The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".

Chapter 79 Scored 2 Degrees

"I feel like I've heard this voice somewhere before, but I can't quite place it. I'm not sure." Tianlu scratched his head, racking his brains, but after thinking for a long time, he still couldn't match the voice with a certain memory.

Bai Jie glanced at Tian Lu, his tone tinged with helplessness: "What are you thinking about? Just go and see for yourself, it's on the way anyway."

"Oh, right!" Tianlu punched his claws, suddenly realizing something, looking rather dim-witted.

Bixie used his memory to locate the direction from which the sound came. After roughly determining the location, he turned around and asked, "Shall we go take a look over there?"

"Of course we have to go see it!" Tianlu waved his paw, revealing a bit of the domineering aura of a mountain king: "This whole area is my territory. Anyone who dares to cause trouble on my turf will be taught a lesson."

"Let's go then." Ignoring Tianlu's next words, Bixie decided to go and run after confirming that he was going to take a look. This sudden movement almost made Tianlu, who was still dancing around, fall off his back.

"Hey! Pixie, slow down!" Tianlu shouted instinctively, then hurriedly grabbed Pixie's fur to steady himself.

Seeing that the three Pixiu had already made their decision, Fei Fei didn't offer any opinions. He left behind the words, "Remember to call me if there's any excitement to watch," and then buried his face back into the fur of the Pixiu.

Upon seeing this scene, Bai Jie's first reaction was to complain, but he swallowed the words back: "Thinking about it carefully, I don't think I'm qualified to talk about Fei Fei. After all, I was just like this when I first met Tianlu Bixie."

In the dense mountain forest, Tao Tao and Xu Dashan rolled and twisted on the ground, like a wrestling and sumo match.

"With her strong arms, Tao Tao kept knocking Xu Dashan to the ground in an attempt to subdue him!"

However, our contestant Xu Dashan is no pushover! Taking advantage of his large size and thick skin, he charged wildly among the trees, forcing contestant Tao Tao to constantly change positions to avoid being knocked into a tree!

The competition between the two beasts is getting increasingly fierce! Peach is clearly gaining the upper hand now!

Ah! Look! Xu Hengji, a spectator in the audience, is getting anxious! He's getting anxious! He's starting to shout, he's starting to cheer for his father!

Xu Dashan was clearly encouraged! He stood up! Well, he fell again, but it's okay! His passion is burning! His bond with Xu Hengji is shining! We must believe in him; he will definitely live up to his son's expectations and make a comeback!

"What are you doing!" Bai Jie slapped Fei Fei on the head, silencing her.

Feifei, who had been explaining the battle, was slapped so hard that her head tilted to the side. She smoothed her messy hair and said in a strange tone, "I just couldn't help it. After all, this is a muscular brute and a beast."

Hearing this, Bai Jie felt a chill run down his spine. He raised his paw and smacked Fei Fei again: "What time is it and you're still thinking about these things? Didn't you see Xu Dashan rolling his eyes? And you're still giving this explanation?!"

"What does this have to do with me?" Fei Fei covered her head where she had been hit, her face full of confusion: "Isn't fighting your two older brothers' job?"

Upon hearing this, Tianlu and Bixie, who were stunned by the scene before them, froze, their faces showing embarrassment.

"Woof woof, woof woof woof woof!" Xu Hengji howled in despair. He had been barking for ages, but the three Pixiu just wouldn't budge.

Just as Xu Hengji was feeling gloomy and sensed that his father was about to die, the blue Pixiu finally moved.

Tianlu leaped off Bixie's back, transformed back into his original form, and swiftly charged towards the two beasts of Jiaoli.

"You bastard, stop! Let him go!" Tianlu roared, biting down on Tao Tao.

A scream of pain escaped Tao Tao's lips. He instinctively released Xu Dashan and reached behind him.

A large hand reached out, but Tianlu swung his head and flung Taotao away before she could grab him.

A red figure with a pair of human arms flew out, spinning in mid-air. Just before landing, he braced himself with his hands to avoid becoming a rolling gourd.

"What are you doing! Trying to steal the prey that Grandpa worked so hard to hunt!" Tao Tao, having regained his footing, was furious. He was completely enraged and stared at Tian Lu with a fierce look in his eyes. Judging from his posture, he was ready to fight at the slightest provocation.

Faced with Tao Tao now, Tian Lu couldn't help but take two steps back in fear. He forced a fierce expression on his face, but it looked more like a show of bravado than substance.

"You look disgusting! I'm warning you to stay away from me, or don't blame me for being impolite!" Despite his harsh words, Tianlu felt a chill in his heart. He really didn't want to fight with Tao Tao like this; the potential for harm was secondary, but the insult was extremely strong.

"Hahahaha! Seeing my solid muscles, are you scared, Pixiu?" Tao Tao laughed wildly when he realized that Tianlu was afraid of him. He did all sorts of bodybuilding moves and showed off his proud muscles.

Tianlu couldn't hold back any longer. His expression gradually turned to terror, and he stumbled backward, even his tone becoming somewhat panicked: "How disgusting! Get the hell out of my way!"

Seeing Tianlu's terrified expression, Tao Tao became even more excited. He pushed off the ground with both hands and lunged forward, shouting, "Grandpa, I am the embodiment of beauty and strength! Take this! I'll force you to do the impossible!"

"Don't touch me, waaaaaaah!" Amid Tianlu's wails, Taotao pounced on him.

The other beasts watching from the sidelines stared wide-eyed as the two beasts tumbled and wrestled on the ground.

"Is this something a child should watch?" Bai Jie's expression was blank, and his tone was unfocused, as if he had been bewitched.

Feifei was watching the show with great interest when she heard Baijie's question and casually replied, "Then don't watch it."

Bai Jie snapped out of his daze and immediately said decisively, "No, you have to watch it! I didn't say I wouldn't watch it."

The conversation between the two beasts on his back did not affect Bixie. He silently watched Tianlu and Taotao wrestling. If he wasn't afraid that the two beasts on his back would ask him why he didn't help, he would have liked to express his opinion.

"Drink up! Take this! Peach Peach slam!" Peach shouted the name of the move in a cringeworthy way, and suddenly picked up Tianlu, who had been slammed down, and slammed him hard to the ground.

The dull thud of flesh hitting the ground rang out, and Tianlu cried out in pain, almost instinctively biting Tao Tao's arm.

The intense pain made Tao Tao gasp sharply. He gritted his teeth, his eyes seemingly burning with fire: "You forced me to this! Watch my combo!"

Tao Tao unleashed a fierce attack on Tian Lu with both arms, each move delivered with imposing force as he announced its name: "Black Tiger Strikes the Heart! (Heavy punch to the chest), Mount Tai Presses Down! (Presses down and locks the throat), Venomous Snake Strikes! (Pokes the eyes), Death Roll! (Literal meaning), Monkey Steals Peaches! (This one cannot be said, please use your imagination)."

With a "poof," the spectators Bai Jie and Fei Fei burst out laughing upon hearing this string of move names. Even Bi Xie, who was being ridden by them, was not spared; his lips twitched uncontrollably, completely stunned by the shock.

The next second, Bai Jie's burning吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or sarcastic remarks) spirit finally couldn't be contained. He propped himself up on the back of Bi Xie with his two front paws, his tone full of "Holy crap!" and shock: "You are the legendary Taotie Afu! Or Black Tiger Tao Tao? Are you using your ultimate move as a basic attack or your basic attack as your ultimate move? And is that monkey stealing peaches for real?!"

Listening to Bai Jie's crazy rant beside her, Fei Fei reflexively asked the last question: "By the way, do you Pixiu have that thing?"

Bai Jie was speechless after hearing this: I suddenly really want to kick this cat off the platform, what should I do?

After a while of fighting, Tianlu and Taotao got tired and stopped. They got up, looking quite miserable, but in reality, these were just superficial injuries for a divine beast.

"You didn't see anything, and even if you did, forget it! Forget it!" Tianlu's face was full of anger and embarrassment. He roared at the few beasts watching in an unfriendly tone, and then gagged twice, obviously still feeling nauseous.

Before the other beasts could speak, Tao Tao, who had heard Tian Lu gagging, immediately objected: "What are you gagging for! If I punch you with my fist that's as big as a clay pot, you'll die, you know that?!"

Ignoring Tao Tao's shouts, Tian Lu stared intently at his two provocative brothers, Fei Fei, and Xu Xu's whimpering. He raised his voice a few octaves and asked again, "Have you forgotten?!"

“I can’t forget it.” Bai Jie paused here, raised his paw to cover his head, and continued in a distant voice, “It’s etched into my brain.”

Tianlu felt a lump in his throat, a knot of resentment stuck there. Before he could recover, Feifei delivered a vicious blow to his heart.

“It’s not just etched into my brain, I also recorded it.” Fei Fei shook the phone she had somehow produced.

Tianlu's defenses were instantly breached. He stomped his front paw on the ground and roared excitedly, "Delete it for me!?"

"No!" Feifei darted behind Baijie, placing her paws on Baijie's shoulders and peeking out with a pitiful look. "Baijie~ I'm so scared~ Please protect me~ I'll send you a video later~"

Bai Jie's hair stood on end. He shivered and muttered to himself, "Why does this cat suddenly smell like a green tea b*tch?" But then again, Tianlu's dark history... what if he's tempted?

Upon seeing Bai Jie's expression, Tian Lu instantly guessed what he was thinking. A surge of intense grief and indignation rose in his heart, and Tian Lu cried out in despair, "No! Bai Jie, you can't protect her!"

"Ahem, well... Xu Dashan is still dizzy, let's call the director first?" Seeing that things were getting out of hand, Bixie quickly came out to change the subject.

Caught between Tianlu and Feifei in a somewhat awkward position, Baijie was secretly delighted. He immediately took advantage of the way out provided by Bixie and said, "I'll call the director right now." As soon as he finished speaking, Baijie quickly took out his phone and started dialing.

Seeing that his younger brother had gone to do serious business, Tianlu pouted and stopped making a fuss.

After two beeps, the call was answered, and Puss in Boots' puzzled voice came through the phone: "Hey, Bai Jie, what's up?"

“Xu Dashan and Xu Hengji are with us.” Bai Jie felt something was off when he said this. He thought back and remembered that he seemed to have said the same thing a couple of days ago.

There was silence on the other end of the phone. Before Puss in Boots could speak, Bai Jie interrupted, saying, "If you dare mention ransom to me, I'll get angry with you!"

"Cough cough cough cough cough cough!" A series of dry coughs came from the other end of the phone, followed by Puss in Boots' awkward words: "How could that be? How could a beast like you kidnap Xu Dashan, right?"

On the other end of the phone, Puss in Boots wiped the cold sweat from her brow. She had really wanted to ask how much the ransom was, but thankfully she hadn't had a chance to ask.

"So what exactly happened on your end?" After a couple of seconds of relief, Puss in Boots became serious and asked about the situation.

After organizing his thoughts, Bai Jie briefly recounted what had happened on his side.

After hearing the details of the incident, Boots thought for a moment and then made a judgment: "Xu Dashan shall be compensated, and the compensation shall be deducted from Tao Tao's salary."

"No~!" Because Bai Jie was on speakerphone, Tao Tao also heard Puss in Boots' words. He let out a wail and reached out to grab the little money that was leaving him.

"Hahahaha, you deserve it!" Tianlu laughed gleefully upon seeing this, and his frustration immediately lessened considerably.

On the other end of the phone, Puss in Boots glanced at the stack of concert tickets beside her paws. She interrupted Tianlu, who was about to mock Tao Tao, and urged, "Hurry up and come over. Don't delay the filming schedule. Besides, I have some crew perks to give out. If you're late, they'll all be gone."

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