Me at two years old, a queen!

When An'an woke up from her afternoon nap, she remembered that after she wet her pants that morning, her grandfather kept following her around asking, "Have you peed yet?" She felt embarrassed if others heard this, and it was a little shameful to take her grandfather out with her.

She then went to find Zhao Jingtang, who was easier to talk to, but he didn't even open the door when he heard her voice: "Is Uncle Zhao unwell, or is he sleeping soundly?"

Unfortunately, her aunt was taking care of her brother, and she was also thinking about the big red rooster she had seen that morning—it was so majestic!—so she had no choice but to pester the short-tempered Lu Junxing to take her out.

"Dad~, hurry up!"

The man watched the troublesome child scurrying ahead, his impatience at being woken from bed making him want to grab the child and give him a good beating.

"Sigh, my dad is so inconsiderate."

An'an looked at the man strolling leisurely behind her and urged him on helplessly, even mimicking her grandfather's coaxing tone: "Daddy~, be a good boy, I'll find some eggs for you to eat~"

An'an grabbed the man's trouser leg and ran forward with great strides, stopping every now and then to complain. What started as "coaxing" eventually turned into: "Daddy~, you're so insensible! I hate you!"

Lu Junxing saw the chickens enclosed in the fence, grabbed her with one hand and threw her in.

"Go ahead! Just be sensible and collect your eggs!"

"Daddy~, after I finish picking them up, I'll fry you some eggs~" Seeing the big red chicken in front of her, An'an forgot her previous complaints and rushed straight towards the plump chicken.

"No need, give it to your grandfather! He likes it." The man thought of the fried eggs she made last time and wasn't very interested.

"It's alright, we didn't come for nothing, one for each of us!"

"Giggle~"

"Don't run away~, big cock~, hurry up and lay your eggs for me~"

Tourists passing by heard this and turned to look. An older man saw a little girl peering into a chicken's rear end, her little hand itching to reach in and peek inside. He chuckled and said:

"Hahaha~, where did this funny young lady come from? She's laying all her eggs in the henhouse!"

"In the chicken coop?"

"Yes, just like people, your parents needed a home before they had you, right? Doesn't this hen need a home before she has her babies? Otherwise, where would the babies live?"

"Yes"

An'an had already read the picture book about eggs hatching into chicks, so she stopped staring at the chicks' rear ends. Seeing the look her father gave her, as if she were crazy, she turned and walked into the henhouse.

"Sigh~, you city kids really don't know the difference between grains anymore! This is a rooster, how can it lay eggs? It doesn't have that ability~"

An old man came over to see this adorable little girl. Remembering his own days working on the farm in the countryside, he looked at the little girl with amusement.

"Look at that big comb! This is clearly a rooster! Only hens lay eggs!"

Thinking about her foolish actions, An'an waited for the group of people to slowly disperse before burying her face in the man's legs.

"Waaaaah~, Daddy, I'm so stupid, what should I do?"

"It's okay, we know, but you stink, stay away from me."

An'an watched as the man disdainfully poked her away with a finger, and she felt even more heartbroken: "Daddy~, how can you dislike your own baby~"

"Yeah, so I'm the bad guy!"

An An was shocked. How did he know she was going to call him a bad guy? What could she say to him like that?

The man picked up a bamboo stalk, poked her, and said, "Watch out, keep this distance from me, and hurry back to take a shower and change your clothes!"

An'an looked at the bamboo and angrily tried to snatch it, but Lu Junxing managed to poke it back at her.

Finally, the man didn't throw away the bamboo in the room. Instead, he washed it and put it behind the door. It would be great for hitting or poking people!

After finally finishing her bath, An'an secretly tried to steal some bamboo, but the man sent her away, and she went to pick strawberries with her brother.

"Little sister~, stop stealing food!"

"Auntie paid, we can eat now!"

"Here you go, brother, you need to eat more, otherwise we won't have any money left!"

Qin Yanzhou didn't think there was anything wrong with it, so he ignored it and just watched her feed it directly into her mouth. He simply wiped it off on her clothes and said, "Here, little sister~, wipe it off before you eat!"

"It's not good to be too dirty, your uncle will complain about you again!"

Finally, Junmin came over and saw the little girl's round, protruding belly. He explained that there was a village nearby that was having a feast in the evening, and everyone was welcome to attend; all they had to do was give a small gift.

The old man was interested in this, so he decided that the whole family should go and join in the fun, and the others were also willing to go and have a meal with him.

"Oh, there's something delicious! I'll eat a little less, and then we'll have something really good to eat tonight!"

Even so, when Lu Junxing came to pick him up, the shop owner still subtly mentioned, "Your child is so lucky; I've never seen such a big eater. You'll have to pay extra."

Lu Junxing was already used to this daily embarrassing behavior. He calmly lifted the troublesome face buried in his arms and said, "What can I do? How can you eat like this? I can't afford to feed you. Boss, how about I send it to your house?"

"Dad, how could you treat me like this? I only ate a tiny bit more than other kids, and I'm not a normal kid!"

The boss looked at the mischievous little girl, who was gesturing with her fingers so long that two fingers were almost touching, and found it amusing. He immediately said he'd waive the fee.

"My family is small and frugal; we simply can't afford to raise them!"

"That's right, Dad~, you're from a wealthy family, you have to support them!"

"The boss can't afford to support them anymore~"