Let's just drift through life together in this quick transmigration story.
Chapter 88 The Secret Guards Charge! (22)
Xiong Bufan ran to the yard to sunbathe, and Erqiu asked him, "Shopkeeper Xiong, why didn't anyone bother us after we robbed others? I remember we provoked a robber last time we robbed someone."
The person who robbed Da Cai Zhai last time was Xiong Bufan. Xiong Bufan lightly patted Er Qiu and retorted, "I'm not a robber. If you want to know why they don't come after us, figure it out yourself."
Erqiu scratched his head. Could he figure out the reasoning just by covering himself with the blanket? He decided to give it a try.
002 grumbled to himself, "She's using the name of another bandit group, and even the sign on her carriage that says she's from their rival cosmetics shop. I've never seen such a shameless woman. It would be strange if anyone found her."
After staying in the capital for a few days, Xiong Bufan went to the shop every day to chase away some troublemakers. He had also spent all the money he had stolen. The capital was no fun; everything cost money. Xiong Bufan withdrew some money from the shop, took the letter written by Cui Haoyu, and prepared to pack his things and return to the mountain stronghold.
The capital city is bustling, but all the courses cost money, making it far less comfortable than being in the mountains.
Xiong Bufan strolled back, but before he had gone far, he sensed someone chasing him from behind. The people he was with were emitting a foul stench, so Xiong Bufan had to cover his nose and walk quickly forward.
Several figures hurried after him. Xiong Bufan ran towards a more secluded place. The road ahead was blocked, and there was no one around. Xiong Bufan stopped, put the silver into his spatial storage, and stood directly in the middle of the road.
Several people blocked off all directions, fearing that Xiong Bufan would escape, but the person facing Xiong Bufan was more polite, bowing and saying, "Miss Xiong, our master invites you."
Xiong Bufan crossed his arms and said defiantly, "You want me to go with you? Do you think I have no pride?"
The leader secretly took out a gold ingot, saying, "If you come with us, this gold is yours."
Xiong Bufan immediately changed his tune and said obsequiously, "I'll go with you, just give me the gold ingots."
It seems that the mastermind behind this group had already found out Xiong Bufan's preferences before they even approached him, knowing that if force wasn't enough, they could only bribe him with gold and silver.
An San tossed the gold to Xiong Bufan, who secretly bit it with his teeth. It was real. He then carefully stuffed it into his pocket and asked, "Where are you taking me?"
"You'll find out when we get there. Don't worry about anything else, or just exchange the gold back."
Xiong Bufan shook his head. "Let's go, let's go, I won't ask anymore."
After turning left and right, the group finally arrived at a house. The house was decorated in an expensive style, and there was even a back garden. In the garden, there was a pavilion, and a man was standing in the pavilion. Xiong Bufan could smell the stench on the man from a distance. As soon as he entered the house, Xiong Bufan felt uncomfortable all over.
Xiong Bufan walked up to the man, and the others slowly withdrew, leaving the two of them in the house to discuss some important matters.
The man said with a grin, "Miss Xiong, I've heard so much about you, it's better to see you in person than to hear so much about you."
This guy is awful. Xiong Bufan unconsciously raised his voice as he spoke, "Get to the point, don't be so polite with me."
The man wasn't angry. "Miss Xiong is truly genuine; such people are rare in this world."
Kongkong, fearing that Xiong Bufan might be misled, quickly said, "Bufan, this is the Second Prince Cui Weili. He is not a good person."
Xiong Bufan walked over and kicked him into the water. Xiong Bufan hated people who were always so polite, as if everyone was as stupid, arrogant and concerned about face as him. Now he wanted to let him go into the water to calm down.
Cui Weili thought Xiong Bufan wouldn't hurt her, so she sent all the servants away. Now that she had fallen into the water and was struggling, no one cared. The silt at the bottom of the lake was a bit thick, and Cui Weili couldn't climb out for a while, so she could only shout, "Help! Help! Someone, come and save me!"
Leaving him in the water is a waste of time, so Xiong Bufan pulled him out of the water. "What exactly did you call me here for?"
The late autumn weather was still a bit chilly. Cui Weili shivered and said, "Dare to shove, glug glug." Xiong Bufan didn't get the answer he wanted and pushed him back into the water.
Xiong Bufan's clothes were wet. She frowned, thinking about how to dry them quickly so she wouldn't be cold anymore.
Cui Weili's struggle in the water slowed down. He seemed to see his dead third brother (Cui Zuoqian). He didn't want to die yet. Xiong Bufan pulled him out of the water again. "What exactly do you want to say?"
"Help, help, my life."
Xiong Bufan had never seen such a tough nut to crack. Even after being thrown into the water, he remained silent. He frowned, then pushed Cui Weili back into the water, just in time to wash off the smell.
"Gurgle, gurgle, help, help me."
Kongkong hesitated, afraid that Xiong Bufan might kill the man, and said, "Bufan, why don't we get him out of the water first and interrogate him slowly? It'll be troublesome if he dies."
Cui Weili was pulled out of the water, his face covered in mud from the lake, making him smell even worse. Xiong Bufan threw him on the ground and shook his hand in disgust.
Without the sensation of sewage rushing into his nasal cavity, Cui Weili vomited out some of the water in his stomach and began to breathe in fresh air deeply. That feeling of almost losing his genitals was just too uncomfortable.
A gust of wind blew, and the wet patch on his clothes felt a bit cold. Xiong Bufan grew increasingly impatient and kicked Cui Weili, yelling, "You called me here, what do you want?"
Cui Weili fainted immediately, and Xiong Bufan kicked him again, saying, "Get up quickly, don't try to scam me, I don't have any money for you."
There seemed to be a figure outside. Afraid of causing trouble, Xiong Bufan kicked Cui Weili into the lotus pond again. To prove that he didn't mean to hurt anyone, Xiong Bufan shouted at the top of his lungs, "Help! The Second Prince has fallen into the water!" After shouting, he ran out of the pavilion and jumped out of the house.
Kongkong complained, "Bufan, isn't this just redundant?"
Xiong Bufan: "You don't understand. I'm telling him that there are consequences to faking an accident!"
"Is that right?"
"Yes. I didn't ask Cui Weili for tuition fees; it was all because I was kind."
Kong Kong fell silent. She was now certain of one thing: Xiong Bufan was spouting nonsense and was even preparing to use her theories to persuade others.
After jumping over the wall, Xiong Bufan rushed to the outhouse. She couldn't understand why she suddenly had a stomachache. Had she eaten something bad? Or had someone poisoned the gold ingot and she accidentally got poisoned when she bit it, which was why she had diarrhea?
002 waited and waited at home but Xiong Bufan didn't come back. She was afraid that something might have happened to her. Just then, Xiong Bufan rushed into the yard and headed straight for the outhouse.
The medicine was quite potent; Xiong Bufan had to go to the toilet almost every two steps. He was certain he was poisoned because food wouldn't give him diarrhea.
"Gurgle, gurgle," Xiong Bufan's stomach was still growling.
Xiong Bufan didn't have time to worry about his stomach. He took out two wads of toilet paper, stuffed them into his nose, and squatted speechlessly in the outhouse.
Having diarrhea all the time is a problem. After wandering around the house twice, 002 ran out, leaving Erqiu looking confused, but she still continued packing. They had bought a lot of good things in Beijing this time.
Xiong Bufan wasn't mistaken; there were indeed people outside. Not long after Xiong Bufan shouted, several people rushed in and pulled Cui Weili out of the water. After the experts performed basic first aid, Cui Weili resumed breathing, but remained unconscious.
The steward sent a message to the palace to summon the imperial physician. After much effort, Cui Weili finally regained consciousness late into the night, but she remained unable to speak and developed a high fever…
Xiong Bufan fared slightly better than Cui Weili. She only left the outhouse after her stomach was empty. She was completely exhausted and didn't even have the strength to argue with 002.
002 treated Xiong Bufan like an empress dowager, feeding him porridge and then giving him the antidiarrheal medicine that Erqiu had prepared. Only then did Xiong Bufan recover a little.
If she finds out who poisoned her, Xiong Bufan will definitely stuff the poison into that person's mouth.
Seeing that Xiong Bufan had recovered, 002 asked softly, "Bufan, where did you go during the day?"
"I was called away by an idiot, and then he tried to scam me."
002: "He's really bad. Let's go teach him a lesson sometime."
Xiong Bufan agreed, saying, "Okay."
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