In the end, the Great Sage broke the rules.
Chapter 18 Not even the mother-in-law is spared
"Mother, please say a few nice things to my sisters."
Jia: "Sigh~"
Chen Yi, who had just come out with Sun Wukong to watch the excitement, was caught off guard when he heard Zhu Bajie calling for his mother, and almost choked on his own saliva.
Like a startled rabbit, he quickly covered his mouth, afraid of being discovered.
Sun Wukong frowned, gently patted his back, and helped him catch his breath.
Chen Yi smiled at Sun Wukong and silently said thank you.
……
When Pigsy returned, the three of them ignored him.
Pigsy, perhaps feeling guilty, dared not utter a sound.
Jia arrived shortly afterward.
"Elders, have you decided which one will be chosen to marry my daughter?"
Sha Wujing: "It's settled then, we'll keep the one surnamed Pig."
Upon hearing this, Pigsy jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, saying, "Junior brother, how could you tease me like this? Let's talk this over properly."
Sun Wukong sneered, "You've already called her 'Mother,' what's there to discuss?"
Chen Yi also said to Jia Shi, "Mother-in-law, hurry up and take your son-in-law away."
Hearing his master say this, Pigsy thought it meant he agreed. Like a shy young girl, he smiled embarrassedly and walked awkwardly to Jia's side.
Madam Jia: "Alright, prepare a vegetarian feast to entertain our three in-laws."
The maidservant bowed and said, "Yes."
Madam Jia looked at Pigsy and said gently, "Son-in-law, come with me."
Pigsy beamed with joy, his smile as bright as a blooming chrysanthemum: "Hey, hey..."
"mother……"
Watching Pigsy chase after his mother, Chen Yi finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Hahahahaha..."
Seeing the little monk laughing so happily, Sun Wukong couldn't help but smile slightly.
Only Sha Wujing looked completely bewildered. His second senior brother was about to stay and become someone's son-in-law, so why weren't his master and eldest senior brother in a hurry at all?
“Master, Eldest Brother, are we not going to abandon Second Brother? He…”
Chen Yi waved his hand and said, "Wujing, don't panic, don't panic. Let's just watch the show. Bajie has to get through this tribulation on his own."
Sun Wukong: "It's getting late, time to sleep."
Chen Yi: "Let's go, let's go to sleep."
Sha Wujing: ...
Although he didn't know why his master and senior brother were so calm, since his master had said so, he would just listen to him, so Sha Wujing went to sleep.
……
On the other side, Pigsy beamed with joy and eagerly asked, "Mother, which sister are you planning to marry me off to?"
Madam Jia looked troubled and sighed, "Alas, I am also troubled by this matter."
“If I were to marry my eldest daughter to you, I fear my second daughter would resent me; if I were to marry my second daughter to you, I fear my third daughter would blame me.”
Pigsy slapped his thigh and shouted like an excited bull, "Mother, why don't you just marry all three of my sisters to me? That way they won't blame each other."
Madam Jia's face instantly darkened, and she said sternly, "That's utter nonsense! Do you really think you can take my three daughters for yourself?!"
Pigsy, however, disagreed and said with a grin, "Oh, Mother, which man from a wealthy family doesn't have a harem of wives and concubines?"
Jia firmly refused, saying, "No, absolutely not."
Pigsy scratched his head helplessly and said pitifully, "Then, Mother, what should we do?"
After thinking for a moment, Jia said, "How about this, I have a big red veil here. You can put it on your head and have a marriage that's made in heaven."
"If you can hold onto any of my daughters, that daughter will become your bride."
Upon hearing this, Pigsy was overjoyed and exclaimed, "That's wonderful!"
Before he finished speaking, Pigsy pulled off the veil and quickly put it on his own head.
"Mother, please let my three older sisters come out!"
Madam Jia: "Zhenzhen, Ai'ai, Lianlian, come out quickly, the matchmaker has arrived!"
"Here it comes~"
……
Chen Yi lay in bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.
Sun Wukong: "Little monk, what's wrong?"
Chen Yi replied softly, "Great Sage, I can't sleep."
Sun Wukong frowned: "Still thinking about that old pig?"
Chen Yi nodded excitedly, stood up, tugged at Sun Wukong's sleeve, and said expectantly, "Great Sage, take me to see it!"
He also wanted to see a marriage arranged by chance!
He was afraid of being discovered if he went alone, but he felt safer with Sun Wukong by his side.
Sigh... It's really hard for Chinese people to change their nature of watching the excitement.
Sun Wukong said impatiently, "This is really troublesome."
Despite saying that, he still got up and took Chen to see the excitement.
The two of them lay on the roof, watching as Pigsy was being played around by the three girls inside.
Seeing Pigsy fall onto a chair, then pounce on the ground, and then get patted on the back of the head by three girls, Chen Yi's mouth stretched from ear to ear, trying so hard not to laugh until his stomach hurt.
Pigsy was panting heavily, but he hadn't caught a single one.
He ripped off the veil and complained, “Mother, my three older sisters are so clever and cunning, I can’t catch any of them.”
Madam Jia smiled helplessly: "It's not that my daughters are clever and cunning, it's that they don't want to provoke you."
Pigsy: "Mother, if they won't take me in, then take me in."
Chen Yi: "Pfft~"
Madam Jia glanced at the roof, her lips twitched, then she looked away, glaring at Pigsy with displeasure: "What?! What a good son-in-law, so disrespectful!"
You don't even spare your mother-in-law!
Seeing his mother-in-law's displeasure, Pigsy quickly flattered her, saying, "Oh, Mother, please don't be angry."
Seeing this, Jia continued, "Look at your pitiful appearance, I'll give you another chance."
“I have three daughters, each of whom has woven a pearl-embroidered undershirt. If you can wear one of them, I will give you the daughter who wove it in marriage.”
Upon hearing this, Pigsy's eyes lit up like stars, and he exclaimed with unbridled joy, "If I wear all three of them, wouldn't I be able to marry all three sisters?"
Madam Jia nodded in agreement, "Alright!"
"Daughters, quickly take out the pearl-embroidered undershirts."
"Hey~"
"Here it comes~"
Pigsy eagerly put on the pearl-embroidered shirt, only to find it getting tighter and tighter.
"Oh dear! What... what's going on? It's so tight I can hardly breathe!"
In an instant, the mother and her three daughters inside the house transformed into several dignified and solemn Bodhisattvas.
Pigsy was stunned.
The gods used their magic, and lightning flashed and thunder roared, making Pigsy's constriction even more painful.
"Ah! You...you all..."
"Ouch! Ouch! You're choking me!"
Seeing that Pigsy had been taught such a lesson, Chen Yi gently tugged at Sun Wukong's sleeve, and the two quietly left.
Chen Yi slept exceptionally well that night.
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