a queen!

Chapter 96 Whose fart did you eat?

"Dad? Hurry up!"

An'an stuck out her butt and watched Lu Junxing packing the boxes, mimicking how the man usually urged her in the morning: "Don't dawdle~, you won't get to pick up your butts!"

"An'an? You've never eaten farts before?"

The three musketeers, who were on a regular call, responded one after another. Zhuangzhuang, the foodie, even asked about something he hadn't tried before: "How is it, An'an~, is the fart tasty?"

What does a fart taste like?

"When did you eat? Why didn't you invite me and Duoduo to eat with you?"

Zhuangzhuang was a little anxious because his best friend had eaten farts while he, the older brother, had never. He even circled around Wang Jinbao's butt, and ended up getting a beating.

Duoduo was helping her mother pack, and she asked curiously, "An'an? Whose fart did you eat? When did you eat it?"

An'an scratched her head, somewhat confused as to when she had ever eaten farts: "Daddy? Do you know when someone has ever eaten farts?"

Lu Junxing had just closed a cardboard box when he heard this and stood up straight, somewhat taken aback. He frowned at her and asked, "Whose fart did you eat?"

[Haha, I bet the domineering CEO is thinking, "This child is no good!"]

Whose kid has this habit?!

[President Lu's brow is so furious it could trap a swarm of flies! Hahaha~, what a blunder! My domineering CEO is about to lose his child!]

Get rid of her! Quick! Because I'm waiting at the door to pick her up~, no one is allowed to take An'an from me~

One was confused and didn't understand, while the other couldn't get over it psychologically, since he didn't know where her bottom line was.

An'an was given a toothbrush and a cup by the man: "I brushed my teeth, didn't I?"

"gargle!"

An'an looked at the mouthwash that was being handed to her, not really wanting to move, so she opened her big eyes and looked at the man: "Daddy~, are you disgusted with me?"

"Yes! Hurry up! Don't dawdle!"

"Waaah~, my heart is so broken, it's all your fault~"

Ignoring her wailing, the man helped her rinse her mouth, then packed two new bottles into his suitcase, adding worriedly, "Don't eat farts again, understand?"

He then raised his hand to slap her, glanced at her buttocks, and watched as she covered her bottom and glared at him before turning back to continue cleaning.

Then Xie Han came over with a new task card. He had originally planned to pack his luggage last night, but the production team needed to film footage of him packing.

So it was delayed until early this morning. Luckily, the troublemaker was very excited today and woke up early, so he didn't have to spend too much time waking her.

"We believe that parents and our children have all packed their necessary items!"

"Please make sure An'an and her dad arrive at Haicheng Airport before 9 o'clock to meet up with the rest of our friends and head to the island where we'll be spending three days and two nights!"

Lu Junxing glanced at the time; it was almost 8 o'clock. After checking his belongings, he decided to leave. It would take more than half an hour to get to the airport, and traffic could make it even more difficult.

"An'an?"

"An'an? Where are you hiding?"

"We're leaving!"

After calling for a while without seeing anyone, the man assumed the child was playing hide-and-seek again. He knew that if he ignored her, she would come out on her own when she got bored.

But he was in a hurry and didn't have time to play around with her, so he headed towards the dressing room. When he saw the scene in front of him, his mind went blank for a moment: "Gu Sui'an!"

"Ahem, Mr. Lu! Calm down, the child is just... um... you want to help? Please don't hit the child!"

Upon hearing this, Xie Han disregarded her fear and rushed inside to find the man with a dark expression. She nervously offered her advice.

[What happened? What's wrong? There are no security cameras around An'an's place, does anyone know what happened?]

[Yeah, it's only a short live stream anyway, you can't see anything! If you don't want people to see it, don't start a live stream! What's the point of this?]

[Cameraman, get in there! Have some sense! At this crucial moment, you need to go in and give us all a shot!]

[Which brave and resourceful cameraman can investigate this for us? If he gets fired, we can crowdfund his retirement, don't worry!]

[Ugh~, I'm transferring 30! Just hearing the voice, and it's still not going anywhere, it's driving me crazy!]

A young cameraman, also filled with curiosity and eager to try it out, kept mentally preparing himself, afraid of missing a crucial moment, before finally taking action.

He tentatively peered the camera into the room, noticing the man's sharp gaze but no sign of stopping him. Only then did he muster the courage to stand directly in the doorway and film.

The man, carrying the child in one hand, pointed to the messy suitcases spread out on the ground and said, "You're pretty impressive, aren't you?"

Because the men in the pilot area had been explicitly told not to go in when waking the children during the filming of the preview episode, they didn't dare to go in to film this time.

Aside from witnessing the packing process of the cardboard box in the living room, this was the first time they had seen the suitcase. The cameraman didn't dare to move the camera too much, only filming the suitcase on the floor.

He professionally adjusted the camera angle, and when necessary, he would cover the lens to avoid exposing large areas of the room, after all, he didn't want to retire early.

Netizens saw that the contents were a mess, stuffed with plush toys and even several large red envelopes, the thickness of which was unlike anything they had ever seen before. They couldn't imagine how much money could be inside.

"It's alright~, it's not particularly amazing~"

The little girl clung to the man's leg, and seeing so many people watching her, she said somewhat shyly, "I only helped with a tiny little thing~"

"Then I should thank you?"

"Oh dear, Dad, don't be so polite! You'll make them feel embarrassed!"

Seeing that the room was crammed full of things that troublesome girls had stuffed in, he knew she was trying to sneak these things over, so he didn't call her out on it.

I just casually tidied up the things, trying to fit some of the toys, books, and snacks she had stuffed in, and throwing them out when there wasn't enough room.

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