Childbirth System: Become the Goddess of Mercy who grants children to the male protagonist!

Xu Fu quickly pulled the person into a split, and crucially, the person's vital parts landed squarely on the edge of the kang (a heated brick bed).

A clear cracking sound rang out; Xu Fu heard the sound of an egg breaking...

The burly man, after being struck, only had time to let out a scream that echoed through the sky.

The person's eyes rolled back, and their body went limp.

His screams alerted the guards outside the courtyard.

Two or three footsteps of varying weight rushed toward Xu Fu's room.

Xu Fu closed his eyes, appeared unconscious, and collapsed stiffly onto the kang (a heated brick bed).

"Who—" The guard and Granny Qin bumped into each other at the same time, neither of them intending to let the other go first.

As a result, they got stuck at the doorway.

"Get out of my way—" Granny Qin said angrily to the person.

"Why did he faint?!" The guard rushed forward in a panic when he saw his man collapse.

"I'll go first—" Granny Qin refused to budge an inch.

"You—" The guard was momentarily speechless with anger, but the man was a favorite of the princess.

The guard gritted his teeth and took a step back, giving up his position to the other person.

"You're just wasting time!" Granny Qin glared at the person and rushed into the room in a hurry.

Reaching out to pull the burly man from the ground, they found he had only fainted.

He turned and rushed toward Xu Fu on the bed.

Seeing that the other person's chest was not rising and falling, Granny Qin trembled and reached under Xu Fu's nose.

Xu Fu deliberately held his breath to provoke the other party.

Granny Qin tried again and again, but still couldn't feel the other person's breath.

The person's body trembled violently, and they uncontrollably took two or three steps back.

He spoke tremblingly to the guards behind him.

"She's...she's not breathing anymore—"

Granny Qin pointed incredulously at the person on the bed, "He...he was beaten to death by us—"

"Princess!" Qin Mama wailed, about to rush out the door...

Xu Fu opened his eyes, slowly sat up, and gave the approaching guards a mocking smile.

"Why are you making such a fuss? It's ruining my appetite!"

"You actually came empty-handed—" Xu Fu shook his head in disdain.

"You actually pretended to be dead!!!" Granny Qin turned around abruptly and shouted in disbelief.

"You knocked him down?!" The guard looked at Xu Fu suspiciously.

"You've come here to let me out?!" Xu Fu's smile was meaningful.

"Keep dreaming!" Granny Qin, realizing she had been tricked, pointed angrily at Xu Fu.

The man with the head then beckoned to the guards behind him, pointing to the smug person on the bed.

"Give him a good lesson!"

"Beat him until he submits!"

The guard eagerly stepped forward, but before the other party could even reach out,

Xu Fu rolled his eyes and fell straight down again.

"You think I'll let you go just because you're pretending to be dead—" Granny Qin spat viciously at the person.

He rolled up his sleeves, ready to rush forward and pinch someone—

Xu Fu lazily flipped the food over again, ignoring what she said...

Seeing Xu Fu's attitude, the two men exchanged a silent glance, and their movements became even more ruthless.

One person grabbed Xu Fu's leg, while the other grabbed his arm and pulled him down forcefully.

Xu Fu's body crashed heavily to the ground, his back burning with pain.

"You'd better just kill me, or else—" Xu Fu threatened them.

While searching for prank drugs in the system's store.

While the two men were punching and kicking him, Xu Fu had the system throw something directly onto them.

After succeeding in his attack, Xu Fu allowed his opponent to wrap him in a thick cotton quilt.

It was dragged to the center of the yard, baking in the midday sun.

Xu Fu remained completely calm, instructing the system to affix an isolation talisman to his body.

Then he just stood there calmly, looking completely unconcerned.

After an afternoon of drying, Xu Fu appeared even more energetic.

A faint smile lingered on his lips, which greatly annoyed the people watching from the side.

As soon as the moonlight came on, Xu Fu was immediately stripped naked.

Then they tied him up and poured a bucket of cold water over his head and toes.

Xu Fu was left to bask in the moonlight and the cold wind, with only a sip of water and no food in between...

Then the center of the courtyard became Xu Fu's battlefield—

As soon as the sun rose, Xu Fu was wrapped in a thick quilt.

As soon as the moon came out, Xu Fu dressed in extremely light clothing.

As for eating, drinking, and relieving oneself, Xu Fu had the system use an illusion, allowing him to simply slip into the space to solve these problems.

As for outsiders seeing that Xu Fu neither ate nor drank, they naturally assumed that he had no physiological needs...

For the first three days, Granny Qin and the guards would occasionally come to check on Xu Fu.

They both wanted to be the first to see the other beg for mercy.

But Xu Fu was a ruthless man; no matter how much torture he suffered, he remained silent.

From the fourth day onwards, Xu Fu was guarded 24 hours a day.

Ensure that a person who faints receives immediate medical attention.

Yet Xu Fu showed no sign of being haggard...

On the seventh day, Xu Fu, having neither eaten nor drunk anything, remained full of energy.

This immediately caught the attention of the eldest princess—

The woman, accompanied by her childhood sweetheart, condescended to visit Xu Fu.

Then he ordered the guards to retreat and had Granny Qin guard the courtyard gate from the outside.

"How do you manage to survive without eating or drinking?!"

The eldest princess glanced at the person calmly and asked a question in a soft voice.

The male protagonist stared intently at Xu Fu, scrutinizing him from head to toe.

"If the Princess shows an attitude of cooperation, this humble subject may well agree—"

Xu Fu smiled faintly and gave an irrelevant answer.

"You know?!" the male protagonist asked in surprise, looking at Xu Fu in astonishment.

"I've heard a little about it—" Xu Fu smiled, his attitude gentle.

"What do you want?" the princess asked directly.

"20 taels." Xu Fu weighed his future and felt that it was worth that price.

"20 taels?! Why don't you just rob someone?!" The male protagonist glared angrily at the person.

"Apart from this, you can name any other conditions you like—" The eldest princess calmly rejected Xu Fu's proposal.

"Then let my lover, as a secondary wife, enter the house on the same day as you."

Xu Fu raised an eyebrow, his face beaming with unrestrained joy.

"This is even more unacceptable!" The princess shook her head even more resolutely.

"Then let me go," Xu Fu said this time with even greater sincerity.

Although he didn't want to leave at all, he had to make his stance clear.

"With the top two scholars ahead of me, why is the princess eyeing me?!"

"I'm sure the other party will be happy with the olive branch you've extended."

"Then you're willing to shut up?!" The princess raised an eyebrow, a flash of murderous intent in her eyes.

"10 taels as hush money, I won't utter a single word."

Xu Fu laughed even more heartily.

"What do you need so much money for?! Aren't you afraid you'll have the life to take it but not the life to spend it?" the male protagonist threatened coldly.

"I need to give my lover some money to make a living," Xu Fu said frankly, without the slightest guilt.