Me at two years old, a queen!

"You don't know either? Girl, weren't you in the group chat last night? Did I remember wrong?"

Wang Jinbao slapped his thigh: "But it's alright, there's still time. You can just search for any article online and modify it."

"Although it's not as high quality as mine, it's good enough for me!"

After understanding the situation, Wang Jinbao could only awkwardly try to salvage the situation by saying, "Well, second to last is still second, isn't it? Hehe!"

"I knew it! No matter how open and inclusive this elite kindergarten is, it wouldn't be so glorious as to make me go on stage to speak when I get the lowest score."

Zhuangzhuang, who was tidying his clothes, rolled his eyes at his father upon hearing this: "What if Dad embarrasses himself a little?"

"An'an? Can I switch dads with you?"

"No, Zhuangzhuang!"

"My dad has been very good lately, giving people candy every day. Can I trade with you when he stops disobeying people?"

"Okay! Then remember, when your dad misbehaves, you can switch with me~"

"Don't worry, Zhuangzhuang! My dad is often irresponsible! We'll be able to get a replacement soon!"

Hearing this conversation, Wang Jinbao and Lu Junxing dragged the child out of the classroom and gave him a good beating.

Xu Tinglan didn't reply. Her child had been taking extra classes for over a year, but only scored 38 points, ranking third from the bottom. She didn't show it on her face, but she was heartbroken.

They also dragged Duoduo out, so the three musketeers were all together.

Upon returning home, all three parents busied themselves tidying up their children's desks and clearing away unwanted items.

"Whoa~ Whoa~"

Lu Junxing saw that he had pulled out a lot of candy wrappers from the table drawer, which had fallen all over the floor. There were at least a hundred candies in total; even if the three children shared them, it would still be excessive.

After the three of them dragged the child out and beat him, Qi Rongyu came over to explain.

"We usually encourage children's independence by letting them tidy their own desks. Some teachers have mentioned this before, but An'an and the others say they've already done it."

"Out of respect for the child's wishes, we did not force the child to organize their things to a specific standard."

"The medical department only inspected them, and found that these were just the outermost packaging of the candies, posing no hygiene or safety risks, so they weren't forced to dispose of them."

“Some children like to collect all sorts of things, and we assumed these candy wrappers were for their collection, so we didn’t bother them!”

After understanding the situation, the three parents didn't offer much explanation, and Xu Tinglan tactfully moved on from the matter. The group returned to the classroom and found it was already time for the parents to speak.

"That's Zheng Yiming's parent? That's so well said! They really know how to plan! I need to write that down!"

"That's right! I heard that Zheng Yiming participated in the Mathematical Olympiad at such a young age!"

"She really knows how to raise children; I heard they've already finished first grade."

“He was also the top student in the training class last year, and my son was in the same class as him!”

"Oh, really? Which organization is it? Is it effective?"

"Yes, I'm planning to have my daughter switch to a different institution. She only got 96 points this time!"

"Youyou's mom? Your child did so well in math? Where did you study? I'd like to have my child take some extra lessons too!"

"Oh dear~, think about Mom, my Youyou learned everything on her own, I didn't have to worry about her at all?"

"No way, your Youyou is so smart! I wish my son was this easy to take care of!"

"Ugh! These old women, they're putting on a show!"

Wang Jinbao pulled out some melon seeds from somewhere and started cracking them open, then grumbled at a group of wealthy women dressed in jewels in front of him: "Never telling the truth!"

The voice wasn't too loud or too soft. The student's father, dressed in a suit, was about to argue when he saw the stern-faced man sitting next to him and immediately pulled his wife away.

"Stop talking! The Lu family member is sitting in the back. If you keep rambling on, get back here!"

The classroom quieted down considerably. Seeing this, Zheng Yiming's mother, who was on stage, assumed someone wanted to hear her experience and couldn't help but help control the situation.

She glanced at the aloof and indifferent man sitting at the back of the stage; he was the one with the highest status there. She gave him a knowing and grateful look and nodded.

With a joyful expression, she struck her best pose and, without a script, continued sharing the lessons she usually taught Zheng Yiming.

"Hehe~, Mr. Lu, you're so lucky!"

Zhuangzhuang and Zheng Yiming are sworn enemies, and Wang Jinbao also doesn't get along with Zheng Yiming's mother; they often argue in the teachers' office.

He watched the woman on stage with disdain, displaying her experience, and of course, he hadn't missed her earlier glance. He then recklessly mocked her.

"Unlike me, ever since I had my son, it's like no woman outside can see me unless I tell her I own a mine."

Xu Tinglan glanced at his beer belly and sagging face, and dared to say she'd rather starve than be attracted to a man like him.

She stole another glance at Zhuangzhuang, who was helping to feed the rabbits, hoping the child would resemble his mother a bit.

The man frowned and gave him a disapproving look: "Does Zhuangzhuang's mother have bad eyesight?"

Wang Jinbao paused, not daring to provoke him any further. He turned his head and cracked open some sunflower seeds, pretending not to hear the man's sarcasm: "Hehe~, these sunflower seeds smell pretty good!"

"Mr. Lu? Ladies! Would you like some?"

"What would you like some, Zhuangzhuang's dad?"

Wang Jinbao noticed that An'an had somehow come over, drawn by the smell, her eyes fixed on the sunflower seeds in his hand without blinking. He gave her two seeds, though somewhat impatiently.

An'an looked at the two small sunflower seeds lying in her palm, then at the handful in Wang Jinbao's hand, and stared at him with wide eyes.

Wang Jinbao felt a chill run down his spine and quickly gave her two more.

"Dad! How can you be so stingy!"

Zhuangzhuang came over and saw this, grabbed his dad's hand, stuffed a handful into An'an's pocket, and didn't forget to grab some for Duoduo as well. Of course, he also grabbed some for himself.

"Alright, alright! That's enough!"

"You kids don't know how to chew properly, you just put it in your mouth to taste it, giving you more would be a waste."

Wang Jinbao shamelessly snatched some money back from the three children, only to find two of them giving him strange looks. He quickly explained...

"It's not that I'm reluctant to give it to the kids, it's just that they only suck on the flavor, chew it a bit, and then spit it out. It's such a waste!"

"I only brought this many sunflower seeds, and the parent-teacher meeting still has a while to go."

"No, Dad! This was clearly brought over by our teacher!"

"Zhuangzhuang's dad, my mom said that lying is not good for a child~, how could you lie?"

"That's right, Zhuangzhuang's dad, everyone saw you emptying the sunflower seeds into your pocket."

As An'an spoke, she tugged at his pocket, and two pistachios accidentally fell out. She picked them up and put them in her own pocket.

Xu Tinglan looked at the other people's tables, which were still full of sunflower seeds, nuts, and fruit platters, and then at her own table, which only had a plate left. She looked at Wang Jinbao with a dark expression.

Then, quietly, she removed the plate from the table to avoid embarrassment.

Finally, under the man's pressure, Wang Jinbao took out all the sunflower seeds and nuts from his pocket.

The three parents cracked sunflower seeds and peeled nuts, while the three children ate nuts one by one.

Xu Tinglan and Lu Junxing, whose hands ached from coughing, secretly complained, "Why did you have to prepare sunflower seeds and nuts? We'll have to give the school some feedback later!"

Wang Jinbao regretted wasting his sunflower seeds, thinking, "Why did I have to be so stupid? I could have just shared some with the kids. When will this parent-teacher conference ever end?"

"Thank you to Mr. Zheng Yiming for his insightful sharing. Next, we will have a Q&A session for all parents. Parents who need a break can also take a short rest..."

As soon as she finished speaking, many parents rushed forward to surround her, talking about their children's behavior and asking her one by one to take extra care of their children.

An'an secretly took a small cake from Qi Rong and the teacher, and was about to share it with her best friend.

A woman in a burgundy dress walked towards her father and the others.

"An'an's dad? Can I get his contact information?"

"I'm sorry to take up too much of your time. I may not have explained things very clearly on stage just now. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me anytime!"

“Zheng Yiming’s mother, you’ve taken up the time of the second and third place parents for the past half hour, and you still haven’t explained things clearly.”

"Even an old lady's foot bindings can't be pulled as hard as you!"