Genshin Impact Simulation: Starting with Melsin's Friend

Fontaine, Maple Dew Cafe.

Mu Feng lay listlessly on the soft bed, his eyes vacant, like a salted fish that had lost its dreams.

For the past week, Mu Feng's life has been meticulously planned.

To be specific, it meant accompanying Carole on a patrol of Fontaine in the morning, handling official documents with Chiara Sedna at noon, listening to Ofini Abel's guided tour in the afternoon, and teaching Siegwen how to make milkshakes in the evening, and so on.

In just one week, Mu Moumou has mastered all the skills in time management.

As for how to handle the issue of both of the little Meiluxin's invitations being extended at the same time...

Mu Feng, the master of time management, says that there is no problem that a gentle pat on the head cannot solve. (Hey, take a look at your family status, friend. (hands on hips))

This deserves applause!

However, at this moment, a pink-haired junior reporter who wished to remain anonymous raised his hand to question its authenticity:

"What if it can't be solved?"

Comrade Lao Mu, his eyes fixed straight ahead, a mysterious smile playing on his lips, pointed towards the kitchen:

"Child, you don't naively think that washboards are actually used for washing clothes, do you?"

……

Thinking of this, the young Mu Feng leaped to his feet, his eyes rekindling with the light of striving.

This is exploitation! This is oppression! This is a rebellion against Heaven!

How could the great Fontaine's best pastry chef succumb to the gentle embrace of little Melousin!

A battlefield of carnage is a sign of a corrupt civilization! He, Mu, must stand up!

Just then, Sedna's soft voice suddenly came from outside the door:

"Brother Mufeng, are you there?"

"Yes, I'm here! I'm coming right now!"

……

"An invitation to Funina's tea party?"

Mu Feng held Sedna in his arms, rubbing the little one's ears while carefully examining Funina's letter.

If it weren't for the invitation being stamped with the official seal of Mumang Palace and delivered to his door by Sedna herself, he would have thought it was some new type of scam.

It was quite a rare treat to have the great Lady Funina de Fontaine share desserts.

Could it be that Fufu's small cakes are out of stock and she's planning to order some from me but doesn't want to ask directly, so she's making up an excuse to secretly make a deal?

Yes, as expected, this is a tea party where you have to bring your own desserts.

But then again, what's wrong with Fufu eating a few more cakes since she's been so worried about Fontaine's prophecy?

Then I'll reluctantly give the Water God a discount! Quickly say thank you to the kind Shopkeeper Mu Feng!

Mu Feng smiled helplessly, put Fu Ningna's letter aside, and took out some chilled pudding from the kitchen to feed Sedna in his arms.

Watching this scene unfold, a female employee at the Zhuyingting office couldn't help but twitch her lips slightly, as if recalling some unpleasant memory.

……

"Senior Vileda, shall we go out for cake tonight?"

The nervous, socially awkward office lady mustered up her courage and extended an invitation to her long-time admirer, Senior Melushin.

"Eh?"

Vileda rested her chin on her small round hand, twitched her little ears, and declined the clerk's invitation with some regret and embarrassment.

"Sorry, Vileda has plans tonight."

The young office lady left disappointed, intending to find a dessert shop to borrow a small cake to cheer herself up.

However, just as she was enjoying her dessert alone at Luze Cafe, gazing wistfully at the scenery outside the window, she suddenly rubbed her eyes in disbelief.

A boy was walking down the street in Fontainebleau, followed by a group of little girls, whose laughter and chatter could be heard from afar.

Senior Vileda?

The clerk stared in shock, as if she could see the water goddess Funina sitting on the judge's bench in Navelette, solemnly pounding her gavel in a way that shattered her worldview.

There's also the head nurse of the Petersburg Mero, the secretary of the Mumman Palace, and the junior guide on the railroad route...

The boy smiled and picked up several little ones one by one to stick them together, drawing envious and jealous glances from passersby.

Do not! ! !

The young office worker seemed to hear her own heart screaming like a groundhog, and a somber background music seemed to begin playing around her.

The north wind is howling

Feeling a mix of extremes, the office lady, whose jealousy had distorted her appearance, suddenly became malicious and said, "Young man, you've broken the law, do you know that?!"

Just as she was about to call the police to send this rude man to Mero Petersburg, she seemed to hear noises outside the window again.

"Sorry, sorry, I'm late!"

Caroline, the commander of the Shadow Chasing Court, skipped and hopped over from a distance, waving her little round hand sweetly to the group of people, and then jumped into the boy's arms as if no one else was there.

"Clap."

The office lady's phone fell onto the table. She watched as the girls, including Xiao Meiluxin, escorted the boy away amidst the envious gazes of passersby, her pupils dilating violently.

Friend, you've killed the game.

"Cheng Hui, 5200 Mora."

The waiter from the coffee shop walked up to her table and politely handed her the bill.

The young female employee fell silent. After paying the bill, she left Luze Cafe with a dejected air, her departing figure so forlorn.

This city has gained another heartbroken person.

……

Mu Feng affectionately held his secretary, Sedna, who was enjoying her meal, and carefully combed her messy hair. However, out of the corner of his eye, he glanced suspiciously at the clerk standing to the side with a stiff expression.

The clerk's glare seemed to spit fire, prompting Mu Feng to ponder whether he had some kind of blood feud with her.

Under Mu Feng's questioning gaze, the clerk snorted coldly, grabbed the reluctant Sedna, and hurriedly left under the pretext of reporting back. Before leaving, she didn't forget to give him a fierce glare.

I often feel out of place because I'm not inexplicably strange.

Mu Feng shook his head, then turned and went back to the coffee shop with no other option.

……

"Brother Mufeng, Xigewen is going back now."

The young nurse nestled in Mu Feng's arms, raising her bright ruby ​​eyes, her tone filled with reluctance and unease.

There are still patients in Mero Petersburg; this is the longest vacation she has taken in four hundred years.

Mu Feng hugged Xigewen tightly, gently rubbed the little guy's pink and blue ears, and gave him some instructions on daily life matters, such as where to put the cookies.

Siegwen, nestled in his arms, puffed out her cheeks and traced circles on Mu Feng's chest with her slender fingers in dissatisfaction:

“Brother Mufeng, Xigewen is not a child anymore.”

"But Brother Mufeng, if you don't take care of your health and keep taking reckless risks..."

At this point, a dangerous glint gradually appeared in Siegwen's beautiful ruby ​​eyes as she pouted and stared at Mu Feng, who was already drenched in sweat.

Sensing something was wrong, Mu quickly resorted to his "sticky" technique, tearfully signing an unequal treaty requiring him to write letters to the little one every day before he could barely appease the somewhat wicked-minded Siegwen.

What I'm saying is, if that day Mu Moumou were to be killed by the blackened little nurse with a chopping knife, that unscrupulous, heartless, and untrustworthy three-no system would definitely be the primary person responsible!

System: ...I have a swear word I'm not sure if I should say it.

Seeing Mu Feng covered in cold sweat, Siegwen chuckled and left a kiss on his cheek before gently jumping back to the ground.

Goodbye, Brother Mufeng.

Siegwen stepped into the elevator, waving her little hand, her light red eyes filled with tenderness.

Because she knew they would meet again.