Apocalypse: Everyone's been reborn, so what if I become the Zombie King?

He wore a black and white yin-yang robe, had white hair and a youthful face, and his face was not wrinkled at all.

His round physique, however, made him seem to have absolutely nothing to do with the air of a sage or immortal.

His chubby face was round and full.

He is clearly the head of this Taoist temple!

A young Taoist priest in a gray robe followed behind him.

Upon seeing the Taoist priest appear, the busy crowd cast respectful glances their way.

"Master Qiankun!"

"Greetings, Daoist Qiankun!"

The fat Taoist priest nodded, looking compassionate and sympathetic.

"Ok!"

"It's alright, everyone keep going! Those demons and monsters will absolutely not be able to get into this Taoist temple!"

Before anyone could speak, the young Taoist priest behind them looked arrogant.

"Of course! Where my master is, all the demons and monsters within a hundred miles have long since moved away!"

Upon hearing this, the fat Taoist frowned deeply and sternly looked at the young Taoist behind him.

"Ok?"

The young Taoist priest's expression changed.

"Pah! Pah! Pah! It's not Baili! There's no Baili!"

……

At that moment, a kind-looking middle-aged man in the crowd respectfully asked.

"Master Qiankun, your Taoist arts are profound. You know everything about astronomy and geography! You can see back five thousand years and forward five hundred years."

"What's wrong with the people in that town? Are they zombies?"

Upon hearing the word "zombie," a buzz of discussion immediately arose among the crowd.

"No! That's not a zombie. Zombies hop around! And they're invulnerable to weapons. That thing is more like a zombie from a movie."

"Oh dear! In any case, we can't contact the outside world right now. We can't just stay in this Taoist temple forever!"

Hearing the murmurs of the crowd, Master Qiankun coughed lightly.

The crowd immediately fell silent and looked at them with respect.

“Amitabha, all believers, do not panic. I have already made up my mind.”

"That was neither a zombie nor a so-called zombie."

Upon hearing this, everyone looked puzzled.

The fat Taoist's voice rang out again.

"This is a demonic corpse, which is recorded in ancient books in my Qiankun Taoist Temple."

"If one day all people in the world are driven by profit, abandoning good and promoting evil, turning black into white, and being selfish and self-serving, then Heaven will not tolerate it."

"If Heaven is enraged and the demonic energy of the Nine Netherworlds descends, those whose hearts are filled with desire and who do not cultivate the Dao will turn into demonic corpses, causing widespread suffering."

Upon hearing this, the expressions of the people in front of him tightened, and their eyes flickered uncertainly.

The middle-aged man who had spoken earlier quickly spoke again.

"Master Qiankun, if this is the case, what should we do?"

Upon hearing this, the fat Taoist narrowed his eyes slightly and said loudly.

"Taoist temples are places of righteous energy, protected by the Supreme Heavenly Venerable, so the demonic energy of the Nine Netherworlds cannot easily enter."

"However, if someone harbors evil thoughts and disrespects the Dao, they may be vulnerable to the invasion of the Nine Netherworld Demonic Qi and transformed into a demonic corpse!"

Upon hearing this, the expressions of the people in front of them changed drastically, their eyes filled with terror.

But at that moment, the middle-aged man suddenly burst into tears and knelt down on the ground.

"Master Qiankun, I am guilty! I am guilty!"

"At first, I actually doubted that you, Master Qiankun, were talking nonsense, and I even scoffed at Taoist practices."

"Now I have realized the truth, please, Taoist priest, save me!"

Hearing this, the fat Taoist priest sighed softly and waved his whisk.

"To know one's mistakes and correct them is the greatest virtue! However, you already have evil thoughts in your heart, which may attract the demonic energy of the Netherworld into your body."

"Come in with me! I will use my magic to expel your evil thoughts."

The middle-aged man immediately banged his head on the ground.

"Thank you for your magnanimity, Master! Thank you for saving my life!"

He immediately got up, intending to enter the main hall.

But at that moment, a respectful voice suddenly came from the crowd.

"Master Qiankun, the vegetarian meal is ready. Why don't you eat first?"

The fat Taoist priest shook his head.

"The matter of eliminating demons and protecting the righteous path is of utmost urgency! For the safety of all the believers in the Taoist temple, how can I delay?"

Then, the three of them entered the main hall amidst the admiring gazes of the crowd.

Soon, the three of them arrived at the main hall.

The one enshrined in the center of the main hall is none other than the Nine Heavens Demon-Subduing Ancestor, the True Martial Emperor!

The fat Taoist priest went behind the statue and then touched the protrusion on the back of the statue.

The next second, a tunnel suddenly appeared on the ground.

The three of them were filled with excitement and quickly went inside.

As the three entered, the hidden door slowly closed.

The next second, the three figures appeared in a very modern room.

On the marble coffee table in front of him were various delicacies, and even two bottles of Maotai.

Seeing this, the middle-aged man and the young Taoist priest couldn't help but swallow hard.

The fat Taoist priest looked at the young Taoist priest with a serious expression.

"Idiot! What do you mean that all the ghosts within a hundred miles of where this Taoist priest is have moved away? What about the things in the town?!"

The young Taoist priest looked embarrassed as he listened to the fat Taoist's reprimand.

"Master, it's all my fault. I'm not smart. You asked me to brag a little, and I accidentally went too far."

The fat Taoist priest snorted coldly.

"You still need to learn from your brother Liu. Look at him, his acting skills are Oscar-worthy!"

"Little Liu, you did a good job. Here's a bottle of Maotai for you!"

Upon hearing this, the middle-aged man nodded repeatedly.

"It's all thanks to your excellent teaching, Master Dao!"

Even so, he quickly picked up the bottle of Maozi on the table and took a big gulp.

The young Taoist priest frowned slightly upon seeing this.

"Don't drink too much, or they'll smell it and cause trouble."

The fat Taoist priest sneered.

"What do those bumpkins know!"

"Just tell them that we used alcohol to exorcise the evil spirits for you, and they'll believe us now!"

"After all, this is their only way to survive."

The little Taoist priest nodded repeatedly.

"Master is right. I didn't expect you to know so much. I didn't know those outside were demon corpses!"

Upon hearing this, the fat Taoist priest's beady green eyes widened instantly.

A whisk struck the young Taoist priest on the head!

"You! You're such a pig-brain!"

"That's just something I made up to fool them! If I didn't say that, how could they possibly listen to me?"

"If I don't say it this way, how can I let that little girl you've taken a fancy to bathe and change clothes in front of you, and be completely naked in front of you!"

Upon hearing this, the young Taoist priest's eyes lit up.

"Master! Master! What do you mean? Bathing and changing clothes? Being completely naked in front of me! Can you really make Xiaofang do this in front of me?"

The fat Taoist priest gave a soft snort.

"When evil spirits enter the body, they are difficult to dispel, so one must bathe, change clothes, and burn incense to exorcise them!"

"However, the evil energy has penetrated too deeply into your body and cannot be eradicated. Only by using extremely yang energy to penetrate deep into your body can it be broken. Once broken, you will lose your virginity!"

Upon hearing this, the young Taoist priest's face immediately turned red.

"Master! You are truly amazing! When I can lie through my teeth like you, that will be when I've graduated!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than another whisk struck him.

"Pig brain! Pure pig brain!!!"

"If it weren't for the fact that you're my son..."

At this point, the fat Taoist priest's expression hardened.

"If it weren't for the fact that you're my disciple, I wouldn't bother with your trivial matters!"

The young Taoist priest chuckled.

"I knew Master was the best to me. If it weren't for the big age difference between us, I would have thought Master was my real father!"

Upon hearing this, the fat Taoist's lips twitched violently.

"What a terrible thing... what a terrible thing!"

Just then, the young Taoist priest suddenly spoke up.

"Master, since this demonic corpse is fake, why do you keep using the zombies from our back mountain to scare me? Are those fake too?"

The fat Taoist priest suddenly rolled his eyes.

"What kind of bullshit zombie? The hundreds-of-years-old zombie recorded in the ancient books of our Taoist temple?"

"You actually believe that? If I, your master, were to write a book now, saying there's a gold mine beneath our Taoist temple, would there still be fools who would believe it hundreds of years from now?"

Upon hearing this, the young Taoist priest's eyes widened in surprise.

"Master! Are you saying there really is a gold mountain beneath our Taoist temple?"

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