"This matter is not so simple to resolve. The child is still insane. I want to see Li Hongyue back to normal by 8 p.m. tomorrow night. As for how much you need to pay to cure her, that's your concern."
"Don't even think about running away. Daoist Master's thousand paper cranes have already captured your aura. There are plenty of ways to wipe out your whole nest, no matter where you are."
As soon as he finished speaking, more than twenty weasels lay prostrate on the ground, trembling.
The three largest ones at the front nodded repeatedly, seemingly making some kind of guarantee to Chen Xuan.
Seeing this, Chen Xuan didn't say anything more to the weasel, and said, "You can go back now. Before you go to bed tonight, you can open Li Hongyue's door, just leave it ajar. If nothing unexpected happens, your daughter should recover when you wake up tomorrow."
"Of course, after I start my live stream tomorrow night at 8 pm, you can also bring Hongyue to the live stream room for a live chat so I can see how well she has recovered."
Upon hearing this, Li Chunqiang and his wife were overjoyed and wept tears of happiness, and quickly agreed.
As the live stream ended, when Li Chunqiang and his companion came to their senses, the twenty-odd weasels were nowhere to be seen.
If it weren't for the five or six large and small weasel corpses still at their feet, the couple would have thought they had just had a nightmare.
Even after the live stream ended, the scene that had just unfolded still shocked the viewers in the chat room, leaving them unable to calm down for a long time.
A champion of science; [Huh? Someone tell me I'm not dreaming?]
[Remotely casting spells to awaken a mentally ill person, remotely controlling paper cranes to capture demons? Has the brain exploded?]
[Mom, don't ask me why I'm kneeling. It's because I'm not worthy to stand and watch the Taoist priest's live stream.]
"Dad, didn't you ask me what my future aspirations were? Now I can tell you definitively: to become a Taoist priest, a disciple of Master Chen Xuan!"
【Taoist Master, tell us honestly, are you actually cultivating immortality?】
……
These days, live streams are filled with all sorts of curious questions.
Seeing this, Chen Xuan smiled and shook his head, "What cultivation of immortality, what magic? Those are all superstitious doctrines. Please believe in science."
Chen Xuan's statement that everyone must believe in science directly overwhelmed nearly 300,000 viewers in the live stream.
Even the beautiful Jiang Qing, who was secretly watching, burst out laughing when she heard Chen Xuan's words.
I suddenly realized that the Taoist priest wasn't aloof and arrogant after all; he actually had a down-to-earth side.
[Ahhh, I've never seen such a shameless person!]
Listen to this! He's telling us to believe in science—is that even human language?
[Hahaha, this is hilarious! They talk about science, but then they can control origami cranes to fly from a distance?!]
[Yes, yes, they talk about science, but can they really turn around and cure mentally ill people?]
[Yes, this is science, this is so damn scientific!]
……
Chen Xuan felt embarrassed when he saw the comments from his fans that were all subtly criticizing him.
In fact, simple Taoist principles can indeed be explained scientifically.
However, the spells he just cast were all powered by his Qi Refining stage cultivation and a hundred years of Taoist practice, which have completely deviated from the scientific realm of human understanding. If one had to explain it, theology would be a more appropriate term.
A novice editor commented: "Master, as your most loyal fan, when will you share some tips on improving male virility, health, and longevity?"
What are these "Nine Armies"? [Yes, yes, we're all your first and most loyal fans, right, you editing newbie upstairs?]
The killer's knife, the woman's waist; [Haha, I laughed so hard I cried when I saw the comments from those two people upstairs, one a minotaur, the other a hater turned fan, and they dare to call themselves the Taoist priest's first die-hard fans?]
……
Immediately, the comments below were full of teasing the newbie editor, mainly because it was too funny that this guy had become a fan of Master Chen Xuan.
Originally a minotaur, he unexpectedly became a loyal fan of Chen Xuan.
Chen Xuan was also watching the live stream. When he saw the requests from his fans, he nodded and said, "Okay, I will start a live stream at seven o'clock tomorrow morning to share a breathing technique and a longevity exercise with everyone."
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