Childbirth System: Become the Goddess of Mercy who grants children to the male protagonist!

"You want to die!!!" The princess glared at the person fiercely, her words full of threat.

"I'm not afraid!" Xu Fu was now fearless. "If you're so capable, then kill me in front of everyone!"

Xu Fu straightened up slightly and shouted loudly in a voice that could be heard by everyone.

"Thank you, Princess, for your great kindness and for not holding my rudeness against me—"

"Get out!" The princess stared coldly at Xu Fu, her eyes unblinking.

"Okay." Xu Fu laughed even more heartily, turning his head to look at the wedding procession and shouting loudly.

"The eldest princess has decreed a pardon for everyone."

"Now that everyone has brought me here, I'll head back for now—"

"Thank you all for seeing me off all the way!"

Xu Fu took the lead, stood in front of the princess, and bowed to the men below him.

Then he gave the farmer a wink, signaling him to lead everyone away quickly.

"The Princess's residence has not prepared a wedding banquet today, so we will not invite you to stay for the celebration."

Thank you everyone, see you later.

Xu Fu shouted to the crowd twice more, and they congratulated him a few more times.

Then everyone scattered like birds and beasts, disappearing directly into the crowd.

The crowd that had just found the copper coin and gathered to watch remained blocking the entrance to the Princess's residence.

They planned to wait for the reward money from the Princess's residence...

Unfortunately, the eldest princess was in a fit of anger and hadn't considered this possibility at all.

Although the butler had thought of it, he dared not go forward and provoke his master, who was in a bad mood.

"Get in here right now—" The princess glanced at Xu Fu with a cold look in her eyes, then turned and walked back.

As he passed the housekeeper, he snorted loudly, telling him to hurry up and deal with this mess at the door.

The butler nodded quickly, bending down even further.

Xu Fu waited until the princess and the male protagonist had walked far away before leisurely catching up with them.

Xu Fu followed the other party, turning left and right, and finally stopped in a courtyard.

Looking up, I was surprised to find it was the eldest princess's study—

Xu Fu smiled meaningfully and waited for the two of them to sit down.

Xu Fucai walked in, not forgetting to close the door behind him.

"Just say what you want to say—" Xu Fu sat down opposite the two men with a nonchalant air, looking like he was all ears.

But after a long while, the princess continued to stare intently at Xu Fu—

The male protagonist, however, remained silent with his head down.

"Have you arranged a place for me to stay?" Xu Fu sighed.

Thankfully, he's been traveling a long way and hasn't even had a sip of hot water yet.

Instead of wasting time here with these two wooden figures, I might as well go back to wash up and go to sleep...

“Even the most important matters can wait until tomorrow—” Just as Xu Fu was about to get up, the eldest princess spoke up leisurely.

"Do you think my father will spare your life—" the princess said in a sinister tone.

Xu Fu remained completely unfazed, spreading his hands and saying, "Such a grand display today—"

"With all that fuss before, what could you do to me?!"

"Hand over the items," the princess said, her face instantly darkening as she looked at Xu Fu with a hint of warning.

"What? I didn't take anything from you—" Xu Fu retorted with an expression of innocence and helplessness.

Then, speechless, he looked up at the heavens, thinking, "I am more wronged than Dou E—"

"Even if you are the eldest princess, you can't just falsely accuse me like this!"

"What happened to the 20 taels of silver? Where did you put it?" This time it was the male protagonist's turn to speak.

Xu Fu glanced at the other man, pursed his lips, and thought, "This guy really only cares about money."

"Does that mean you got a share of those 20 taels?!" Xu Fu sized the man up.

He took two more steps closer and asked the person mysteriously,

"Didn't your house get ransacked? Do you think you'd have anything left to keep?!"

"Tell me about it, I'm really curious—" Xu Fu said in a conciliatory tone.

"You!" Touching on his sore spot, the male protagonist instantly flew into a rage.

Just as he was about to jump up and beat Xu Fu, someone knocked on the door again.

"Who?!" the princess shouted irritably, only then did the male protagonist and Xu Fu separate.

The steward pushed open the door and entered, glancing at the princess and then at Xu Fu, hesitating to speak.

"Speak!" The princess slammed her hand heavily on the tea table, making the teacups tilt and sway.

"Reporting to Your Majesty," the steward hesitated before finally speaking.

"His Majesty knows—" The man said, then looked up at Xu Fu.

"What did the Emperor say?" The eldest princess was taken aback, her expression somewhat unnatural.

"The Emperor said that since the third-ranked scholar is so eager to marry into the Princess's household immediately—"

"Then consider today your wedding, and you don't need to hold another one in the future."

"Considering the scholar's fervent heart, he will be pardoned from all his crimes."

"Him!" Upon hearing the steward's words, the eldest princess smashed her teacup on the ground in anger.

But since the emperor was the one giving the order, she could neither scold him nor resist.

Finally, he glared at Xu Fu with a ferocious expression, gritting his teeth and looking as if he wanted to eat human flesh alive.

"This is all your doing—"

Xu Fu felt even more innocent, and said indifferently, "Anyway, it's just like that—"

"To avoid causing me trouble, it's better not to have a wedding."

"Can you take me to my lodgings?" Xu Fu stared intently at the princess, then turned to look at the steward.

They stood innocently to the side, quietly waiting for the other party's next instructions.

"Get out of here and go to the Green Bamboo Garden!" the eldest princess shouted.

Unable to understand why the other party continued speaking, Xu Fu immediately changed the subject.

She glared at the butler and said angrily, "Didn't you hear your master's orders?"

"Get this prince consort to the Emerald Bamboo Garden right now, or you'll be in for a minute!"

"Hurry up and lead the way—" Xu Fu lightly kicked the steward's leg with his toe, speaking in an imperious manner.

The butler glanced cautiously at the princess, noticing that she remained silent.

He could only bow and retreat, standing at the door waiting for Xu Fu.

Xu Fu stepped out of the gate, glanced back, and then laughed heartily.

"This prince consort is truly happy today! Hahaha—"

Xu Fu laughed wildly twice, and as soon as he left the Princess's study, he immediately gave an order to the system—

"Now, immediately grant the prince consort a night of passion worth a thousand pieces of gold,"

"Then administer a twin-birth pill to the eldest princess, followed by a silencing spell."

"To prevent the eldest princess from revealing—that she and the male protagonist had consummated their marriage."

[Bonus: 300 points.]

"How ruthless! If this continues, I'll go bankrupt sooner or later—"

Xu Fu muttered something under his breath, but he needed the system's help and dared not act recklessly for the time being.

"System, are you sure this night of passion is something worth a fortune?"

"Can it really make you feel like you've woken up from a dream, without any sense of reality?"

[Please trust the system's creation; it guarantees the male lead won't feel a single thing.]

"But, can this thing really make eunuchs grow that thing?"

"And then it can make someone have sex seven times in one night—"

[Does the host need a live broadcast? Only 50 points are required—]

"No need!" Xu Fu felt a chill run down his spine and immediately shook his head in refusal.

"Who isn't a baby at heart?! Don't pollute my pure spiritual world with these things."