Childbirth System: Become the Goddess of Mercy who grants children to the male protagonist!

After the Spring Festival, there are only four months left until the high school entrance examination.

Xu Fu wanted his achievements to live up to the boast he had made to the old man.

I've been frantically doing practice problems since the first day of winter break. I have to say, my new brain is definitely the most useful!

In his first life, during his student days, he was among the outstanding students—

Later, when he became Xu Xian, he used his cleverness to navigate the workplace with ease.

Unfortunately, something happened later, and she ended up working as a cashier at an internet cafe.

Life is gradually starting to go downhill!

After being bound to the system, I created an alias, became Xu Fu, and began my first world—

Perhaps his brain became less sharp as he grew older; the later Xu Fu was only somewhat clever when playing pranks.

The rest of the time was no different from that of ordinary people.

But after he changed his clothes, he understood junior high school knowledge instantly, and could apply what he learned to other situations without examples.

During the 20-day winter vacation, besides having meals with his grandfather, Xu Fu completed a full 100 practice papers.

Scores in all subjects steadily improved from 80s and 90s to 110.

In addition to the questions assigned by the teacher, Xu Fu had already collected all the past exam papers available on the market.

I bought everything, and it cost me almost 1000 yuan...

On the first day of school, Xu Fu brought the unfinished writing from the winter break into the classroom.

I began a 11-hour-a-day problem-solving routine.

Write one practice exam paper in one hour, and leave ten minutes for checking the answers.

Then, he spent another ten minutes reviewing the questions he got wrong, pushing himself hard.

I can write nine to ten papers a day.

Except for mealtimes, Xu Fu remained firmly seated in his place.

In less than a month, the desk was already crammed with test papers.

When there was nowhere left to stuff, Xu Fu simply took it to a scrap yard and got back five yuan...

"Back then, a single practice exam booklet cost thirty or forty yuan, but now it's only worth five or six yuan as scrap."

"I'm the one who's really miserable—"

Xu Fu took the money, bought an ice cream, and ate it as he walked home.

Turning around, at the fork in the road right in front of my house, I encountered something that made me feel unpleasant—

The two main characters!

The two were embracing passionately when their lips met, producing an embarrassing sound.

Xu Fu was far away, and his footsteps didn't disturb the pair of wild lovers.

Finding that the two showed no signs of stopping, Xu Fu immediately turned on his phone's camera.

While eating her own ice cream, she watched with great interest.

"System, what are the limits of humanity?" Xu Fu's legs were already numb from crouching in the grass.

The two of them still showed no sign of stopping.

Xu Fu had long since finished his ice cream, put away his phone, and was now engaged in a fierce battle with mosquitoes in the grass.

Xu Fulu's ankles and arms, which were exposed to the elements, had long been covered in large welts from the mosquito bites.

Xu Fu scratched his head and discussed something with the system in a low voice.

"It's been about twenty minutes already—" Xu Fu said somewhat embarrassedly.

"After all that saliva mixing for so long, doesn't it smell bad?!"

"Grandpa is waiting for me to come home for dinner; I'm just wasting my time here."

The host and system are merely programs and have no knowledge of these issues.

"Ugh, so annoying," Xu Fu muttered, then looked down and searched around in the grass.

Once he found a suitable stone, Xu Fu immediately and swaggered out.

"Get out of here! You two little thieves, you have homes but don't go home—" Xu Fu pointed at the people and cursed loudly.

"To be embracing and kissing in this desolate wilderness—it truly shows how morally corrupt the world has become, and how people's hearts have lost their traditional values."

"If this corrupts children, it's a terrible thing to do!"

Amidst their astonished gazes, Xu Fu, pointing and cursing, hurried past them.

When Xu Fu reached the male lead's car, he immediately launched a flying kick.

The bicycle was kicked into the ditch.

Before the male protagonist exploded, Xu Fu ran away without looking back.

The wind could still faintly carry the male protagonist's curses...

Xu Fu was in a wonderful mood after committing his evil deeds, and he ate an extra bowl of food for dinner.

I fell asleep humming a song at night, and got up early the next morning to rush to school.

Xu Fu arrived at the classroom excitedly, but the moment he saw his seat, he was immediately dumbfounded—

The books on the desk were splattered with blue paint, were half-dry, and had an unpleasant smell.

The chair was smashed down to just one leg, leaning against the table, and it was covered in excrement...

Although the desks were covered, there could still be faint sounds coming from inside.

Xu Fu knew without even opening it that it was something unusual; it was either rats or snakes.

By this time, the classroom was already half full. Upon seeing Xu Fu arrive...

They were all secretly waiting to see how people would react.

Xu Fu quickly took two steps back, only feeling a little regretful about the exam papers on the table.

That was bought with my own hard-earned money, and half of it hasn't even been written yet...

It's obvious without even guessing that this is a challenge issued by the male lead to himself.

Report on how Xu Fu ruined their plans yesterday and kicked the bicycle.

Xu Fu wasn't angry. He looked around the classroom; there wasn't a single empty seat.

But Xu Fu didn't want to deal with that pile of filthy food, fearing it would spoil his appetite...

Xu Fu simply slung his bag over his shoulder, turned around, and left the classroom.

As for whether the stench would affect the other students in the classroom, that was not within Xu Fu's consideration.

Xu Fu didn't go to class at all, waiting for the male protagonist to ride his bicycle with the female protagonist into the campus.

Xu Fu followed behind the two at a leisurely pace.

After the male protagonist parked the car in the shed, Xu Fu, taking advantage of the fact that no one was around, loosened the brake screws for them.

Xu Fu saw the male protagonist carrying the female protagonist at breakneck speed on the road more than once.

Moreover, there's a downhill section on the way back—

"I hope you will like my return gift," Xu Fu sincerely wished them well.

If they emerge unharmed, or are physically strong enough to ignore any harm...

After Xu Fu finished his good deed, he went against the flow of people and left the campus.

Anyway, all his books were gone, and the classroom was so dirty you couldn't even step inside.

Xu Fu decided to go to the city for a day of fun to relieve some stress.

I'll also buy a few books to read while I'm at it.

He might as well go out and hide for a while, and see if his respected homeroom teacher will find someone to help him deal with that mess.

If the male lead really gets into trouble, he'll have an alibi.

I'll also bring some supplies back for the old man.

"This is killing three birds with one stone!" Xu Fu said, sitting in the swaying bus.

He fell into deep thought as he gazed at the receding scenery outside the window.

At 6:30 p.m., Xu Fucai returned home with bags and packages.

As usual, the old man had already prepared dinner.

Seeing that Xu Fu had brought so many things home again, he asked a question.

"Didn't you have school today? Why are you buying things at this hour?"

Do you have enough money on you?