Making you a son-in-law is not about making you conquer the world.
Chapter 001 Spending Money Makes You Stronger
Lin Ping was excited because he was about to complete his final system task.
He can gain immortality and endless wealth if he can die ten times in different time periods.
In the previous nine missions, Lin Ping served as a general of the Qin state and died on the battlefield.
He also served as a censor in the Ming Dynasty, and died remonstrating with the emperor, for which he was beheaded.
He also worked as a poet, a beggar, and a eunuch...
Since both are suicide attempts, Lin Ping can easily handle any identity involved.
Based on past experience, Lin Ping always travels to a dynasty he is familiar with.
He would reverse the course of the dynasty and easily kick the bucket.
Lin Ping opened his eyes and found himself lying on a carved rosewood bed, covered with a brocade silk quilt, and even the pillow was made of jade.
Lift the gauze curtain.
Directly opposite is a camphor wood screen, and nearby is an eight-immortal table with an inkstone screen in the middle, the Four Treasures of the Study on the left, and a teapot and jade cup on the right—all in the style of the Tang Dynasty.
Has this been a time travel to the Tang Dynasty?
Moreover, they were from wealthy families.
To be honest, Lin Ping really wanted to enjoy this prosperous era, but he couldn't wait to get the system rewards.
It's better to die early and be reincarnated sooner!
At that moment, the long-lost system voice echoed in Lin Ping's mind.
[Congratulations, host! You have transmigrated to the Daye Dynasty and become the son of a wealthy merchant in Jiangcheng Prefecture.]
The Great Ye Dynasty?
Wait a minute, did this dynasty even exist?
Lin Ping was a bit confused; he thought for a long time but couldn't remember this dynasty.
He was the history class representative in junior high school, so how could there be dynasties he didn't know?
Could it be that this is a dynasty that has never existed in history before?
[The host is very clever. The Daye Dynasty is not a historical dynasty, so the host can change this dynasty at will without affecting the course of history.]
"No interest, get to the task!"
[Host, are you really not considering staying? This dynasty is overflowing with beautiful women and gold, and with the system's cheat-like abilities, you'll definitely reach the pinnacle of life.]
[The system presents the host with two choices: Option A: Remain in this dynasty forever, living a carefree life, thanks to the cheat system. Option B: The host has three years to complete the mission. If successful, the host will gain immortality and endless wealth; otherwise, the host will disappear from this world forever.]
"B, B, B, I choose B!"
[Mission issued: In this life, the host must die for money, but must not engage in intentional acts of suicide such as stealing or robbing.]
Lin Ping knew the task rules by heart.
In short, he wanted to die, but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
"Dying because of money..."
Lin Ping smiled, already having thought of no less than a hundred ways.
Unexpectedly, the last task turned out to be an easy question.
He's confident he'll die within three days, let alone three.
Just so confident!
[Golden finger issued; please select the body part you wish to enhance!]
In Lin Ping's view, these cheat codes were really unnecessary; they not only didn't help his mission, but they also had the opposite effect.
For example, in the life when he was a great general, the system enhanced his arms.
As a result, his arms became incredibly strong, impervious to swords and spears, and invincible, seriously affecting the progress of the mission.
Later, he gained experience and only strengthened very small parts of the body each time, such as the ears, nose, and mouth...
"Strengthen your eyes!"
[Golden Touch being distributed... 10%]
[50%...90%...]
[100% complete, the cheat system has been distributed. Congratulations, host, your left eye has gained X-ray vision, and your right eye has gained microscopic vision!]
[Host, you must complete this mission within three years. Goodbye!]
Left eye X-ray, right eye microscopy?
Lin Ping was speechless.
This isn't just a cheat code, it's the king of cheats, the dream cheat!
"and many more!"
Before the system completely fell asleep, Lin Ping hurriedly called it back.
[Host, do you have any questions? ]
"System Daddy, no, System Grandpa, can I choose A and stay in this dynasty forever?"
Lin Ping pleaded in a cheeky manner.
If I had known there was such a powerful cheat code, I wouldn't have bothered with any missions.
Power and wealth are not something that can be easily obtained.
No, you can't!
"Then could we extend the mission period to 30 years?"
Lin Ping asked impatiently.
Enjoying this era for 30 years first, then going back to get the system rewards, wouldn't that be incredibly awesome?
However, the system disappeared without a trace, leaving Lin Ping alone to sigh in despair.
After a moment, Lin Ping put his mind at ease. Since he couldn't stay long, he should finish the task as soon as possible.
Lin Ping quickly searched for the memories left behind by the original owner.
The original owner was also named Lin Ping, the son of a wealthy merchant in Jiangcheng Prefecture, and also a spendthrift.
A few days ago, Lin Ping lost all of the Lin family's money at the casino. His father, Lin Fugui, was furious and slapped him on the back of the head.
Unfortunately, the slap damaged Lin Ping's brainstem, and he immediately lost consciousness.
The Lin family consulted all the famous doctors in the city, but still couldn't revive him.
That guy really deserves to die!
Lin Ping cursed inwardly.
However, the original owner's behavior also provided Lin Ping with an idea: as long as he continued to squander money, he might be beaten to death by his father.
At that moment, Lin's mother grabbed Lin Fugui by the ear and hurriedly walked towards Lin Ping's room.
"You heartless bastard, if anything happens to our son, I'll divorce you!"
"That's what Lin's mother said angrily."
She did not have children when she was young, and only gave birth to Lin Ping when she was nearly forty.
Lin's mother cherished this hard-won child in every way.
Under this almost pathological pampering, Lin Ping naturally became a spendthrift.
Lin Fugui, being a doting husband, naturally neglected to discipline Lin Ping.
This time, Lin Ping lost all his family's wealth, and Lin's mother was very angry, but she couldn't bear to criticize or educate Lin Ping. However, Lin Fugui actually slapped him unconscious, which made Lin's mother furious.
"My wife, you absolutely must not divorce me. If you leave, how will I live?"
Lin Fugui's eyes were red-rimmed, and he kept wiping away tears.
“I didn’t expect Ping’er to be so easily beaten. I’ll go kneel down and apologize to him right now.”
The two pushed open the door and found Lin Ping sitting motionless on the bed.
Lin Fugui was startled, thinking that Lin Ping had come back to life.
Lin's mother was overjoyed and quickly hugged Lin Ping in her arms.
"My son is finally awake! I was so scared!"
Lin Ping felt a pang in his heart at his mother's heart-wrenching cries.
Although he was just a time traveler, he could still personally feel the love that Lin's mother had for him.
He feared most developing deep emotional ties with the people of this world and felt he had to leave as soon as possible.
"Mom, I'm hungry. Go and cook me some food. I want to talk to Dad alone for a bit."
Lin Ping said in a calm tone.
Before the words were even finished, the two looked at Lin Ping, their eyes filled with surprise.
"My son has grown up, he can call me 'Dad' now!"
Lin's mother shouted excitedly, as happy as a child.
Lin Fugui looked puzzled.
"Has Ping'er been beaten silly? My wife is right, we must never lay a hand on Ping'er again!"
Hearing this, Lin Ping looked helpless.
If we don't hit him, how will he complete his mission?
Lin Ping immediately realized that he hadn't been so polite in the past.
They either yell and shout or order people around.
Lin Fugui was even referred to as "the old geezer".
"Mom will go and make you something delicious right away!"
Lin's mother left excitedly.
Lin Ping then beckoned to Lin Fugui and said irritably, "You old geezer, come here for a second!"
immortal?
That makes sense now; it seems Ping'er wasn't beaten senseless.
Lin Fugui walked over with a smile.
"You old geezer, bring out all the valuables in the house, I want to gamble again!"
Lin Ping said in a very serious tone.
He deliberately exposed the back of his head to Lin Fugui, waiting to be beaten to death.
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