Tomb raiding: The awesome life that started from Ganggangyingzi

The group walked for more than a hundred meters in the passageway before being blocked by two white jade doors. Wang Pangzi and the others pushed them, but they didn't budge.

Upon seeing this, Wu Laosan was immediately amused. He had been in the tomb for so long, but he had only been playing a minor role. He felt that if he didn't show off some skills, he would be looked down upon.

"Hey, there must be a doorpost inside this door. Today, Third Master will show you what he's got."

As he spoke, he pulled a strangely shaped object out of his bag;

Before he could make a move, Ji Haobo placed his hand on the stone door.

All they heard was a "click" from inside, and then the door slowly opened.

"You can use that key next time! I'm in a hurry!"

Wu Laosan looked at what he was holding, then at the wood chips on the ground, opened his mouth but didn't say anything, and followed behind in silence.

Old Hu and Fatty Wang, who were watching from the sidelines, laughed and thought to themselves that when following Master Bo, all you need to do is understand that you're just a bystander.

After passing through the white jade gate, the group walked less than twenty meters before discovering a pile of dirt in the passageway.

Wu Laosan looked inside, frowned, and said:

"It's a tomb raider's hole, but why was it dug from the inside out? It seems like they abandoned it for some reason."

"It seems the zombie has risen from the dead. Someone tried to dig a tunnel to escape, but this unlucky fellow might get caught. There are drops of blood on the ground."

Ji Haobo pointed to the ground, and then following the bloodstains, the group arrived at a tomb chamber. Inside, besides the coffin, there were two side chambers.

"Damn, is this some kind of family portrait? There are seven coffins! But there doesn't seem to be anything there! Is this another case of penniless people?"

Ji Haobo ignored Wang Pangzi's rambling and walked to the coffin that the bloodstains pointed to.

Seeing signs that it had been opened, he glanced at the corner next to him, a strange smile crept onto his lips, and casually slapped the coffin lid.

"Boom"

The coffin lid flew off and smashed into another coffin, instantly raising a cloud of dust and letting out a muffled groan, but the sound was too faint for anyone to notice.

"Holy crap, why is there a foreigner in here?"

The moment Wang Pangzi opened the coffin, he looked inside, expecting there to be some things inside, but this was all he saw.

"There are not only foreigners, but also a zongzi (sticky rice dumpling)!"

Ji Haobo slapped the foreigner on the head with a palm strike, the hidden force penetrating through and killing the rice dumpling below.

They grabbed the corpse again and threw it back into the dust.

"boom"

"puff"

"Hey! Damn it, don't you have any sense of public decency? You keep throwing things in the same place. If you want me dead, just say so. Do you have to resort to such underhanded tactics?"

Hearing the commotion coming from somewhere, everyone looked over. Fatty Wang brandished his long sword, pointing and cursing.

"Who? Get the hell out here right now! How dare someone steal my nickname to my face? This is outrageous!"

He felt provoked and planned to teach the guys inside a lesson later, but to his surprise, the guys inside weren't intimidated either and started arguing back.

"Damn it, I'd love to get out, but this thing is holding me down!"

A smile appeared on Ji Haobo's face. He noticed the guy as soon as he came in, so he deliberately beckoned to him.

"Fatty, I also know that guy inside. He shares your surname and is also a tomb raider. Why don't you go over and identify him as the king or queen?"

Old Hu and the others were stunned when they heard this, and they all looked at the bewildered Fatty Wang with strange expressions.

"Holy crap, is this for real? Are they playing the real and fake Fatty Wang game with me? This is outrageous! Old Hu, light the lamp!"

Then they heard screams and curses coming from the corner of the wall. The others ignored the noise and went to check the tomb.

Ji Haobo directly used his knife to stab the remaining coffins.

A joyful smile appeared on his face as he thought to himself, "Each one gives me 500 draw points, it's a steal!"

But Wu Xie, who was standing next to him, felt a tightness in his anus and wondered if Bo Ye had some kind of special fetish.

Just then, Fatty Wang and Old Hu came over carrying a fat man with a bruised and swollen face.

"Brother Bo, this guy used to be called Fatty Wang, but after I persuaded him with my words of wisdom, he said he could be called Second Fatty."

Ji Haobo looked at the guy who had changed his name to Erpang and saw his sad expression, looking at him with resentment. This look gave people goosebumps.

"Hmm! Very good, but he seems a little unconvinced. Perhaps your manners aren't good enough. How about we offer an extra-large package at the same price?"

Erpang was shocked to hear this. Then, with the light from Lao Hu's lamp, he could see the people there and was overjoyed, shouting:

"No! We're all on the same side! Wu Xie, tell me quickly, I'm Wang Pang... uh! No, I'm Er Pang now, Er Pang!"

Wu Xie stepped forward and took a closer look; he did recognize the bruised and swollen-faced fellow.

"Oh dear, what are you doing here? You look like you're having a really tough time!"

"Hey! Stop talking. Is there anything to eat? I haven't eaten for two days. Otherwise, who knows who would be the one with the title of 'Second Fatty'?"

Upon hearing this, Fatty Wang was immediately displeased, feeling betrayed, and angrily cursed:

"Damn it, you dare question my morality? Come here, let's go over there and give you another massage."

Just as Erpang was begging for mercy, Ji Haobo heard a slight noise coming from the side room, turned around and handed over a packet of instant noodles.

"Let's go, to the next floor. Erpang, lead the way."

"Alright, alright, I'll lead the way."

Erpang accepted the instant noodles as if he had been granted a pardon, then tore one open and took a bite as he walked toward the side room.

Fatty Wang turned his head and glanced at the coffin behind him, then quickly shouted:

"Hey! Mr. Bo, there are still a few coffins that haven't been opened yet!"

"Open my ass! This is called the Seven Star Suspicious Coffin, it's all fake. You really think it's a family portrait?"

Ji Haobo followed Erpang into the side room without turning his head, with Lao Hu and the others following closely behind. But Wu Xie's expression changed immediately.

"Master Bo, my third uncle, Pan Zi, and Zhang Qilin are missing."

His sudden outburst drew eye rolls from the people around him.

Erpang walked directly to a wall, fiddled with it for a bit, and a hole appeared in the ground.

"Well... Master Bo, I escaped up from down there. Not only are there maze-like passages, but there are also countless corpse beetles. If you touch one, you're dead for sure."

This guy clearly didn't want to go down, but Ji Haobo couldn't just let him leave like that.

"Let's go! Lead the way!"

He then threw it into the hole and jumped down as well.

Below is a small cavern, only about two meters above.

Erpang patted the instant noodles that had fallen to the ground, stuffed them into his mouth, and they were gone in a few bites.

"Judging by your lack of ambition, you'll never amount to anything."

Fatty Wang shook his head disdainfully from the side, completely oblivious to the fact that he was in an even worse situation before he met Ji Haobo.