In the end, the Great Sage broke the rules.

Chapter 32 The Yellow-Robed Monster

"Hahaha……"

"Oh... nyah nyah nyah..."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Looking at the monsters who were happily lighting the bonfire, Chen Yi's lips twitched as if he had been slapped several times.

His expression was as cold as ice, and he sat cross-legged on the ground like a statue.

The black fox spirit instantly transformed into a beautiful woman as if by magic, gracefully walking up to him and stopping, swaying her slender waist like a willow in the wind.

Chen Yi's pupils suddenly dilated, as if struck by lightning. He quickly closed his eyes and muttered to himself, silently reciting the core socialist values.

When the black fox spirit's hand touched Chen Yi's face like a snake, a chorus of cheers erupted.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"Whoa whoa--"

"Hahaha……"

Chen Yi kept his eyes tightly closed, motionless like a corpse.

However, the black fox spirit wouldn't let him go, sometimes kicking his feet like a mischievous child, sometimes touching his face like a curious kitten, and sometimes stepping on his thigh as if deliberately provoking him.

Just as he was about to break down and open his eyes to curse, he heard a little monster shout, "The lady has arrived!"

The entire cave fell silent instantly, as if under a spell. Chen Yi secretly breathed a sigh of relief and slowly opened his eyes.

Looking up, I saw a woman with an ethereal beauty walk in, like a fairy descending to earth.

The yellow-robed monster immediately greeted him with a smile, like a lapdog.

"lady!"

The beautiful woman said, "My husband, I heard you captured a monk."

The man in the yellow robe pointed at Chen Yi and answered as if presenting a treasure: "Yes, that's him."

Chen grinned at the beautiful woman, revealing a set of bright white teeth; his smile was as radiant as the sun.

The beautiful woman: "..."

"What should my husband do with this monk?"

The Yellow-Robed Monster: "Of course I ate it. Madam, you don't know, but eating this monk's flesh can grant immortality, just like the elixir of life."

The beautiful woman chuckled and said, "Is that so? Then I must have a good taste and see what this taste of immortality is really like."

Upon hearing this, Chen Yi's eyes widened in shock, like copper bells!

I never expected you to be this kind of woman!

Holy crap! This is completely different from what he imagined!

Yellow Robe Monster: "Hahaha..."

"Men, wash this monk clean, cut him into slices, and bring him up. I want to eat with my wife."

Chen didn't even have a chance to beg for mercy before being dragged away by the little monsters.

……

A little monster ran into the cave and loudly announced, "Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"

"Two monks came in from outside, shouting and cursing, demanding that the king return his master!"

Yellow-Robed Monster: "What?! I'll go and meet them!"

As he spoke, he looked tenderly at the beautiful woman and said, "Madam, wait for me. I'll be right back."

The beautiful woman nodded to him: "Alright, I'll wait for my husband."

……

On the other side, Chen Yi was dragged to another cave like a dead dog, and the black fox spirit floated in like a ghost.

The black fox spirit said in a coquettish voice, "You all go out first, I'll wash him."

"Yes, Lord Black Fox."

After the little monsters left, the black fox spirit pounced on Chen Yi like a hungry tiger, and Chen Yi retreated step by step in fright, like a startled bird.

"Eastern monk, don't be afraid~"

Chen Yi: “…”

With your fierce and ruthless appearance, who wouldn't be afraid of you!

"Don't hide!"

"You should just give in to me."

"Let's be husband and wife forever."

Chen Yi: "?!?!?!?!"

If he remembered correctly, this monster was actually a man in disguise!

Chen Yi shoved her away as if pushing a heavy stone, yelling like a shrew as he ran: "You filthy monster! Get out of my way!"

"I'll be your sister's husband!"

"Go to hell!"

"You should die!"

Caught off guard, the black fox spirit was pushed to the ground.

She raised her head, glaring fiercely at Chen Yi like a venomous snake, and said coldly, "I kindly saved you, but I didn't expect you to be so ungrateful!"

After saying that, she transformed back into her fox form like a chameleon.

"Hmph! Do you even know who I am?"

To buy time, Chen Yi feigned ignorance, asking, "Who are you?"

Black Fox Spirit: "I am Lady White Bone's strategist."

Chen Yi: "Who is Lady White Bone?"

The black fox spirit snorted coldly: "Don't you remember? The family of three that your eldest disciple killed was my White Bone Lady."

Chen Yi suddenly screamed, "Aaaaaaah!!!"

"So that family of three was a monster!!!"

"Aaaaaah!! Wukong!! Master is so sorry!!!"

Looking at Chen Yi sitting on the ground, sometimes screaming and sometimes laughing and crying, the black fox spirit stared wide-eyed in disbelief: "?! ...

"Aaaaaah! I don't want to live anymore!!"

"Wukong... I'm so sorry..."

The black fox spirit covered her ears and roared, "Shut up!"

Chen Yi immediately shut his mouth and glared at him angrily.

The black fox spirit said coldly, "You've driven away your eldest disciple, now let's see who comes to save you!"

"How about it? Come with me, you might still live."

Chen yelled at him fiercely, "Get out! You dead gay!"

The black fox spirit laughed smugly: "Very well, very well!"

"Guards, hang him up! When the King returns, we'll disembowel him!"

"Yes!"

After being hung up, Chen Yi looked utterly hopeless.

He was so thirsty after shouting so loudly!

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