The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 94 Flower Bud Bird
In the clinic,
In a certain clinic room,
A bird dressed as a doctor stood calmly in front of the crew of animals, showing no fear whatsoever.
His entire body was pale green, and his body was translucent, allowing one to clearly see the internal condition of his body, which was like jelly.
"Hello, I am the Flower-Bud Bird, the grandson of Shennong..."
The flower-like bird introduced itself in a gentle voice, arousing curiosity in the hearts of the beasts, and Tianlu even went up to it directly.
"Because her body was transparent and the veins could be seen, she always helped her grandfather... taste herbs and medicines."
As Hua Rui Niao finished speaking, he suddenly felt his body being touched. He looked down and saw Tian Lu poking his body with a curious expression.
"It's transparent, it looks like jelly."
Tianlu curiously poked it again, and looking at the translucent flesh that rippled up and down, he couldn't help but want to try it out.
However, before Tianlu could act, the Flower Bird's face darkened, and it spread its wings and flapped them straight at him.
"Don't touch it!"
"Ugh!"
Tianlu was spun around like a top by a wing, and when he stopped, a bright red wing mark appeared on his face.
"Tianlu!"
Bixie cried out in surprise and rushed over to check.
Tianlu covered his burning, aching cheek, feeling a surge of resentment and looking unhappy.
"Alright, patients, come with me. I'll take a look at you and do a physical exam while I'm at it."
The Flower-Buddha flapped its wings and turned to walk towards the private room. Zhanhu followed behind, but Bixie stayed by Tianlu's side.
"Cough, to ward off evil spirits."
Puss in Boots reminded her a little guiltily, worried that Pi Xie, who was obsessed with his younger brother, might cause some trouble.
Fortunately, although Bixie was a brother-obsessed person, he was reasonable enough not to suddenly attack the beast and eventually followed him into the cubicle.
During the diagnosis and treatment,
The remaining five beasts sat idly on the bench, playing games and chatting as they went.
"Director, when are you going to give me a chance to act? I've almost learned all the acting skills from Tianlu."
Bai Jie casually asked, his claws moving swiftly as he unleashed Lu Ban No. 7's second skill.
The next second, a low-health enemy hero, thousands of miles away, was killed. This wasn't skill; it was all luck.
"It'll be soon. The script includes a scene where Tianlu eats the Happy Mushroom and turns golden. You can go up and try it out. If you can perform your role well, then we'll start."
Puss in Boots took a moment to answer the question amidst her fierce battle with the enemy. She didn't want a repeat of the Totoro incident; it was too distressing.
Therefore, even the big spenders have to do a test shoot first. Of course, the main reason is that Bai Jie has a good temper and won't mind this.
Suddenly,
A kill notification sounded.
Several beasts turned their heads to look and saw Tianlu randomly tapping on his phone screen. A few seconds later, the notification sound of a second kill rang out.
"Phew~ Don't worry, Director, Bai Jie will definitely be fine."
After defeating the enemy in the game, Tianlu breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, patted his chest, and assured Puss in Boots.
Puss in Boots nodded slightly, indicating that he understood.
At this time,
Yue Tian suddenly spoke weakly, interrupting the conversation by pointing at his phone with his paw.
"Hey, you guys stop chatting for a second and check your phones. The other side is accusing us of cheating."
"Hey?"
Bai Jie, Tian Lu, and Puss in Boots were all taken aback. They looked down and saw red characters representing the enemy popping up in the chat box, greeting them warmly.
"If you're so good at having fun, why don't you just fly to the moon?"
"You can even hit a target with a blind throw? Where are your eyes located?!"
"You're having so much fun! Why aren't you in the underworld?"
"What year were you born? Are you all born in the Year of the Dog?"
The sarcastic and sarcastic message from the other party made Tianlu's face turn red with anger. He typed out a string of words with his claws, wanting to curse back, but Baijie stopped him before he could send it.
"Don't post like that, your account will be banned."
Bai Jie pulled away Tianlu's claws and said.
"But he dared to insult us!"
Tianlu's cheeks puffed out, his anger written plainly on his face.
After reading the insults, Bai Jie concluded that the word "dog" must have touched a nerve with Tian Lu, which was why he was so angry.
The camera turns,
Inside a certain apartment building,
A man in his twenties sat in his bedroom, his mouth twitching with anger.
He held his phone in his hand, the word "failure" on the screen particularly glaring.
The man recalled that the two opponents in this game were outrageous. Their long-range skills always hit, they would always encounter enemies when the enemy was low on health, and even when fighting the dragon, the enemy Luban No. 7 managed to steal the monster with a single second skill.
All of this led the man to be certain that his opponent was cheating, or at the very least, had X-ray vision.
"Damn it, I have to report them!"
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He clicked the report button and started editing the message. After typing out a long list of report items, he tapped "send".
After a while...
"Huh? Why isn't there any response?"
The man checked his phone in a daze, and then he realized that the Wi-Fi had been disconnected at some point.
"What's going on?"
The man got up and went out of the bedroom to check, and finally he found that his own power had tripped.
After the power was turned back on, the man took out his phone to continue reporting, but before his finger even touched the screen, a message popped up saying the battery was low.
"Oh, I'm so annoyed!"
Frustrated, the man turned off the notification and went to report the issue again.
The phone vibrated, and before the man's finger even touched the screen, a call came in.
The interface switched, and before he could react, he accidentally poked the hang-up button with his finger.
"beep!"
The phone screen switched back to the game, and the man stood there stunned.
"That number, that contact name... Holy crap, it's my dad!"
The man was shocked and quickly turned off the game to call back.
"Hey, Dad."
"No, no, I didn't mean to hang up on you. I was just done for."
"Oh right, I accidentally slipped my hand."
"Hey, hey, don't be angry. I didn't mean to fool you."
After receiving a good scolding from his father, the man put down his phone wearily. He opened the game and stared at the report button, a hint of hesitation on his face.
The man realized that if he dared to click the report button, he would immediately face an unexpected crisis. So the question was, should he click it or not?
"Damn it, whatever, I refuse to believe I can't report you!"
With a hardened heart, the man pointed his finger again, and unsurprisingly, the unexpected happened.
In the blink of an eye, the phone screen changed again, showing another incoming call notification. The man watched helplessly as his finger touched the hang-up button once more.
at the same time,
In a certain rural area,
The man's father, who had been scolding his superiors for forgetting to mention the important matter, was stunned. As he listened to the dial tone on his phone, his expression instantly turned to anger.
"That bastard dared to hang up on me!!"
The camera returns to Bai Jie's side.
By this time, Bixie and Zhanhu had finished their treatment, and their wounds had been treated and bandaged. According to Huaruiniao, with the constitution of divine beasts, these injuries would heal in no time, as long as they were prevented from fighting again.
Everything is over.
The crew drove back to Caiyun Mountain.
Stepping into the house, Tianlu yawned and asked.
"Hey, what are we having for dinner tonight?"
Bixie froze at the doorway. He looked up and stared silently at Tianlu. A gentle breeze swept by, and the meaning in his eyes was clear: I'm already like this, and you still want me to cook?
"What's wrong, Pi Xie? Come in."
Tianlu turned around and looked at Bixie strangely, completely unaware of the deeper meaning in his eyes.
Faced with Tianlu, who had zero emotional intelligence, Bixie helplessly walked into the house and explained.
"Tianlu, it's inconvenient for me to cook like this."
"what?"
Tianlu was stunned before he finally understood the meaning of "warding off evil."
"What should we do then? Bai Jie, can you cook?"
Upon hearing this, Bai Jie shook his head without hesitation.
"I don't know how, I've never done it before..." He paused for a moment before continuing, "But we can order takeout."
"Right."
Tianlu agreed wholeheartedly and took out his phone to start researching what to eat that night, which made Bixie cover his face in disbelief.
"What will you do without me?"
Feifei opened her mouth, wanting to say that she could cook, but seeing that she had already ordered takeout, she kept quiet. After all, who would want to work if they could slack off?
After ordering takeout, Bai Jie was bored and started playing games again. He opened Honor of Kings and noticed a red dot on his mail icon. Bai Jie clicked on it and saw that it was an email from a player.
"Please, God of Luck, have mercy! I promise I'll never report you again! Also, could you help me rank up?"
After reading the contents, Bai Jie was dumbfounded. He read it twice more, completely confused, and finally managed to stammer out a sentence.
Who is this?
The perspective shifts to Caiyun Village.
In the old goat's house, apart from the Pixiu family, all the other participants in the Battle Tiger incident sat around the table, while the Battle Tiger itself remained in the yard because of its enormous size.
Sunlight streamed in through the window, illuminating the slightly worn furniture.
"Dong dong dong..."
The old goat gently tapped the ground with his cane and spoke hesitantly.
"Letting that tiger stay isn't out of the question, but I'm afraid he'll cause trouble."
When Zhanhu was still at the clinic, Xiaohang had discussed this matter with Old Goat. At first, he had no objection, but after learning about Zhanhu's actions, he couldn't help but hesitate. In the end, Old Goat decided to wait for me to come and see before making a decision.
"I think it's alright, they're not that hard to manage."
Rabbit God rested his chin on his hand, looking thoughtful.
Because of Zhanhu's matter, he and the Four-Faced Beast did not leave immediately but instead took a stroll around Caiyun Village. Now that Zhanhu has returned, he was naturally called over to keep order.
Yue Tian glanced at Rabbit Lord, and couldn't help but mutter under his breath as he recalled the great battle between Bixie and Zhanhu.
"It's easy for you to talk when you're not the one suffering. Didn't you see what happened to the mountain after the boss fought with him?"
"Kids, don't talk nonsense, be polite!"
The old goat struck Yue Tian on the head with his cane without any mercy.
"Ouch! Old man, you..."
Yue Tian glared at the spot where he had been hit, but after staring at the old goat for two seconds, he sheepishly looked away and obediently sat down: "Pah! You wait, old man, I'll put glue on your cane later!"
Seeing that Yue Tian had calmed down, the old goat stroked his beard and was in a great mood: I've finally managed to tame this kid.
With a sense of relief, the old goat slammed his cane on the ground and said.
"How about this, let the tiger stay in the village for a few days. If it doesn't cause any trouble, it can stay."
"Of course, thank you, village chief."
Puss in Boots readily agreed upon hearing this. She had been wondering how to persuade him, but unexpectedly, it worked out right away.
With the matter settled, everyone present, except for Yue Tian who had just been hit on the cane, was in a pretty good mood: this mess was finally over.
However, at that moment, a sharp sound of fingernails scratching wood suddenly rang out from outside the door, making the beasts inside feel a pang of irritation.
"What's that noise?"
An ominous premonition rose in the old goat's heart.
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