Remarrying Chun Yuan

Chapter 111 Throwing Feces

Liu Yuechu thought about it. Since they got married, it seemed that he had always been the one taking care of her, while she had never served him.

She smiled and reached for a spoon to scoop porridge for him, but Huajiao was quick and had already scooped a bowl for Yuancuo and placed it directly in front of him.

"Wife, drink your porridge quickly, don't let it get cold, or your stomach will feel uncomfortable." Huajiao couldn't help but make a sarcastic remark, clearly not wanting Yuan Cuo to get his way.

He's already a live-in son-in-law, yet he still expects his master to serve him?!

Looking at the porridge in front of him, Yuan Cuo could only offer a wry smile and say thank you.

Liu Yuechu laughed so hard she almost fell over; she loved seeing him looking like he had something to suffer in silence.

"I will find an opportunity to explain things to the nanny and the maids..." she whispered in Yuan Cuo's ear while Huajiao went out to get something.

“No need,” Yuan Cuo shook his head. “Time will tell.” He still needed to pass the imperial examinations to prove himself. Before, he didn’t care about fame or power because he was living alone. Now that he was married and had a wife, he should be more down-to-earth when necessary.

After finishing his meal, Yuan Cuo went to his study.

Liu Yuechu then summoned Fang Suozi and gave her a few instructions in private. As for what those instructions were, even Fang Suozi's nanny didn't know.

……

That night.

The Yingchun Tower, where Yuwen Chen was spending the night, suddenly caught fire, frightening him so much that he ran out of the tower naked. The Mongol guards he was with were also drunk, and they staggered and could barely stand while protecting him.

The courtesans of Yingchun Tower were also terrified and ran away in a hurry.

As the fire grew larger, the nearby residents had no choice but to join forces with the street officials and people from Yingchun Tower to fight it, and they could occasionally catch a glimpse of the beautiful women.

Yuwen Chen was filled with resentment but had nowhere to vent it, so he could only find a corner to hide in temporarily and wait for the fire to subside before settling scores with the people of Daqi.

Before he could even calculate the bill, a man carrying a bucket of water rushed over.

The guards thought the man was going to put out a fire, but when he passed by, he suddenly picked up the bucket and splashed Yuwen Chen from head to toe, then dropped the bucket and ran away!

A chamber pot full of swill, excrement, and urine splashed all over Yuwen Chen.

"Ugh...Your Highness!"

"It stinks! What is this thing?!"

The guards were shocked and instinctively wanted to help him wipe it. But who could bring themselves to do it, given the stench? Yet, if they didn't, Yuwen Chen's murderous glare was already threatening to kill!

The effects of the alcohol have completely worn off.

The guards could only try to retrieve the water from the people in the fire and wash the filth off Yuwen Chen first.

So bucket after bucket of water was poured over Yuwen Chen's head, with occasional pauses to allow everyone to vomit.

Because someone was stealing water halfway through the journey, the street officials rushed over to check.

Seeing Yuwen Chen's unlucky appearance, they dared not step forward. After all, there was no need to witness the embarrassing incident of their prince. They also felt that he deserved to be retaliated against like this.

The street officials pretended to be blind and rushed back to putting out the fire. But their eyes, which had been fixed on Yuwen Chen, were filled with disdain.

Don't be fooled by the tall and strong appearance of Mongolians; their penises aren't that big.

……

The fire is getting smaller and smaller.

More and more people gathered around Yuwen Chen.

"Your Highness, shall we retreat first?" The current situation is really dire.

Yuwen Chen didn't want to leave, but he had no choice. When had he ever suffered such humiliation?!

"Kill everyone who has seen my disgraceful state, kill them all!"

"If the Great Qi does not give me an explanation, then let us wait for the Mongol Kingdom to go to war with the Great Qi!"

He endured the stench, left behind two sentences, and then hurriedly and sheepishly departed with his men.

Those who were keeping watch quickly left, pinching their noses, as they needed to report what had happened to their masters as soon as possible.

But the eldest prince of the Mongol Kingdom actually appeared at Yingchun Tower. Not only was he kicked out naked after the fire started, but he was also splashed with excrement.

I don't know who did it, but they did a really damn good job!

But the consequences might be unbearable. If the Mongol Empire really goes to war with the Great Qi, things will be absolutely terrible!

At this moment, Qin Muyan also heard her subordinate's report.

He was already seething with anger at Yuwen Chen today, and had nowhere to vent it. When he returned to the prince's residence, Qin Yong followed him back, and for the first time, he unleashed a furious rage without any restraint.

Qin Yongshang could only endure the scolding in silence. Who would have thought that the eldest prince of the Mongol Kingdom would be so arrogant and high-profile?

"Indeed, I was not thorough enough in my work and was tricked by the Mongols." He apologized so much that he almost wore his lips out.

Qin Muyan snorted coldly, "What do we do now? Give me an idea!" He couldn't stand losing face in front of outsiders like this; he had to regain his dignity.

Qin Yongshang then thought of Yuwen Chan, "How about we have a chat with that young prince?"

"Talk my ass!" Qin Muyan sneered. "When Wei Gongming first brought up Yuwen Chan, you disagreed. Now that Yuwen Chen has lost face, you're rushing to find him? Do you think my face is like a shoe sole that I can throw away at will?!"

For the first time, Qin Yongshang felt a cold sweat break out, and he felt even more aggrieved. It was His Highness who rejected Yuwen Chan; he only said it was inappropriate later.

But he dared not argue, saying, "It was my oversight..."

"Your Highness, report!"

The visitor rushed in and told him that Yuwen Chen was in trouble.

Qin Muyan stood up abruptly. "Who did this?!" His face lit up with joy!

"Serves him right! He deserves it!" He was so arrogant, he deserved it!

"Your Highness, you can't be happy! You just had a disagreement with the First Prince today, and this will likely be held against you!" Qin Yongshang immediately realized this.

Qin Muyan's smile froze before it could even bloom. He slowly shifted his gaze to look at him.

Qin Yongshang knelt down on the ground with a "plop"!

"Your Highness knows you shouldn't upset me, but this matter must be carefully considered!"

"You're right, I can't be used as a pawn!" Although Qin Muyan wanted to strangle Qin Yongshang, she knew she should be rational.

"Who do you think did it?"

"There are probably very few people in the Great Qi who have such courage. They either have a grudge against Yuwen Chen or against you..." Qin Yong dared not directly mention the Crown Prince's name.

Qin Muyan naturally thought of it!

"Are you sure it's him?" He was still somewhat hesitant. "Although my brother may want to reap the benefits without lifting a finger, would he choose such a disgusting method?"

He was, after all, the crown prince of the Great Qi, even more hypocritical and arrogant than him.

Throwing excrement at princes of other countries? Even if he could think of it, he wouldn't do it.

"How about I go and investigate?" Qin Yong was eager to redeem himself through meritorious service.

Qin Muyan immediately agreed, "We must keep a low profile and absolutely not alert the enemy!"

"Yes."

Qin Mushuo knew about this news even earlier than Qin Muyan.

He was already kneeling at the entrance of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, earnestly pleading for an imperial decree.

"The eldest prince of the Mongol Kingdom is indeed arrogant and haughty, but my third brother shouldn't have argued so impulsively and made things so embarrassing. If it's really discovered, wouldn't that damage the diplomatic relations between our two countries?"

"If this war really breaks out, it will not only be a waste of manpower and resources, but also cause widespread death and destruction. The vitality that our Great Qi has just recovered will be severely damaged!"

“My third brother’s actions were indeed outrageous. I beg Your Majesty to punish him and immediately prevent this tragedy from happening…”

After he finished speaking, he waited for any movement inside the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

Unfortunately, it was completely silent inside; there wasn't a sound at all.

Qin Mushuo looked at the little eunuch standing at the door and winked at him to go in and take a look.

The young eunuch immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed. How could he dare to disturb His Majesty's rest? If he were to offend the Emperor, he would probably be on his way to the underworld long ago!

Qin Mushuo rolled his eyes at him, but he was quite helpless.

Could it be that Cheng Hai is not here today?

But he was kneeling there, unable to leave, yet his knees ached if he didn't. By the time Emperor Qi Xiao woke up, his legs would already be crippled from kneeling!

Before he could make up his mind.

Suddenly, a young eunuch came in and whispered something in his ear.

Qin Mushuo's eyes widened as he listened. "How is that possible? I didn't do this!"

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