Tomb raiding: The awesome life that started from Ganggangyingzi
Chapter 282 Crunchy, chicken flavor, one snake in one bite!
"hiss…"
Upon hearing this, everyone's expression changed, as if something was drilling into their bodies, making them very uncomfortable.
Especially Qiu Dehao, who had just come down, was pale and bloodless.
Because when the old man remembered coming down, it seemed that some eggs had been crushed by him and his men.
As for his men, they were unaware of the horrors of the place because of the language barrier.
Seeing this, Qiu Dehao could only nod helplessly, then hesitated for a moment before saying:
"Uh... okay! What I meant was, could you please treat us?"
"Oh! You should have said so earlier! No problem, I'll give you a friend's price of one hundred million, is that alright?"
Ji Haobo's generosity made Qiu Dehao's lips twitch, and he cursed him inwardly for being a scoundrel.
Then I thought about it again, and I didn't know if I could go back this time. I decided to agree and see what happened. What if I didn't go back? What about the money...?
"Hehe...no...no problem!"
"Hmm...OK!"
Ji Haobo waved his hand, sending out a few wisps of life force, and then took out his phone.
"Hey... transfer 100 million from Lao Qiu's account, and while you're at it, calculate how much assets he still has."
Qiu Dehao, who had just received a massage, suddenly stared wide-eyed at Ji Haobo as if he had seen a ghost.
"you you…"
"Uh...please don't misunderstand, I mainly want to see how much good karma you still have, so that your treatment won't be delayed due to unpaid bills."
"puff"
"Ha ha ha ha…"
Ji Haobo's serious explanation made the people next to him burst into laughter.
After tying their clothes up, the group plunged into the dense forest.
The temperature at the bottom of the sinkhole was around 30 degrees Celsius, and the shrubs and weeds were as tall as a person.
In addition, the lack of light and the rising mist in the forest made it seem somewhat eerie and terrifying.
In particular, one has to worry about whether there will be a wild pheasant neck, or a loving kiss that suddenly appears out of nowhere.
"Chirp chirp chirp..."
Just as the group was moving forward, Yi Nanfeng and Sheng Shengman suddenly drew their guns and fired at a patch of grass.
This startled Qiu Dehao's men, who immediately raised their guns in alarm and began to warn their surroundings.
"Haobo, we heard a crawling sound, it should be the pheasant neck you mentioned."
Seeing Yi Nanfeng and Sheng Shengman's arrogant demeanor, Ji Haobo nodded with amusement.
"Fatty, go check this out, but be careful not to get bitten."
He didn't mention Lao Hu and Fatty Wang, but he was also curious about what the pheasant neck looked like;
So the group cleared a path with their long knives and soon found two snakes as thick as an arm in the bushes. Their black and red markings were indeed quite frightening.
Fatty Wang used a knife to hold up the neck of a pheasant whose head had been smashed, and joked:
"Brother Bo, this snake is quite fat. I bet it tastes like chicken; it has fifty times the protein of beef. Do you want to keep it?"
"Then keep it. I'll have the kitchen process it for you, I guarantee it'll be crunchy and have the chicken flavor you want inside."
Ji Haobo gave him a forced smile and nodded, then waved his hand to put it away.
Fatty Wang was dumbfounded and stammered as he waved his hands.
"Ah... well... um, Master Bo, I don't like eating snake."
"It's okay, even if it's a piece of toilet paper that's been used to wipe your butt, after passing through Delicious Kitchen, you'll still say it smells amazing!"
"puff"
As soon as Ji Haobo finished speaking, Wu Xie couldn't help but laugh and tease him:
"Hahahaha... Fatty, tonight you'll have to put on a show and eat a snake in one bite!"
Old Hu, who was standing next to him, stared at him with wide eyes and gave him a thumbs up.
"You're really good at this, awesome!"
Seeing this, Ji Haobo quickly pulled Yi Nanfeng and the others forward to avoid offending their ears with those filthy words.
"Damn, Lao Hu, you big-eyed, thick-browed guy, so this is what a secretly horny guy is like!"
Wu Xie never expected Lao Hu to say something like that, making him feel as if his chrysanthemum had been violated.
As the group moved forward, they occasionally encountered some broken sculptures, but due to the passage of time, they were so rotten that it was impossible to tell what they were.
Furthermore, the bottom of this sinkhole is not flat; it also contains mountains and water, and the terrain is quite complex.
Of course, these things were no problem for Ji Haobo; he could simply fly into the air to check.
Some might even say that the entire sinkhole could be brought into the Primordial Chaos Realm, but that's simply impossible.
If there were no Snake Mother here, and no unknown Queen Mother of the West, he could indeed spend some time slowly bringing the entire sinkhole into the Primordial Chaos Realm.
Otherwise, if they cause trouble during the collection process, the Primordial Chaos Realm and the Mysterious Coffin will definitely suffer the backlash of spatial collapse.
Besides these factors, it was also to satisfy the adventure of Yinanfeng and Shengshengman.
When they learned that Aning wasn't coming out, they immediately started pestering Ji Haobo.
Considering their previous life as caged birds, Ji Haobo agreed, otherwise they would be even more unable to leave after becoming pregnant.
Just as the group reached an open space, intending to rest and have something to eat, they suddenly heard faint shouts coming from there.
"Blind man... Black Bear"
"Zhang Menzi..."
"Third Master Wu..."
Everyone listened intently, sensing that the shouts were not only distant but also had an indescribable eeriness that sent chills down their spines.
"Chirp chirp chirp..."
It was still Yi Nanfeng and his companion who drew their guns and fired, but they stopped after firing a few shots. However, the shouts did not disappear.
"That voice isn't human; it must be what Haobo said about the pheasant neck imitating a human voice."
Unfortunately, it was over 150 meters away, and with the dense forests, shrubs, and weeds, we couldn't hit it at all.
Old Hu and the others were shocked to hear this, and almost doubted their ears.
"What? A pheasant-snake can talk?"
They began to listen to Ji Haobo explain that pheasants' necks can mimic the sounds of their prey;
They thought it was just birdsong or the cry of wild animals, never expecting it to be human voices.
"It wasn't speaking, it was just imitating sounds. Didn't you realize that it was merely shouting? There wasn't a single coherent sentence?"
Ji Haobo shook his head, then reached for the gun and fired several bullets into the air.
"Chirp chirp chirp..."
Then the shouts disappeared, leaving Qiu Dehao and his men dumbfounded.
They had already accepted the various mysterious powers of this Easterner, but firearms shouldn't be associated with mystery!
"Oh my god... Bo, is your marksmanship such that you can hit the target every time?"
You could think that way too.
Ji Haobo smiled and nodded, handing the gun to Yi Nanfeng and saying:
"However, this is called the 'shaking gun technique.' As long as it's within the gun's range and in an open area, it's within the firing range; any obstacle is useless."
Qiu Dehao and the others gasped in shock after hearing this, feeling that their knowledge of objects had been overturned.
It is said that Lao Hu and others have all learned this gun-shaking technique, but basically no one has really mastered it.
Among the crowd, only Yang Xueli and A Ning were able to fire bullets with a slight arc.
Just as everyone was suggesting that they go and see the pheasant necks that could mimic human shouts, Yi Nanfeng and Sheng Shengman suddenly changed their expressions and quickly hid behind Ji Haobo.
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