In the end, the Great Sage broke the rules.

Chapter 50 Does Urine Taste Good?

After the three demons returned, the Great Immortal Yangli couldn't help but sigh, "This wind came so strangely, rushing around aimlessly."

The Great Immortal Lu Li echoed, "This wind must have a source; it is by no means ordinary."

Just as the three demons were discussing, a Taoist priest burst in.

"Great Immortal! Great Immortal!"

"What a bold and audacious madman!"

The Great Immortal Yang Li glared angrily and shouted, "Speak! What exactly happened?"

The Taoist priest hurriedly replied, "Three immortals, I have heard unusual noises coming from inside the Sanqing Temple!"

Tiger Power Immortal exclaimed in shock, "Ah?!"

Immortal Yangli hurriedly said, "Brother, let's go there quickly and take a look."

Deer Power Immortal also said, "Indeed! Go quickly!"

Having said that, the three demons sped off towards the Sanqing Temple like arrows released from a bow.

Upon seeing this, Pigsy quickly said to Sandy, "Junior Brother, sit down quickly, someone's coming!"

Upon hearing this, Sha Wujing quickly put down the fruit in his hand and sat up straight.

As soon as the three demons entered the main hall, they found the room in a mess, with the offerings on the table scattered and broken.

Tiger Power Immortal was furious and roared, "Who on earth ate the offerings?!"

The Great Immortal Yang Li picked up a peach, examined the teeth marks on it, and muttered to himself, "It looks like something a person would eat."

Deer Power Immortal nodded repeatedly and replied, "That's right."

The three demons cried out in unison, "What on earth is going on?"

"Hahaha……"

Pigsy and Sandy above could no longer contain themselves and let out a soft laugh before immediately shutting their mouths.

Yangli Daxian looked at the statue and said with great joy, "We must have disturbed the Heavenly Venerables above, which is why they have descended upon this Taoist temple!"

Tiger Power Immortal suddenly realized, "No wonder a divine wind blew up just now; it was the Heavenly Venerable manifesting his power!"

The other two demons chimed in, "Yes! Yes, yes!"

Deer Power Immortal's eyes darted around, and he offered a suggestion: "Brother, why don't we take this opportunity to ask the Heavenly Venerable for some holy water? That way, we can achieve immortality!"

"Yes, yes, yes! Let's not delay!"

The three demons quickly knelt down.

"Grandpa Sanqing..."

"Give me some elixirs and holy water!"

Just as Pigsy and Sandy stood there at a loss, the statue that had been standing silently in the middle suddenly opened its mouth without warning and emitted a deep and majestic voice.

"We came from the Peach Banquet, and in our haste we did not bring the Golden Elixir Holy Water with us."

"When I have time in the future, I will come again to bestow this upon you."

Although the words were spoken politely, the tone left no room for argument.

However, the three monsters were not about to give up so easily; they continued to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy.

"Grandpa Sanqing, please have mercy and grant us even a little bit of holy water!" Tiger Power Immortal said with tears streaming down his face.

Another demon chimed in, "Yes, Grandpa Sanqing, please grant us some holy water!"

Upon seeing this, Sun Wukong's eyes turned slightly cold, and he had already made up his mind.

He continued without changing his expression, "Since you are so eager for holy water, then quickly go and fetch some suitable containers."

Upon hearing this, the three demons felt as if they had been granted a pardon and immediately kowtowed in gratitude, repeatedly expressing their thanks.

"Thank you, Grandpa Sanqing!"

"Thank you, Grandpa Sanqing!"

Watching the three demons' departing figures, Pigsy finally couldn't help but shout, "Eldest Brother?!"

Sun Wukong turned around at the sound, raised an eyebrow and asked, "Why are you calling me, the Great Sage?"

Pigsy grinned, revealing two long tusks, and said, "Eldest Brother, this is wonderful! Luckily you arrived in time, otherwise, with just me and Junior Brother Sha, we would probably have been exposed, and that would have been troublesome!"

Sha Wujing, who was standing nearby, also stepped forward and asked, "Senior Brother, why did you suddenly come back?"

Sun Wukong explained, "It's because that little monk was worried about you two, afraid that something might go wrong, so he specifically sent me over to check on you."

"Hmph, luckily I arrived in time."

Sha Wujing exclaimed, "Master is so thoughtful."

Pigsy: "They're back, don't say a word!"

Sha Wujing immediately sat up straight.

The three monsters carefully and respectfully placed three vessels of different sizes and strange shapes on the offering table.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong immediately shouted, "Quickly get out of the hall and then close the hall door tightly!"

"Yes!" the demons responded in unison, then retreated from the hall like a tide, quickly closing the heavy hall door behind them.

When only Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing remained in the hall, Sun Wukong pointed to the three vessels and said, "Bajie, Wujing, you two hurry up and pee in these."

Upon hearing this, Pigsy excitedly patted his round belly and shouted, "Haha, I, Old Pig, will get this big one!"

He then strode over to the largest vessel, loosened his belt, and prepared to open the sluice gate to release the water.

Sha Wujing, standing to the side, scratched his head somewhat embarrassedly and said softly, "Then I'll have the smaller one." With that, he slowly picked up a smaller vessel.

Sun Wukong: "Brother Sha, you've filled my bladder with pee too."

Just as Sha Wujing picked up the vessel, Zhu Bajie suddenly snatched it from in front of him, grinning broadly, "Hehe... Junior Brother Sha, don't bother, let me, Old Pig, take care of Senior Brother's too."

Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie's impatient appearance and his mouth twitched a few times. What was there to argue about?

He nodded helplessly and said, "Alright, then you do it."

Soon, a strong, pungent odor filled the air, so strong that even Sun Wukong couldn't help but cover his mouth and nose.

Meanwhile, the three monsters outside the door were eagerly awaiting the arrival of the so-called "holy water."

Upon hearing Grandpa Sanqing's call, they immediately ran into the main hall, eagerly picked up the vessels filled with urine, and drank it down.

But after taking just one sip, their expressions instantly turned extremely unpleasant.

Tiger Power Immortal frowned and muttered, "Why is this holy water so sour and astringent? The taste is really not good."

The Deer Power Immortal beside him chimed in, "That's right, my bowl of holy water still has a strong, foul smell."

Finally, it was Yang Li's turn to speak. He complained with a bitter face, "Oh dear, my bowl is even worse. It's not only sour and astringent, but the stench is absolutely disgusting."

Nevertheless, Tiger Power Immortal still tried to remain calm and comforted everyone, saying, "Perhaps this holy water is just supposed to have this special taste."

After saying that, he gritted his teeth and continued to gulp down the "holy water" in his hand.

"Hahahahaha..."

A hearty laugh, tinged with a hint of mockery, echoed throughout the hall.

"Hahaha……"

Then another burst of laughter erupted.

Before the altar where the holy water had been placed, the three disciples were laughing so hard they were doubled over, tears welling up in their eyes.

Sun Wukong crossed his arms and sneered, "What a bunch of fools! They even consider something like this a treasure."

At this moment, the three monsters finally came to their senses as if waking from a dream.

Pigsy, with his big belly sticking out, grinned and laughed loudly: "Hahaha...you fools who don't know what's good for you, how does my old pig's pee taste? Isn't it delicious?"

Sha Wujing chimed in, "Hahaha... If it's all drunk up, it must taste really good."

Upon hearing this, the three demons turned pale with rage and roared through gritted teeth, "Damn it! How dare you mock us like this! Take this!"

Having said that, they immediately unleashed their respective spells, intending to teach these three a lesson.

However, these three brothers were not about to sit idly by and wait for their doom.

The moment the monsters made their move, they flew away as if their feet were greased.

In the blink of an eye, it vanished without a trace.

The three monsters were left standing there, furious but helpless.

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