In the end, the Great Sage broke the rules.
165. Want to destroy France
On this day, the group was on their way.
Sha Wujing suddenly said, "Master, look, there seems to be a monk walking hurriedly ahead."
Upon hearing the sound, Jiang Liuer looked over and immediately instructed, "Disciples, go and investigate what's going on."
Upon hearing this, Pigsy immediately patted his chest and volunteered, "Master, I'll go, I'll go!"
Having said that, he twisted his fat body and ran towards the monks first.
However, when Pigsy arrived, panting, at the spot where he had just seen the monk, he found no one around. He scratched his head and muttered, "Oh dear! How strange! I clearly saw them here just now, how come they disappeared in the blink of an eye?"
Pigsy was unwilling to leave empty-handed, so he shouted at the top of his lungs, "Hey! Stop hiding, come out here!" He searched around as he shouted.
At this moment, Sun Wukong stepped forward, reached out and gently grabbed the two monks from the corner as if they were chicks.
Seeing this, Jiang Liuer quickened his pace and stepped forward, asking the monks in a gentle tone, "Two benefactors, why are you so panicked?"
One of the monks looked up at Jiang Liuer and, realizing he was also a monk, felt his fear lessen slightly. He quickly asked, "Master, may I ask if you are heading west?"
Jiang Liuer smiled and nodded, replying, "Our master and his three disciples are indeed on their way to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures."
Upon hearing this, the monk's expression changed drastically, and he hurriedly waved his hand to dissuade him, saying, "Oh dear, you mustn't go!"
“Master, you may not know this, but this is the Kingdom of Extinction. The capital city is not far to the west. A few years ago, the king issued an edict to kill 10,000 monks. Over the years, 9996 monks have already been killed.”
"We were chased here by government soldiers, which is why we had to hide here and there."
Another monk nearby chimed in, "Yes, Elder, aren't you just walking into a trap?"
"Senior brother, let's leave quickly!"
"Oh dear! Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
After hastily uttering a few words, the two monks fled in panic, like startled birds.
The master and his disciples still looked completely bewildered.
Sha Wujing: "Why does the Kingdom of Extinction want to kill monks?"
Eleven touched his bald head and asked Chen Yi, "Father, is Eleven a monk?"
Sun Wukong: "Yes, you are a little monk."
Eleven pouted: "Eleven doesn't want to be a monk. Eleven is going to get married when she grows up."
Upon hearing this, Chen Yi was somewhat taken aback and asked, "Little one, do you even know what a wife is? Why are you so eager to get married?"
Eleven: "Of course I know. Uncle Pig said that getting married is about finding someone who can warm the bed."
Chen Yi: “…”
Jiang Liuer frowned upon hearing Eleven's words: "Bajie, is this all you usually say to Eleven?"
Pigsy: "Haha... Master, I was just saying that casually."
I never expected you to remember the National Day holiday so clearly.
Jiang Liuer: "Nonsense!"
Pigsy: "Master, I know I was wrong. I will definitely not say it again next time."
Sun Wukong picked up his son, smiled, and said, "If you want to get married, that's fine too. I'll give you the money."
Eleven clapped his hands excitedly: "Great! I'll give all the money to Father, and I'll marry Father!"
Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong immediately flicked Eleven's head lightly and said irritably, "Nonsense! Your father is mine! How dare you marry him!"
Eleven looked puzzled: "But Dad always used to warm the bed for me!"
He wants his father to warm his bed for him someday.
The group burst into laughter upon hearing what Eleven said.
Jiang Liuer coughed lightly and said seriously, "Let's consider the matter of Yuhua Prefecture first."
Wukong put Eleven down and said, "Master, don't worry, let me go to the city first to find out what's going on."
Jiang Liuer nodded and replied, "Okay, go and come back quickly."
After Sun Wukong left, the group of master and disciples waited where they were.
……
Sun Wukong climbed the city wall and gazed at the magnificent capital city, his heart filled with doubt. Why would the king kill the monk for no reason?
"The King has decreed that there are only three days left until His Majesty's great vow to eradicate Buddhism."
"Anyone who captures the demonic monk will be rewarded with a thousand taels of gold and granted a hereditary marquisate!"
Upon hearing the shouts of the soldiers in the street, Sun Wukong immediately turned back.
After returning, Sun Wukong told Jiang Liuer about the situation in the city in detail.
Upon hearing this, Jiang Liuer showed no fear and declared righteously, "I insist on entering the city and see what the king can do to me!"
He did not do anything wrong, so why should he be executed?
Sun Wukong hurriedly advised, "Master, mortals are not like demons. We cannot be too harsh or too lenient. If we start fighting, you might blame me for killing."
"How about this, we'll disguise ourselves as merchants and enter the city first, then find an opportunity to exchange the customs documents."
The other three all agreed that Sun Wukong's words made sense and echoed his sentiments.
Chen Yi took out a pile of headscarves and gave two each to Jiang Liuer, Sha Wujing, and Zhu Bajie, and one each to himself and Sun Wukong.
There was really no other way. Among them, only Jiang Liuer and Sha Wujing could be recognized as monks at a glance, so they had to cover themselves up tightly.
Sun Wukong has hair on his head, and he has grown his hair out in the past few months, so he doesn't look like a monk. He just needs to wear a headscarf.
As for Pigsy, unless he admits it, it's hard to tell he's a monk, though his frightening face needs to be covered.
As for the eleven little monks, he had already thrown them into his spatial dimension.
Before long, the group, having completed their disguises, entered the city.
When they arrived at the city gate, the soldiers stopped them.
Seeing Jiang Liuer's habitual Amitabha gesture, Chen Yi quickly reached out and pressed it down.
Soldiers: "Where did you come from?"
Before anyone could answer, the soldier suddenly took several steps back, frowning at Pigsy: "Have you not bathed for days? Why do you smell so bad?!"
"Pass! Pass! Pass!"
"Let them through! Let them through!"
The soldiers pinched their noses, their faces full of disgust for Pigsy.
The master and his disciples passed the test so easily.
Chen Yi suppressed a laugh, patted Bajie on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "Bajie, this is all thanks to you."
Pigsy said smugly, "That's right, I won't take a bath for several months from now on."
Chen Yi: ...Hey! That's not what I meant!
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