Making you a son-in-law is not about making you conquer the world.
Chapter 135 Tit for tat
Zhang Hongyuan originally wanted to accuse Lin Ping of damaging the relationship between the prefectural government and the city lord's mansion, but Lin Ping easily defused the accusation. Moreover, Lin Ping once again stated that he had slept with Su Lianlian.
As a woman, Su Lianlian's dignity had been utterly trampled upon by Lin Ping, and she secretly hid in her father's arms and cried.
"Lin Ping! Let's see how long you can be so arrogant!" Su Xin, the head of the Su family, said through gritted teeth.
"Cai Ji has already apologized to Young Master Chen, what more do you want?"
Zhang Hongyuan was trembling with anger, but he still tried to persuade Lin Ping to stay.
"What else do you want?" Lin Ping smiled coldly. "I suppose Young Master Lin still remembers what happened to that constable, right? I want to cut off Cai Ji's two testicles!"
Upon hearing this, everyone was stunned, staring at Lin Ping with panic. They hadn't expected this guy to be so vindictive. Cai Ji had only spoken rudely, and you actually wanted to cut off her eggs, and both of them at that! This was just... way too much like Lin Ping!
Cai Ji was so frightened that he almost fainted. He curled up on the ground, covered his groin with his hands, and kept calling for help with his eyes.
"Lin Ping! Don't push your luck!" Zhang Hongyuan shouted angrily. He naturally wouldn't easily cut off the steward's testicles. If he did, no one would dare to be loyal to the prefect anymore.
"I haven't gone too far," Lin Ping said innocently. "This was just a suggestion. Young Master Zhang is free to refuse, but please don't block our way back to the manor."
Before Lin Ping could finish speaking, Jiang Yunyu had already boarded the carriage, waving goodbye and saying, "Brother-in-law, hurry back, or you'll miss dinner!"
"Acting skills improved by 1?" Lin Ping looked at Jiang Yunyu in astonishment, nodded with satisfaction, and shouted back, "Oh no! We can't miss lunch!"
After speaking, Lin Ping actually made a jogging motion, completely disregarding Zhang Hongyuan.
This is Zhang Hongyuan's engagement banquet, and many dignitaries have been invited. How can it be less important than your dinner, Lin Ping?
"Wait!" Zhang Hongyuan said through gritted teeth, "As long as Young Master Lin is willing to come into the manor for a visit, I am willing to cut off Cai Ji's two testicles!"
Lin Ping chuckled upon hearing this, reluctantly lowering his left leg, which had already stepped onto the carriage, and asked seriously, "May I ask why Young Master Zhang wanted to remove Cai Ji's testicles?"
Isn't that a rhetorical question? Of course, it was Lin Ping who forced me to ask it.
However, Zhang Hongyuan dared not answer like that, lest the other party use his long legs to step back onto the carriage.
Da Niu and Er Niu even raised the reins, ready to gallop away as soon as Lin Ping's right leg stepped up.
At that time, all of Zhang Hongyuan's hard work will be in vain, and he will inevitably become a laughing stock.
Therefore, Zhang Hongyuan could only stammer, "Cai Ji has offended the nobles and should have his testicles removed!"
Cai Ji was, after all, the steward of the city lord's mansion. If he cut off the other party's testicles without any reason, Lin Ping would be criticized by others.
After Zhang Hongyuan said that, it made perfect sense, since it was Cai Ji who had violated the law.
"Hahaha!" Lin Ping gave Zhang Hongyuan a thumbs up and said admiringly, "Young Master Zhang is a captain, and Young Master Zhang's words are the law of Wu Kingdom. If Young Master Zhang says to cut off his testicles, then his testicles will be cut off. This law is truly excellent!"
"Fine, you jungle!" Zhang Hongyuan cursed inwardly. Lin Ping's words made it sound like Zhang Hongyuan was about to cut off Cai Ji's testicles.
Moreover, the laws of the Great Yan Dynasty do not include a provision that anyone who insults a nobleman must have their testicles removed. In other words, this is a law fabricated by Zhang Hongyuan.
Those who understood felt a chill run down their spines upon hearing this, not out of pity for Cai Ji's two testicles, but out of fear of the accusation Lin Ping had leveled against Zhang Hongyuan, which implied a violation of the law.
That's outrageous! Moreover, Lin Ping subtly implied that Zhang Hongyuan had already taken his words as law within Jiangcheng Prefecture!
If these words were to reach the emperor's ears, one wonders what he would think. Fortunately, the distinguished guests were all in the inner hall, and the onlookers were merely some merchants, celebrities, or literary talents, none of whom were qualified to report to the imperial court.
Cai Ji lay on the ground like a dead dog, his mind blank. He had intended to humiliate Lin Ping, but unexpectedly, he was turned on and attacked with a sharp, nine-toothed rake...
"Take him away and execute him!" Zhang Hongyuan hurriedly said to the two constables behind him, while also giving them a wink, naturally hoping to take the opportunity to let Cai Ji go.
Why should Master Ping let this fellow off after wasting so much breath?
Lin Ping shook his head and said softly, "This punishment is filthy, and I imagine these two are somewhat unfamiliar with it. Fortunately, my master is very skilled at it, so let him carry it out!"
Lin Ping wasn't going to negotiate; if Zhang Hongyuan didn't agree, he would turn around and leave.
Having said all the nice things and lost face, if Zhang Hongyuan let Lin Ping leave at this point, wouldn't he have made a complete fool of himself? He could only nod with a grim face.
Li Mingxuan was incredibly fast. He pulled a sharp knife from his sleeve, as if he had prepared it beforehand, and walked sinisterly to Cai Ji's side, coldly saying, "It won't hurt at all!"
"Save me, young master, save me!" Cai Ji clung to Zhang Hongyuan's legs, pleading desperately. He couldn't believe the other party would make such a decision. After all, he was an old man of the Prefect's Mansion, and besides, he had only insulted Lin Ping to save face for the Prefect.
Zhang Hongyuan turned his head and kicked Cai Ji away forcefully, clearly unable to save him.
Li Mingxuan would not let go of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. With a swift motion, he skillfully severed the other woman's two testicles, and took the one in the middle with him.
Cai Ji's screams were incredibly pitiful; he fainted instantly, spraying a large pool of blood onto the ground.
"A rosy complexion, what a good omen! Congratulations, Young Master Xiao!" Lin Ping said with a smile, as he strode across the threshold.
Faced with this tragic scene, Lin Ping could still stroll around leisurely and even laugh out loud. Is he even human?
He's a ruthless killer!
Seeing blood at a joyous occasion is considered unlucky, so Zhang Hongyuan hurriedly ordered people to carry Cai Ji away and wipe the ground dozens of times.
"Husband, aren't you afraid that they'll resort to desperate measures?" Jiang Yunying whispered in Lin Ping's ear. Even she felt that Lin Ping had gone a bit too far.
Lin Ping shook his head and shamelessly asked, "Can they beat my wife?"
Relying on women for protection? How dare you, Lin Ping, put it so grandly?
However, is this statement wrong? Jiang Yunying is the number one expert in Jiangcheng Prefecture, the kind who can kill gods and Buddhas alike. If the enemy dares to make a move, they will only face death.
Lin Ping was actually hoping that Zhang Hongyuan would be driven to desperation and do something rash, so that Jiang Yunying would have a reason to kill him.
The two of them were truly a perfect match. Jiang Yunying's sword could cut through iron like mud and was invincible, while Lin Ping's skin was thicker than a city wall and as solid as a rock!
"You rascal, you've finally arrived. Why are you holding another woman's hand? Did I not serve you well last night?" Just as Lin Ping stepped through the door, a plump old woman walked over, her voice so coquettish it was truly obscene to the core!
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