The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".

Chapter 74 Pornography? Kidnapping? Ransom? No! No!

Ever since Tao Tao came, Bai Jie has been struggling with the question of how Taotie conceived the child for a long time.

Later, when Bai Jie asked Tao Tao, she wouldn't tell him either. She just gave him a "I won't tell you, I'll make you angry" look, which made Bai Jie very depressed.

Finally, feeling extremely uneasy, Bai Jie simply hugged Tianlu Bixie and inhaled deeply: "Hmm, I feel much better now."

In the home of the three Pixiu, Feifei, who had just woken up, stretched vigorously in the doghouse. After stretching her body, she yawned and looked at the clock. "Ah~ it's almost dinnertime. I wonder what Pixiu will do today."

Muttering to herself, Feifei crawled out of the doghouse. As a night owl, she had stayed up until the early hours of the morning last night. The only reason she was up at this hour was because of the temptation of food. After all, those three Pixiu wouldn't wait for her to eat together.

After wandering around the house unsteadily, Feifei found that Tianlu and Bixie were not home. However, she could hear the clicking of a mouse coming from the bedroom. It seemed that only she and Baijie liked to use the computer at home.

"They've probably gone hunting again." Thinking this, Feifei decided to tease Baijie while Tianlu and Bixie were away. She went to the bedroom door, raised her paw, and pushed the door open: "What are you doing, wife?"

Bai Jie, who was intently staring at his computer, was so startled by the word "wife" that he almost dropped his mouse. He turned around in a panic: "Don't shout like that! Who's your wife?!"

While shouting this, Bai Jie's gaze wasn't on Fei Fei but wandered around, as if he wasn't talking to her at all.

"It's okay, honey, I checked, your brother isn't home." Feifei walked into the bedroom with a mischievous smile on her face.

Hearing this, Bai Jie breathed a sigh of relief: "Phew, it's good that he's not here."

Feifei moved closer to Baijie and looked at the computer: "What are you looking at, wife?"

The computer screen was filled with dense text, which, upon closer inspection, was clearly information about the Taotie.

"Wife, why are you still so serious about this? Do you really want to know how the Taotie reproduced?" Fei Fei pulled Bai Jie into her arms, her tone slightly ambiguous.

Bai Jie struggled a couple of times and said indignantly, "I just want to know how Taotie's son came to be. How did your words change the whole story?"

"What's there to be shy about? You just want to know how Taotie reproduces, and I also want to know how Pixiu lay eggs." Fei Fei chuckled mischievously as she rubbed Bai Jie, inwardly marveling at how nice it felt.

Bai Jie pulled Fei Fei's paws away, her voice filled with embarrassment and anger: "Don't think I didn't understand what you meant. I'm only ten years old. If you keep doing this, I'll report you!"

“How can this be considered indecent assault?” Fei Fei said with a serious face. “I was just doing my job to relieve your worries.”

While speaking with righteous indignation, Fei Fei activated her innate ability to relieve worries. Bai Jie, who was being held in her arms, stiffened, and her psychological resistance inexplicably lessened.

"It feels so good, snuggling up with Fei Fei is so enjoyable, I don't want to resist anymore, maybe I should just let her do whatever she wants... Oh no, what am I thinking? She's bullying me!"

Bai Jie's expression shifted back and forth, sometimes enjoying it, sometimes struggling. His mind was in turmoil, and his body was frozen, unsure of what to do.

Looking at the bewildered Bai Jie, Fei Fei squinted and revealed a wicked smile. She stretched out her claws and gently clung to Bai Jie's body. Her claws moved slightly, gradually moving faster and faster.

Bai Jie involuntarily squinted his eyes, letting out a comfortable humming sound from his nose, "Hoo-hoo~ hoo-hoo~ (No!)" He suddenly widened his eyes: Why am I making that sound? Hoo-hoo~ No! Hoo-hoo~ Okay, okay... No~ Hoo-hoo~ hoo-hoo~

Seeing that Bai Jie's resistance was getting weaker and weaker, Fei Fei's actions became bolder and bolder. She buried her face in Bai Jie's fur and began to rub and scratch it with her paws.

After a while, Bai Jie collapsed on the bed with a dazed look in his eyes. His face was still flushed, his body hair was messy and covered with drool, and he looked like he had been played with and ruined.

Feifei sat on the edge of the bed, feeling refreshed. She didn't know what Bai Jie was thinking, but she was definitely enjoying herself.

Looking back at Bai Jie on the bed, Fei Fei said solemnly, "I will take responsibility!"

Bai Jie, who had just recovered from his shock, was stunned by these words. He shouted in embarrassment and anger, "I don't need you to take responsibility! All you do is bully me all day long. If you're so capable, go after the Tianlu Bixie!"

Bai Jie's roar was filled with grief and indignation. He felt ashamed of his performance and was now quite angry.

Feifei turned her head away guiltily in front of Baijie. Did you think she didn't want to? It's just that Tianlu's evil-repelling cultivation is higher than hers, and her ability to relieve worries can't completely eliminate their resistance. Besides, those two don't have the same temper as Baijie, who can just yell a couple of times when bullied. Those two are really capable of taking action.

After Feifei felt uneasy and temporarily shut up, a brief silence fell between the two beasts. However, before either of them could speak, a loud shout suddenly came from outside the window: "Baijie, Feifei, come out quickly! We've caught a big one!"

Upon hearing the shout, Bai Jie was first taken aback, then suddenly panicked: "It's Tianlu's voice! They're back!"

Bai Jie hurriedly tidied up his fur, not wanting Tianlu Bixie to see him like this.

"Hehe, honey, let me help you." Fei Fei shamelessly stepped forward to help, as if she wasn't the one who caused this situation.

Although he suspected that Feifei was trying to take advantage of the situation, Baijie ignored her in order to get things sorted out quickly.

"Why isn't anyone home? Bai Jie! Fei Fei! Are you guys home?!"

Tianlu's voice came from outside the window again. Baijie, who had quickly combed his hair, hurriedly replied, "I'm here, I'll be right out!" After saying that, he jumped off the bed and ran to the door, with Feifei following behind.

Running out of the house, Bai Jie saw the big guy that Tian Lu had mentioned. He saw a wild boar that had fainted being carried on the back of Bi Xie, who had turned back to his original form. It was covered in brown bristles, had feet shaped like chicken claws, and two tusks protruding from its lower lip. Looking at this, Bai Jie's expression gradually became a little strange.

"How about Bai Jie? This pig that Bi Xie and I caught together is fat, isn't it!" Tian Lu's face was full of pride, and his tone was full of boasting, as if he was saying, "Praise me, praise me."

Looking at Tianlu's expectant eyes, Baijie hesitated before speaking, "It is indeed very fat, but I feel like I've seen this pig before."

Upon hearing this, Tianlu waved his paw dismissively: "Baijie must have seen it by chance in the mountains. Never mind that, I'm hungry..." As he spoke, he looked at Bixie with piercing eyes: "How do you eat this pig, Bixie?"

With a loud thud, the wild boar was thrown to the ground by the evil spirit. Its massive body crashed into the ground, and a package fell out of its fur.

"Let's make a whole roasted pig. I'll prepare it first." Bixie said, stepping forward and pressing down on the pig's head with one paw while raising the other paw to strike.

At the same time, Bai Jie picked up the package that had fallen from the wild boar with a puzzled look. He opened it out of curiosity, and after seeing what was inside, Bai Jie's pupils shrank and he blurted out: "Spare the beast with your Evil-Repelling Claw!"

The swooping claws suddenly stopped, the tips less than three inches from the wild boar's throat. Had Bai Jie stopped them even a fraction later, the boar would have died under the evil claws.

"Phew~ thank goodness I'm not dead." Bai Jie wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and felt a surge of relief.

Bixie retracted its claws and looked at Baijie suspiciously, asking, "What's wrong?"

Bai Jie glanced at the contents of the package again and saw an ID card with only a small corner sticking out from among the various items, revealing the name Xu Dashan.

“Bixie, this guy must be looking for Puss in Boots.” Bai Jie’s expression was complicated. He really didn’t expect that Tianlu Bixie could bring back a cameo actor while going out hunting. Fortunately, he stopped him in time and didn’t actually turn him into a whole roasted pig.

"How did Bai Jie know he was going to see the director?" Tian Lu tilted his head in confusion, his expression still showing some reluctance and a desire to eat the whole roasted pig.

Bai Jie took out his phone, dialed a number, and answered decisively, "Because I've read the script."

Tianlu looked bewildered, his mind filled with questions: Script? What script? What does "Bai Jie" mean? Does it mean the script mentions a new character? But I didn't see it.

One question after another popped into his mind, and as soon as one was answered, another popped up. Tianlu wanted to ask directly, but at this moment Baijie had already called Puss in Boots.

After two beeps, the call connected, and Puss in Boots' voice came from the other end: "Hey, Bai Jie? I was just about to eat, what's up?"

Without any formalities, Bai Jie went straight to the point and said, "Xu Dashan is with us."

After a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, Bai Jie heard Puss in Boots cautiously ask, "Um... how much is the ransom?"

"Huh? Huh?!" This completely stunned Bai Jie. He paused for two seconds before reacting and shouting, "What ransom? It's not about ransom!"

"Oh, okay, okay, it's not a ransom, it's not a ransom, don't get excited, don't get excited." Puss in Boots was startled by the shout and quickly comforted her. Even through the phone, you could almost see her tense expression.

Bai Jie took a breath and calmed his voice before continuing, "Here's what happened: Tianlu Bixie went out hunting, and somehow they captured Xu Dashan and were planning to roast him into a whole pig..."

Hearing this, Puss in Boots panicked and hurriedly interrupted, "Hey, don't kill him! Let's talk this out, I'll pay the ransom!"

Bai Jie nearly choked on his words, and roared angrily, "I already said it's not about the ransom! Let me finish!"

"Pfft!"

Laughter suddenly came from beside him. Bai Jie turned his head and saw Tian Lu and Fei Fei covering their mouths tightly, while Bi Xie turned his head away and could not see their faces.

"Stop pretending, I know you're all laughing." Bai Jie said with a dark face, directly exposing them. He felt that these three guys were better off not pretending at all.

Upon hearing Bai Jie's explanation, Tianlu and Feifei stopped holding back and burst into laughter, clutching their stomachs. Bixie, on the other hand, was much more reserved, turning his back to laugh, though occasional snickers could still be heard.

"Uh...did I make a mistake?" Puss in Boots blinked blankly as he listened to the laughter coming from the other end of the phone.

Bai Jie looked up at the sky in frustration: Why does making a phone call sound like a comedy sketch?

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