"We're sparing your life because you protected her, but while you may escape the death penalty, you won't escape punishment—"

"This is both your punishment and your blessing."

"After all, we've already thought about your future career—"

"Being a beggar on the overpass isn't bad!" The crowd, with their conflicting opinions, decided the original owner's fate.

Xu Fu endured the throbbing pain in his cheeks and struggled to open his eyes.

Then he found himself standing in front of four tall, exceptionally handsome men...

In my hazy state of consciousness, I seemed to hear them saying they were going to break my limbs and make me a beggar.

Then they'd say things like "a blessing" or "a reprieve"—

Xu Fu: ...Damn it, another bunch of idiots!

As the leader raised his baseball bat high,

Just as it was about to strike Xu Fu's knees, the system suddenly appeared...

[Host, get out of the way! Get out of the way!!!]

"Please let him go, please let him go! I'll go with you willingly!"

A young girl in a white dress, her face streaked with tears, pleaded desperately.

Having just broken free from the black-clad bodyguard, his knees buckled, and he was about to kneel down before someone.

The leading man paused slightly, turned his head and glanced at the girl.

He glared fiercely at Xu Fu, intending to continue his actions.

"No need," Xu Fu smiled calmly and shook his head slightly.

"What do you mean?!" The leading man was taken aback by Xu Fu's words.

Hesitantly, he stopped what he was doing and did not move forward for the time being.

He was certain that the man before him was truly not afraid of their punishment at all...

But Xu Fu, now with a new core, was truly fearless!

"There's no need to plead for me," Xu Fu smiled slightly at the girl in the white dress.

He opened his mouth and softly uttered a sentence.

"Because I naturally have ways to make them behave like little brats."

Xu Fu's words were like water dripping into a pan of hot oil, instantly igniting public outrage.

The leader, enraged, laughed coldly and pointed at Xu Fu, yelling, "Boy, let's see how long you can keep up this arrogance—"

"I think it would be better to just bury them alive; that would save us the trouble."

"It would be better to leave it for me to dissect directly; I still need to experiment with it anyway."

"Tie them up and throw them into the sea to feed the sharks, and there won't be a trace left."

Four men, four different versions of events; none of them intended to leave Xu Fu a way out.

However, Xu Fu remained calm, secretly transferring two pills from his spatial storage and putting them in his mouth.

The pill melted instantly upon entering the mouth, and the liquid flowed down the esophagus into the stomach.

Xu Fu felt a warm current spreading from his lower abdomen to his limbs and bones, and immediately felt relieved.

Because in the next second, he will transform into a jetpack warrior, attacking everyone equally...

"My dear grandchildren, please accept this gift from your grandfather!"

Xu Fu struggled to his feet and arrogantly shouted at the person opposite him.

Sensing a heat in his anus, Xu Fu immediately loosened his belt.

The outer pants were ripped apart, revealing the delicate floral print underwear underneath.

But these are open-crotch pants!!!

"Damn, this kid's playing for high stakes, playing so extravagantly!" Xu Fu muttered under his breath.

However, the original owner's peculiar fetish actually made Xu Fu's subsequent actions easier.

As everyone looked at each other in bewilderment, Xu Fu pulled up his underwear, turned his back to the crowd, and...

Bend your body into the shape of a giant shrimp—

The four men in the lead had faces as black as ink, and all looked constipated.

Just as they were about to cover their eyes and turn around—

Two loud "poof" sounds were heard, accompanied by a strong stench.

A shower of eight-treasure porridge splashed towards everyone.

The lukewarm, thin porridge, accompanied by a fishy stench, dripped onto them like raindrops.

Only then did everyone realize what Xu Fu was up to with all this!

"You—ugh—" The leader opened his mouth to curse, but the "porridge" on his face was about to slide down his cheek and into his mouth—

A wave of nausea surged up from my stomach, and I couldn't hold it in any longer, so I opened my mouth and vomited violently.

Xu Fu's eight-treasure porridge continued to fall like rain, coupled with the sour smell of this person's vomit...

The remaining three, before they could escape, were also affected and began to vomit, each covering their mouths.

The bodyguards standing a little further away and the girl in the white dress were also affected.

They immediately released their grip on the little girl and took a few steps back.

Their faces were grim, and they gritted their teeth, trying not to lose their composure.

But their throats were already churning violently, and finally one of them couldn't hold on any longer.

He vomited up the snail rice noodles he had for lunch, which only made things worse.

The first one, as a signal transmitter, has already set an example.

Then they came one after another, as if they were having a competition.

They rushed to vomit up their leftovers! The scene became quite a spectacle...

Xu Fu ignored the crowd turning their backs and approached them step by step.

The rainfall continued to increase during this process, making the thin porridge resemble a burst water pipe...

Just as Xu Fu approached the girl, the effects of the two pills wore off, and Xu Fu straightened up.

He then quickly cleaned his body with the torn outer pants.

Then he quickly grabbed the girl's arm, before she could resist.

They led their men straight to the main road in the distance.

"You—ugh—" The girl was about to speak, but the surrounding smell was too strong.

Moreover, Xu Fu's actions just now were too explosive.

She simply couldn't speak to people calmly!

After Xu Fu dragged the person for two miles, the girl rolled her eyes so hard she almost fainted...

Xu Fu ran until he could no longer see the people chasing him, and only then did he release the girl.

He leaned against the wall, panting heavily.

"You—" The girl trembled violently, pointing at Xu Fu with one finger, unable to utter a single word.

"I think it would be better if we split up and run separately—" Xu Fu said quickly.

Without waiting for the girl's reply, he turned and rushed off down another road.

After Xu Fu reached a deserted street, he slipped into his spatial dimension.

Xu Fu didn't even have time to rest; he rushed straight into the bathroom.

I washed myself from head to toe, then changed into clean clothes and sprayed half a bottle of perfume.

Only then did I realize that the stench of excrement in my soul had lessened considerably!

Although he had already expelled all the toxins from the original owner's body and his stomach was empty—

But when it comes to actually getting him to eat, he just can't do it!

So Xu Fu sprawled on the sofa in the room and absorbed the plot.

This world is a... well, erotic novel, and the main character is the little girl in the white dress from earlier.

It's a story about a group of men forcing their love on the female protagonist.

The leader of the four who stopped Xu Fu was the male protagonist; the other three were the third, fourth, and fifth male protagonists...

As for the second male lead, he's the original owner of this bizarre man who wore floral print open-crotch underwear...

The original owner only considered the female lead a friend, so before the other four decided to share her,

The original owner took the female lead away and hid her away.

He hid for less than three days before being found by a group of legally illiterate male protagonists and supporting characters.

Then the female lead was taken back by them, and the small dark room was pixelated...

From east to west, from airplanes in the sky to the fortress on the second basement level...

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