Me at two years old, a queen!

"Daddy~, do you know how to poop?"

An'an, holding a handful of pig feed, came closer with her big face, her little hands clenched into fists, and her bottom sticking out: "Mmm~, just like that! Do you understand, Daddy?"

"Shut your mouth!"

The man glanced at her messy hands; otherwise, he would have definitely pinched her mouth shut. Why did this perfectly normal child have to say such unpleasant things?

"An'an~, your dad must have pooped a lot in all those years. Everyone needs to excrete waste while they're alive, so your dad must be very experienced in pooping!"

Ji Jianshu pulled An'an aside and explained to her, "Next time you can't poop, you can ask him how to poop better?"

"Wow~, really? Little Shu, does your dad often teach him how to poop?"

"Uh...no..."

The thought of his aloof father standing by, giving instructions while he was pooping made Ji Jianshu shudder with nausea. He quickly shook his head, trying to banish the image from his mind.

Lu Junxing, who had been listening to the two troublesome kids' nonsense, had been holding back for a while. Just as he was about to throw them out for some peace and quiet, he heard the troublesome kid say...

"How do you know Dad is good at teaching me how to poop? My mom says, 'There are top-scoring apprentices, but no top-scoring masters!'"

"Your mother makes a good point. Just because you're good at learning doesn't mean you're good at teaching others!"

An'an said with a serious face, "But I'm also very good at pooping! I can teach my dad how to poop! I'm really good at teaching my dad~, my dad is so sensible now because I taught him~"

Ni Hao was quite curious about what kind of woman Lu Junxing, who appeared indifferent but was actually ruthless, had chosen, but she dared not make another foolish mistake.

"Alright! You two go out and count how many piglets there are. They're eating different kinds of pig feed!"

Lu Junxing helped keep everyone's memories of the troublesome girl's brilliant moment, afraid she would say something stupid again and reveal that she had a pig brain.

The uncle personally supervised the feeding of the sow carrying piglets with the bucket of pig feed they had brought when they arrived, and then came over to instruct Lu Junxing on how to prepare and mix the pig feed.

"What are you standing there for, woman? What kind of woman is so lazy? How can she live like this?"

"If you don't know how to do something and don't study properly, what kind of job will you be able to do properly in the future? How will you support your family and raise your children? Are you going to become a gold digger at such a young age?!"

The uncle got angry when he saw Ni Hao standing there dumbfounded. He was already a little worried about these pretty faces who probably couldn't even pick up manure properly, and they weren't even studying properly!

At this time, the daily live stream also went live. Since it aired yesterday, many media outlets and online celebrities have promoted it, and many viewers have flocked to the live stream room.

[My goodness! Mr. Lu! Those biceps!! Ahhh! They're so much better than those sissies!]

[Hahaha~, that's hilarious, Uncle! These days, you have to be young to snag a rich guy; this field is incredibly competitive! Uncle has quite a story to tell!]

【Hey~, where's An'an~? Where's my soft and adorable little dumpling? And where's the aloof and domineering CEO Xiao Shu?】

[Haha~, who is this uncle? Ni Hao is already a stepmother, isn't she just looking to enjoy a life of luxury? And you're making her feed the pigs!]

[How rude! Using such vulgar language, these country bumpkins are so crude! Don't they know how to respect others?]

【No, am I the only one who noticed that our CEO Lu is holding a stick and mixing pig feed? That pig is so lucky!】

[My uncle speaks such authentic local dialect! You can tell he's genuinely sincere. He really wants to make a living. Shouldn't we all learn to speak like that and support each other to build a family?]

[Where is this place? I have a feeling this place is going to be popular, I need to go check it out!]

Seeing that the live stream had already started, Ni Hao hurriedly followed her uncle's instructions, adding water and stirring vigorously, not caring about the mess. Before long, she felt her makeup was about to be ruined.

"Alright, alright! If you keep stirring, even the pigs will refuse to eat it!"

Uncle, looking disgusted, took Ni Hao to feed the pigs, lest they starve. Seeing that Lu Junxing was doing a good job, he asked Lu Junxing to prepare the piglets' feed.

"Daddy~, Daddy~, this is my piggy! Isn't it cute?"

Then, the troublemaker ran in carrying a little piglet. The piglet, with its long snout, was snorting and squealing in her arms; it sounded incredibly hungry.

"Daddy~, hurry up and feed the baby pig some food~"

"Little piggy, come on! Call me Grandpa! I'll feed you something delicious in a bit~ Your grandpa's food is really fragrant~"

Lu Junxing stared at her, his brows furrowed. Seeing the piglet almost touching his face, he quickly backed away and stood up: "You want to be its mother?"

"Go! Hey! Loot loot~"

Then Ji Jianshu led in a pig with a rope, seemingly disgusted by its dirtiness, and was also holding a small stick to herd it.

"Why did you two bring a pig out here?"

"Daddy~, it's because Piggy likes her and insists on going with her~"

Ji Jianshu didn't dare say that she'd seen piglets and her eyes lit up, then pounced on them. In the end, several piglets ran away, and the production crew had to help chase them for a long time.

They were caught and taken back. An'an wouldn't let go of a pig, and even tried to shove one into his arms. He had no idea how she had caught the piglets. In the end, he couldn't refuse her, so he found a rope and asked the staff to help him tie them up.

"An'an's dad~, I counted, there are 20 piglets inside. We met that uncle, and he said they were born from two pigs! He told you to hurry up and feed them!"

"Yes, Daddy~, Piggy is amazing, she can have so many babies, unlike you, Daddy, who only has one baby?"

An'an, holding the piglet, angrily kicked the man and stomped on his white sneakers: "Hmph~, Daddy? How come you can't even compare to a pig?"

As An'an spoke, she remembered the candy her father had bought for her and felt that she should encourage him!

"But please don't look down on you. If you have 10 babies like a pig, you'll still be the most amazing dad!"

Lu Junxing initially refrained from making a move because of the camera, but if he continued to hold back, he'd be competing with a sow in fertility.

He then picked up the troublesome girl, walked behind a big tree outside, and rewarded her with a meal of stir-fried bamboo shoots and pork!