Me at two years old, a queen!
Chapter 193 Like a chicken claw, is An'an lost?
On the other side, Lu Junxing caught the troublemaker running over from the side. He accidentally noticed the black mud under the troublemaker's fingernails, so he found a nail clipper and grabbed An'an to cut off her fingernails.
"Dad? Why are you cutting other people's nails? Why don't you cut your own?"
"Look at the dirt you've rubbed under your fingernails! You could roll a whole pill with legs stretched out and eyes wide open! Hurry up! Give me that hand!"
"What kind of dumplings are they, Daddy? Are they sweet? Are they delicious?"
"It's delicious. I'll pick it up and let you try it in a bit. This is especially good for disobedient children!"
Shen Shaocheng, who was standing to the side, rarely saw Lu Junxing being so down-to-earth and teasing the child: "Haha~, our An'an is so obedient, she definitely won't eat this!"
As Shen Shaocheng turned and passed An'an, he glanced at her little paws and honestly commented, "However, these hands definitely need a good wash!"
Lu Junxing: "They look like chicken feet, and they're filthy!"
An'an immediately became unhappy upon hearing this, pulled her little hand back, admired it for a moment, and retorted:
"Daddy! How can you complain about your little one being dirty? Other people's nails are so pretty!"
Still sitting in front of the tent, Xu Tinglan, busy dressing up and putting on makeup for Duoduo, saw that Lu Junxing was about to get so angry that he hit the child, and couldn't help but say something:
"Haha, An'an, look at your nails, they're almost like French manicures with black edges! We need to trim them neatly, so they're clean, hygienic, and pretty!"
Xu Tinglan also held up her newly done nude-colored short manicure and gestured to the two girls:
"Look, doesn't it look better when it's clean like this? Long nails tend to trap dirt and grime..."
And just like that, An'an immediately stretched out her paw towards Lu Junxing: "Daddy? You have to fix it up beautifully, just like Duo Duo's mom!"
Before anyone knew it, a long line had formed behind An'an. Apart from Yangyang, who was still rehearsing with Su Shao, the other children obediently stretched out their paws, waiting to have their nails trimmed.
Even Ji Jianshu, with a serious expression, held up his bare fingers and came over to say:
"An'an's dad? Can't I cut this any more? I feel like there's still a lot of dirt hiding inside!"
It's all because of this show. No matter how careful Ji Jianshu is, he can't keep up with Zhuangzhuang, An'an and the others making a ruckus. He's often covered in dirt, and he can only do his best to stay clean!
Seeing this, Wang Jinbao glanced again at Zhuangzhuang, who was crawling on his hands and feet with his bottom sticking out, and sighed, "Sigh~, why isn't such a good child my child?"
That afternoon, Jiang Yun wisely refrained from disturbing them. As the sun began to set, the families boarded buses to the Tarim Royal City Scenic Area to begin their bonfire night!
(The above locations and cultural backgrounds are all fabricated and fictitious~)
Lu Junxing looked at the troublesome girl in the green halter-neck princess dress with a large skirt, and tugged at her bun hair in an annoyed manner, then helped tuck the skirt that was hanging loosely on his lap towards her seat:
"Sit down! Straighten your tattered skirt! And put that jacket on! Aren't your arms cold with bare arms?"
Seeing Lu Junxing tugging at her pretty little skirt, An'an put down the small mirror in her hand, not even bothering to admire her face that Xu Tinglan had just made up, and anxiously clutched the hem of her skirt:
"I don't want a coat! I just want to look pretty in this dress!"
An'an pushed the man's arm away in dissatisfaction, then, remembering that Lu Junxing had been paying attention to her pretty little dress, she fidgeted with her fingers and hesitated before speaking:
"Daddy? I knew you wanted to wear someone else's pretty dress~ But this dress is new, so I can't give it to you~ How about I let you wear another dress when we get back?"
"Do you want the red princess dress? Or do you want that queen's robe? I also have one of Elsa's; if you like, you can borrow it!"
Lu Junxing helped her put her coat on, but upon hearing this, he seemed to have lost his mind again. He angrily zipped up her coat all the way, completely covering An An's babbling mouth.
"When did we ever want to wear your tattered skirt?"
After saying that, Lu Junxing wondered if his troublesome son should have his IQ tested again, or perhaps have some kind of genetic defect checked.
I used to think An'an was just average, but after interacting with other children these past few days, I've realized that An'an doesn't seem to be particularly bright.
Lu Junxing was afraid that if he continued arguing with An'an, he might develop high blood pressure or even die of anger at any moment, so he leaned back in his chair and waved his hands.
"Forget it, your brain isn't strong enough anyway. Go and review your little show!"
Aside from a few parents in the circle who had some talent, only Lu Junxing and Wang Jinbao remained. Lu Junxing coldly pushed An'an out, claiming, "We need to give the child a chance to learn!"
In the end, it was Wang Jinbao, the social butterfly, who couldn't resist his desire to show off, but was too embarrassed to go on stage for fear of losing face. So he managed to organize a few children and put together a performance.
An'an was also given a small role, and she and several other children rehearsed enthusiastically all afternoon. Even Ji Jianshu, unusually, did not refuse such a childish little program.
"Hey~, Lao Lu, why didn't you change your clothes?"
Wang Jinbao sat in the back, listening to Su Shao and Yangyang reciting lyrics. Unable to stay still, he moved closer to Lu Junxing's chair and straightened his clothes.
Lu Junxing, with a long face and a speechless expression, was watching An'an look in the mirror. He teased, "Why aren't you changing your clothes? Don't you like the clothes our daughter got for you?"
Lu Junxing pushed Wang Jinbao's hand away from the chair, looking at Wang Jinbao, who was wearing an old man's shirt, with displeasure. Although he usually disliked troublemakers, he couldn't stand others getting involved with An'an.
"Our daughter? If you don't have a mirror, I can grab one for you!"
As he spoke, he gestured towards An'an, who was admiring her appearance in the mirror. Lu Junxing wanted to make him see how someone with such a weathered face could talk about having a daughter. Just then, he heard Wang Jinbao's cheeky "tea ceremony" performance:
"Oh! Your daughter! Your daughter! I could never have given birth to such a cute little baby, but that doesn't stop me from loving my daughter, does it? I was just wondering why you didn't change your clothes and thought you didn't like the clothes An'an bought for you."
"Old Lu? You don't really dislike the clothes An'an bought you, do you? Even if we parents don't like the clothes our children buy, we should still give them some face and encourage them!"
Lu Junxing glanced at Wang Jinbao secretly, put on his sunglasses with a cold expression, and tried to close his eyes to have some peace and quiet.
An'an, with her exceptionally sharp ears, couldn't sit still after hearing Wang Jinbao's words. She put down her small mirror, immediately climbed onto Lu Junxing, ripped off his sunglasses, and angrily asked:
"Dad? How can you not like the clothes someone else bought?"
Upon arriving at the ancient city, just as the sun was setting, the production team began their live stream for this episode. Viewers who had been eagerly awaiting the show's special treat was finally here!
Oh my god, I finally met my adorable little babies!
My dream kids, Auntie's here to see you!
Are Shen Yu and Ji Jianshu just like the domineering CEOs when they were young? Those little faces are so imposing!
Is that An'an that Mr. Lu is holding?
[Su Shao!! He's the most handsome even among stay-at-home dads, and he doesn't look inferior at all standing next to Cheng Ge, the movie star, okay?]
Who's that guy who came down behind the richest man? And that chubby little boy! I don't recognize him at all. Is he the kid of some internet celebrity who came on the show?
[My goddess has arrived! Duoduo looks so much like Actress Xu! I never expected Xu Tinglan to skip variety shows and then go all out! A parent-child variety show, so cool!]
Where are Xiao Shu's parents? Wasn't there another woman there before?
[I've been waiting so long! What's going on with this show? There's been no news about a live broadcast at all. Don't they even want to do proper promotion? If I hadn't suddenly checked, I would have missed the whole thing!]
As soon as the bus door opened, Lu Junxing stepped off carrying a bundle of green objects, followed by Ji Jianshu and Zhuangzhuang, who had been dragged off the bus by Wang Jinbao because he thought it was in the way.
"Don't dawdle! Remember to do the moves during the performance. Our Wang family is finally going to be on TV! We can show it to my grandson and your kids later!"
Zhuangzhuang: "Why should my child watch it on TV? Can't we just perform it for him ourselves?"
Duoduo, dressed in a pretty dress, gracefully lifted her skirt as she got out of the car. Hearing this, she thought of something and said, "Zhuangzhuang, maybe your father is afraid he won't live to see that day!"
"The story my dad told me was that the mermaid's father could no longer see his mermaid child because she ran away with someone else, and the mermaid's father was very sad!"
Even though Duoduo was small and his expression wasn't particularly logical, everyone understood how Jiang Yun usually fooled Duoduo, and they all looked at Jiang Yun with ambiguous expressions.
Xu Tinglan, who was standing to the side, couldn't care less about recording the show anymore and glared at Jiang Yun with sharp eyes.
Xu Tinglan explained to Wang Jinbao with an embarrassed look, "Zhuangzhuang's dad, children say the darndest things. I'll definitely educate Jiang Yun properly when we get back, and not let him instill this nonsense!"
After all, not to mention the taboos they have in doing business, even people like them can't stand a child talking nonsense like that, so they explained it to Zhuangzhuang again:
"Zhuangzhuang, your father means to keep it as a memento, so you can take it out in the future to reminisce about the wonderful times you shared, and pass it on to your children!"
Zhuangzhuang: "That's great, Dad! You won't die!"
Duoduo: "Zhuangzhuang? When did your dad die?"
These words immediately silenced the group. Lu Junxing, already familiar with this strange thought process, was the first to react. After all, the troublesome child he was holding always had odd thought processes. He asked Jiang Yun:
"How to go?"
Shen Shaocheng, carrying props borrowed from a nearby film crew, came over and asked, "Yeah, Director Jiang, where's this performance stage?"
Su Shao carried Yangyang over, worried that the child might not have a good memory and would forget the lyrics again, so he asked nervously:
"Yes, director? Where are we performing, and what time does it start?"
Wang Jinbao had just given his filial son a good talking-to when he heard Su Shao's question. He also secretly wanted to annoy Su Shao a little:
"Yeah, Director Jiang! When are we going to eat? We need to eat before we start doing our show, otherwise how will we have the energy to perform? If everyone isn't full, they won't be in the mood to watch the show!"
Now it was obvious, even to Shen Shaocheng, that Wang Jinbao was dissatisfied. He didn't quite agree with Su Shao's usual way of doing things either, but after so many years of work and seeing so many people like Su Shao, he had become somewhat numb to it.
Right now, the only concern is that Wang Jinbao is just an ordinary person; he probably doesn't know the destructive power of Su Shao's fans in the industry! (This is also a way of smoothing things over.)
"Hey Zhuangzhuang's dad! You don't need to worry about that. Even if Jiang Yun doesn't care, we won't let the kids perform on an empty stomach, okay?"
As she spoke, she looked down at the children who were holding the hen and busy dressing it up, and asked, "Are you hungry? Do you want something delicious to eat?"
Zhuangzhuang was the first to respond. He had eaten barbecue skewers for lunch and didn't have lunch with Shen Shaocheng and the others. After all the activity in the afternoon, he had already digested it, and his stomach was rumbling.
"I'm starving! My stomach is practically empty. Is there anything good to eat?"
Even the picky eater, Duoduo, chimed in, "Do you have any delicious cake or ice cream? Cookies are fine too!"
Yangyang nestled in Su Shao's arms and said weakly, "I want to eat something delicious too!"
Shen Yu held up his smartwatch and said, "We had meat skewers for lunch, it's time for dinner!"
Ji Jianshu nodded in agreement and said, "From the perspective of scientific feeding, considering the food digestion time and the working rhythm of the gastrointestinal tract, it takes 4-5 hours for our stomach to empty food, so an interval of 5-6 hours between meals is more appropriate."
"A breakfast around 7 a.m., lunch at 12 p.m., and dinner at 18 p.m. would be ideal, so we need to have dinner now!"
Jiang Yun was also having a headache. Why were they all disobedient and not following his pre-set procedures? For the first time, this workaholic felt like he didn't want to work anymore.
Just as they were about to have someone explain the arrangements to them, they heard Duoduo ask, "Hey? Where's An'an? An'an loves to eat, why isn't she saying anything? Isn't she hungry?"
Zhuangzhuang also noticed that they hadn't heard his friend An'an speak on the bus. An'an usually had a very loud voice. He anxiously circled around a few times but still couldn't see An'an. So he asked anxiously:
"Yeah~, where's An'an? Is An'an lost?"
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