Me at two years old, a queen!

Chapter 121 Are you dying soon too?

The next morning, at 5:30, each family was woken up by the program crew banging drums and gongs, announcing that they should meet at the village entrance at 6:00.

Su Shao didn't even have time to coax Yangyang, who was grumpy in the morning, before hurriedly packing his things into his suitcase. Xu Tinglan and Ni Hao didn't even ask him anything.

Xu Tinglan assumed it was a task assigned by the production team, and since the director was from her family, it was even more difficult to ask for favors. Ni Hao, on the other hand, was eager to return home and didn't want to stay in the countryside any longer.

The group sat on the same boat they had come from. Su Shao looked at Jiang Yun with some confusion: "Director Jiang? Are we going back already?"

Xu Tinglan was also puzzled. They thought there was still some task to be completed that day, and now it was over just like that?

Jiang Yun smiled mysteriously and pointed to several large barrels in the corner: "Hahaha~, come on! Big guys! Look over there!"

Shen Yu: "Fish? So many fish!"

Ji Jianshu: "We caught the fish!"

"That's right! You can sell fish at the market with your parents today, and you can also sell the chili peppers that Yangyang's family picked the other day. The money from selling them will be your travel expenses home!"

Upon hearing this, Shen Shaocheng immediately looked at Lu Junxing in shock, wanting to see how this man could even betray himself. Lu Junxing, seeing this, shook his head, indicating that it wasn't his intention.

The group of children, who knew nothing about fish, just laughed and played with it, while the adults complained to Jiang Yun.

Shen Shaocheng: "Duo Duo's mom, you have to help us get revenge when we get back!"

Su Shao: "President Lu! We're on the same side! Don't you think Director Jiang is too wicked!"

Lu Junxing also felt that Jiang Yun was a bit off; he was obsessed with filming and kept thinking of ways to torment people.

In the noisy market, everyone became a vendor selling fish and chili peppers. Since Ni Hao smelled of fish, no one wanted to argue with her, so they let her sell chili peppers.

The remaining people felt they wouldn't make much money this way, so they sent Su Shao to sing for a living, and Duo Duo went along to perform as well. Lu Junxing and Shen Shaocheng, the two grown men, sold fish separately at the market.

"Dad? Why isn't anyone buying anything?"

An'an squatted on the ground, watching the old lady selling vegetables next to her happily counting her money, then looking at their empty bags, and asked with some confusion.

"Is it because the fish is too ugly?"

"Oh my, where did this chubby baby come from?"

The old lady counting money next to her looked at An'an with amusement and said, "These fish don't distinguish between ugly and ugly, they all look the same once they come in!"

"Young man! Is this your first time doing business?"

The old lady smiled and pointed around, then said to Lu Junxing, "See? You have to shout it out to attract customers! If you don't shout it out, how will anyone know what you're selling?"

"In business, popularity matters; a large customer base brings wealth!"

Lu Junxing nodded, gave the old lady a large, fat fish, and thanked her. The old lady felt a little embarrassed and helped them call out to the fish in her local dialect.

"Look at this! Such a plump fish! It's good for promoting lactation and nourishing the body!"

"Look here, everyone, whether you have kids or not!"

"The baby's gotten so chubby! Look at this plump baby, it's all thanks to being fed two fish a day!"

An'an was picked up by the old lady and stood on a chair for a display. She looked at the people gathering around her with a dazed expression.

"Baby? You've gotten so fat from eating fish!"

An'an didn't quite understand, so she watched the old lady nod and wink, and then she imitated her by nodding directly.

On the other side, Lu Junxing was busy catching fish, knocking them down, and putting them in the container. For some fish that couldn't be stunned, he simply used a knife to cut open their bellies and kill them.

Seeing his fierce demeanor, the customer didn't dare to ask for anything more, picked up his things, and left.

An'an happily counted the money in her pocket, humming a song. When she saw the old lady packing up and leaving, she reluctantly hugged the net bag, wanting to give the old lady some fish.

"My dad only has fish left! Grandma! This fish... it's big and delicious!"

Seeing this, the old lady quickly waved her hand and hurried away: "My old man is coming to pick me up on his tricycle! Kid, play sometime!"

"what?"

An An scratched her head and realized that the crowd that had gathered had dispersed after buying the fish.

"Dad? Why is no one here?"

Lu Junxing didn't say anything, but seeing Jiang Yun munching on a steamed bun not far away, he kicked the troublemaker and said, "Go! Duoduo's dad is calling you; he wants to give you something to eat!"

An'an then realized her stomach was rumbling and quickly ran towards Jiang Yun, calling out, "Daddy, I'm here!"

The man sold two orders of fish when the troublemaker came running over with a bag.

"Dad! This is a steamed bun someone saved for you!"

"did you eat?"

Lu Junxing wiped his hands, looked at the smiling little girl who came over, touched her belly, and feeling that she could eat another one, handed her another bun.

Without hesitation, he ate the remaining two, watching the troublesome fish being teased.

"Come on, let's shout it out!"

"what?"

"How did that grandma just call out? Didn't you learn it?"

Seeing the man's disdainful gaze, An'an felt she couldn't let him look down on her, so she immediately climbed onto a chair and shouted, "Look at this~, a fat, big fish~"

"Fragrant and delicious pickled fish~, both sour and spicy~, awesome fish~"

"Eat fish and you'll hug a doll~, la la la la~"

An'an stood on the chair, waved her little hand at the crowd, and stamped her little feet anxiously.

"Look everyone, look this way!"

Lu Junxing, who was holding onto the chair, was afraid she would fall, so he lifted her down, picked up a stainless steel bowl used to feed stray dogs in restaurants, and tapped it on her head.

He glanced at her, then, feeling it wasn't enough, patted An'an's head and gestured towards Jiang Yun, who was not far away.

"Go! Snatch that megaphone from Duo Duo's dad!"

An'an immediately ran over excitedly and said to Jiang Yun, "Daddy Duoduo~, someone's trying to steal your things~, hee hee~"

Without waiting for Jiang Yun to speak, she grabbed the megaphone from the table and ran off, pressing the switch on and shouting to passersby as she ran, "Come buy fish!"

"A big, fat fish!"

An older man carrying groceries saw a chubby baby and found it amusing, so he came over and teased the child a couple of times.

"Oh~, am I buying fish as a gift for a child?"

"No need to see me off, uncle, I'm a fishmonger."

"How much would a chubby baby like you cost?"

Seeing this, An'an was so frightened that she dropped the megaphone and quickly hid behind the man, hugging his legs and climbing onto him: "Wah~, Daddy? Someone wants to buy me!"

Lu Junxing patted the troublemaker's head, and although he was in business, he still gave the man a disapproving look.

Which one do you want?

Seeing that the man was not someone to be trifled with, the middle-aged man grumbled as he picked out a fish, then complained that it wasn't fresh: "It's like this already? Make it cheaper! You've been raising it for so long, it's almost dead!"

"Just charge me the price of a dead fish, and I'll pick two more!"

Judging from their setup and the fact that their tools were all new, the older man was obviously new to the market. He was a purchasing agent for his uncle's restaurant and often frequented this area.

Seeing that this was just a young man with a child, and knowing that people are easily swayed, I wanted to take advantage of him. I've done this kind of lucrative thing before, so I've become quite bold.

Although he exuded a certain imposing aura, which initially made me feel intimidated, I didn't pay much attention. Seeing that the fish looked quite good, I decided to pick out two more.

"Uncle, you've grown so big, it must have taken you a long time to grow up, right? Are you going to die soon too?"

An'an clung to Lu Junxing's leg, hiding behind him, and said with some confusion, "So how are you going to die? My fish was... well, beaten to death by my dad~"

"Uncle? Do you want my dad to help you? You can die super fast~"

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