Listening to the commotion outside the door, Bai Yun waited until the courtyard quieted down before quietly asking Hu Jie, "What do you think of my scolding?"
Hu Jie nodded. "It's still a bit stiff, but it's okay. I have a week to rest this time. You can scold me every night. I'll get used to it with practice."
Bai Yun sighed, "I never thought it would be so difficult to curse. If I had this skill before, I wouldn't have been kicked out by my in-laws."
Hu Jie chuckled, "When it comes to cursing in our compound, no one can beat Aunt Xia. Tomorrow I'll take you to meet her, and then we'll give out some wedding candy to everyone, just to make it official."
Baiyun felt a little sorry for them: "They're even handing out wedding candy? We're not even really getting married, it'll cost a lot of money, won't it?"
Hu Jie: "You don't need to worry about that, it's nothing. But after a while, tell them about your pregnancy, and don't let anything I told you before slip up."
Baiyun nodded like a chick pecking at rice, "I know, I've been memorizing it for days."
The next day, Hu Jie led people to visit each household.
At this moment, Baiyun was dignified and proper, completely different from how she was last night. She looked like a shy and good wife.
Grandma Xia spat, "You really can't judge a book by its cover."
Bai Yun caught a glimpse of Old Lady Xia's expression and immediately memorized it, preparing to use that expression to scold people next time.
He truly is the number one street swearer in the compound that Hu Jie mentioned; that expression is spot on.
Another night, the familiar shouting and cursing came. No one was curious about what Baiyun was cursing tonight. Anyway, the people in the compound had changed their impression of Hu Jie. He had gone from an ambitious and promising young man to a cowardly henpecked husband.
Sure enough, every man has his nemesis, and Old Chen felt inexplicably gratified.
The Ma family produced a Guan Tao who had their entire family under his thumb.
Although Grandma Yin seemed easy to get along with, she had brought death to her husband at a young age.
Needless to say, Old Lady Wang's husband was a complete scoundrel.
As for himself, he sighed, feeling suddenly overwhelmed by the control he had shown in his old age.
Now, the only man in the compound who once shone brightly has also fallen.
On rainy days, men should be scolded and children should be yelled at; otherwise, the rainy day is wasted. Old Chen went back into the house with a slap mark on his head. Today, because he was home alone in the rain and hadn't brought in the laundry, it was soaked to the bone when Grandma Xia came back, so he got a slap.
He didn't feel wronged at all; he was used to it... he was used to it.
Wang Dahai, the son of Old Lady Wang, was soon engaged. After thinking it over for a long time, Old Lady Wang decided that it would be better for Wang Dahai to be a proper son-in-law who moved into the family, just like his father.
For this reason, she even asked Zhang Xingwang to give Wang Dahai a special training session, making sure that Wang Dahai was as virtuous as his father.
To Zhang Xingwang's delight, Wang Dahai was even more like a virtuous wife than he was; he... had a successor?
He didn't dare say this to Old Lady Wang, for fear that she would pin the blame on him. After all, although Old Lady Wang had come to terms with it, she still felt that Wang Dahai had inherited the excellent bloodline of her Wang family. Whether male or female, he was a person of integrity and ambition.
As for Wang Dahe's girlfriend, after secretly following her for several days, Old Lady Wang finally figured out her situation.
This girl is just a normal girl likes.
Once she had found out the truth, Old Lady Wang clasped her hands together and thanked God that she would finally be able to die with her eyes open.
All she needed to do was wait for Wang Dahe to personally bring the girl over, and then have the girl obediently call her "Mom," and she would be completely satisfied.
Grandma Wang had just returned from get off work and was walking arm in arm with Grandma Xia, who was also off work. The two chatted and laughed, a picture of peaceful bliss.
Then, the moment they stepped into the courtyard, the Ma family erupted in a scream that didn't sound like a human shout.
Both of them saw despair in each other's eyes. The peaceful days wouldn't last long; something bad was bound to happen in their compound.
This... is the feng shui of their compound!
"What happened? What happened?" Despite the despair, they still rushed to the front lines to watch the excitement.
When they came out, it was Old Ma and his wife. They were beaming with joy, as if money had fallen from the sky. Everyone who came to watch the spectacle received a warm welcome from the couple. It was as if the sun had risen in the west.
As more and more people asked, Old Ma proudly raised his head and announced, "Guan Tao is pregnant."
Wow... This really shocked everyone, especially the men who had seen Xiao Ma's thing in person at the hospital; they found it unbelievable.
"Is Guan Tao pregnant?"
"Impossible, right? Little Ma is already like that."
"Guan Tao wouldn't be like this... she misunderstood and did something she shouldn't have, right?" Like, the child she's carrying isn't Xiao Ma's at all.
"Are you sure? Did you go to the hospital for a checkup? Are you sure there's no mistake?"
Seeing that no one believed him, Old Ma was unconvinced. "When my son was discharged from the hospital, the doctor said that although the chances of having children in the future were slim, they were not impossible. Many of you were there at the time, so you should have heard that."
"It seems that there really is such a thing."
"I did hear it, but at the time I thought the doctor was just saying it to comfort them because he was afraid they would be too upset."
"What is a slim chance? It's basically impossible."
"Old Ma, don't get scammed."
"Have you really checked it out?"
Old Ma was getting annoyed by the constant questioning. Did he really not know whether someone was a member of the Ma family or not?
“Guan Tao never goes out. Even when she does, my wife accompanies her. She has no chance to have an illegitimate child. How can you doubt such an innocent and good girl like this?”
Grandma Xia was also puzzled. "Yes, Guan Tao never goes out alone. Most of the time she's at home cursing and hitting people."
Grandma Wang chimed in, "Could it be that Xiao Ma is really that amazing? He's truly a man among men!"
Everyone was chattering and discussing, completely baffled as to how Guan Tao got pregnant.
In the end, everyone could only attribute this to Little Horse's extraordinary talent, a truly extraordinary talent.
Grandma Xia and her family watched the excitement today. They went home to cook dinner late. Although they were very hungry, they had mixed feelings.
While skillfully chopping vegetables, Chen Xiangbei asked, "Mom, can I sneak a peek at Brother Ma's thing?"
Old Mrs. Xia said fiercely, "If you dare to look, I'll chop you up."
Chen Xiangbei shrank his neck and fell silent, but he was really curious about how it had recovered and how that thing could still be used!
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