The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 41 Moonlit Sky
"Alright, that's enough chatting. I need to go report to Director Puss in Boots first." September waved to the three Pixiu, and then suddenly remembered something. "Oh right, this is for you."
In September, she took something out of her bag and threw it at Tianlu.
With a snap, Tianlu caught it reflexively, turned it over, and saw that it was a bottle of perfume.
"Here, take this. Go get rid of the smell quickly, or I won't be able to masturbate." As soon as she finished speaking, September turned around and slipped away, as if she had anticipated that Tianlu would get angry the next second.
"Stop right there! Come back here and explain yourself! Why is it a dog odor-removing perfume?! I've told you so many times, I'm not a dog!" Tianlu's roar came from behind.
As September transformed back into her original form and fled at top speed, she turned back and shouted, "There aren't any other perfumes on the market that suit us, so you'll just have to make do with this one."
"Ugh! I'm so angry!" Tianlu stomped his foot angrily as he watched Jiuyue run away.
"Pfft, Tianlu, don't be angry. She meant well." Baijie said, barely suppressing the urge to burst out laughing.
"Hmph! Bai Jie, you're still laughing even now!" Tian Lu angrily turned his head away.
"Okay, okay, I won't laugh anymore," Bai Jie said, suppressing her laughter.
"Hmph!" Tianlu snorted again, still ignoring Baijie.
Bai Jie wanted to go up and pat his older brother to comfort him, but after taking only two steps, he was forced back by a foul smell.
"Ugh, Bai Jie still dislikes me after all." Tian Lu felt even more aggrieved when he caught a glimpse of Bai Jie's actions out of the corner of his eye.
"Hey Baijie, can you please stop messing with Tianlu?" Bixie rubbed his head, feeling a headache coming on. Although he was very experienced in comforting Tianlu, he couldn't handle Baijie's antics.
"Um... I didn't do anything, and it's not entirely my fault, is it?" Bai Jie shrank back guiltily: Why did Tianlu turn out like this? Because I thought he smelled bad. Why did I think Tianlu smelled bad? Because of Huang Jiu's farts. Yes, that's right, how can this be my fault? It's clearly all Huang Jiu's fault!
Thinking of this, Bai Jie suddenly felt less guilty and stopped shrinking back. He even wanted to say a few more words, but after glancing at Tian Lu, he silently shut his mouth: It's better not to provoke Tian Lu. What if he makes her cry?
"Tianlu, stop being stubborn. Our most urgent task is to find a place to take a bath right away," said Bixie, touching Tianlu.
(What? A foul smell? This means my nose is completely numb.)
After being afflicted with the talisman, Tianlu seemed to be in a much better mood. He pouted and said, "Alright, where are we going to take a bath?"
“Speaking of taking a bath, I know a good place. Want to go together?” Yue Tian said, seemingly appearing out of nowhere.
"Hey!" Bai Jie was taken aback. "You just got beaten up by Bi Xie, and now you're being so kind? (skeptical JPG)"
"So what..." Yue Tian said nonchalantly, "We used to fight all the time. After a fight, we would help each other to the village doctor's house. That's how I got so many followers."
"Uh..." Bai Jie was speechless for a moment before speaking: "So you've built friendships through fighting, huh? Then how did you become the leader? You don't seem to be the best fighter."
"Hmph, who says being the boss means you have to be the best fighter?" Yue Tian said, hands on his hips, looking smug.
"So how exactly did you become the boss?"
"Ahem, well... because every time I cause trouble, I can always find a way to make up for it, so that everyone gets away with a lot less beatings."
Bai Jie Silence: Wow, that's a really down-to-earth reason!
"But I'm not the boss anymore."
"Huh?" Bai Jie looked at Yue Tian with suspicion.
“From now on, our leader will be Bixie.” Yue Tian eagerly moved closer to Bixie.
"Huh?" x3, the three Pixiu brothers were all dumbfounded at the same time.
"Wait, how did Bixie become the boss?!" Baijie grabbed Yuetian and asked.
"Because he's good at fighting, and he's also a Pixiu. Just think, our future leader will be a Pixiu, how impressive would that be?" Yue Tian replied matter-of-factly.
Bai Jie's lips twitched: Okay, that makes a lot of sense.
"Then, Bixie is the boss, what am I?" Baijie pointed to himself.
"That depends on your relationship with Boss Bixie." Yue Tian changed the form of address very smoothly, without asking Bixie's opinion at all.
“We are brothers, and I am the youngest,” Bai Jie replied, curious to see what tricks this wolf could pull for him.
"Hmm..." Yue Tian pondered for two seconds, then had a sudden inspiration. "The Third Master is good."
"Pfft!" Tianlu couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
Bai Jie rolled his eyes: Another guy who's been poisoned by the internet.
"Um... I don't think I've agreed to be your leader yet, have I?" Bixie said quietly, puzzled: he hadn't even said anything yet, how come they were already discussing the way his two younger brothers should address each other?
"Hey, Bixie, just agree to their request. I think it'll be fun." Baijie thought Yuetian was a good beast and decided to help him out.
“Yeah, yeah, and you don’t even need to do anything, just lend your name.” Yue Tian didn’t miss such a good opportunity and shamelessly flattered her.
"Um... well... okay." Since Bai Jie has said so, what can Bi Xie do but agree?
"Hehehehehehehe..." Yue Tian couldn't help but chuckle foolishly. In his mind, he had already conjured up a 100,000-word melodramatic novel titled: "After Learning from the Pixiu for Ten Years, I, the Wolf King, Return."
"This wolf... is it stupid?" Bai Jie muttered to himself as he looked at Yue Tian, who was inexplicably grinning like an idiot.
"Hey! Stop laughing, where's the bathhouse? Take us there quickly!" Tianlu urged Yuetian. After being disliked by Baijie twice in a row, he was now eager to get himself clean.
"Huh? Oh, oh, oh! I'll lead the way right away, you wait a moment." Yue Tian came to his senses and hurriedly turned around to call to the group of beasts still lying on the ground: "Everyone, get up quickly, the second leader has ordered that we need to take a bath."
As soon as Yue Tian shouted, the beasts that were lying on the ground scrambled to their feet. Their movements were so swift that they didn't look like they had just been beaten.
"What...what's going on?!" Bai Jie stared blankly at the group of guys who had suddenly become lively and energetic.
"Playing dead is an essential skill for group fights. If you find yourself losing, just lie down and pretend to be dead. After all, we don't have the habit of finishing off enemies," Yue Tian explained considerately.
"Then what happened to them?" Bai Jie pointed to the group of beasts still lying on the ground.
"Uh...it seems they really were knocked unconscious." Yue Tian also looked at the group of guys lying on the ground, then turned to the beasts who had already stood up and shouted, "Everyone, help me out. Shake those who can wake them up, and carry those who can't. Don't keep the new boss waiting."
"Okay, Brother Yue!" The beasts responded readily and then stepped forward to shake the beasts on the ground awake. Those that couldn't be shaken awake were carried by some of the stronger beasts.
"Seriously, are you all just jumping on the bandwagon like this?" Bai Jie complained. These guys used to call Yue Tian "boss," but now they're calling him "brother Yue."
"Ahem, don't worry about the details." Yue Tian felt a bit embarrassed. He hadn't expected his former underlings to change their tune so quickly.
After a short while, once the beasts were awakened and lifted up, Yue Tian took the lead and set off.
A large group of beasts left Caiyun Village and plunged into the nearby mountains.
"So, where are we going?" Bai Jie couldn't resist asking, poking his head out from on Totoro's back during the journey.
“There’s a small river near the village, let’s go there to bathe,” Yue Tian replied as they walked.
Bai Jie looked around and found that the path he and the beasts were on was unusually flat, unlike a normal mountain path that was rugged and difficult to traverse.
The bushes and other plants along the path had been cleared to the sides, and the places they had walked on showed signs of being trampled over the years, clearly indicating that this was a path frequently used by animals.
"You guys probably used to get yourselves all dirty and then go to that little river to bathe, right?" Bai Jie teased.
"Um... well... I'm just afraid of getting beaten up when I get home," Yue Tian said somewhat guiltily.
Bai Jie glanced at the other beasts and noticed that they also had guilty expressions, indicating that they had been beaten up quite a few times for this kind of thing before.
Bai Jie suddenly felt that Tianlu Bixie was really too good to him. He had never beaten him up. On the contrary, Tianlu was often the one being beaten up by him.
The camera then shifts to the back of the procession, where the beasts have scattered to create a circular open space. Right in the center of this open space is the Tianlu Bixie.
"Bai Jie doesn't want me anymore." Tianlu looked up at Bai Jie on the back of the Totoro, and a wave of depression washed over him. He regretted it, he regretted it so much: Why did he chase after that skunk! Why!
"Don't be upset, Tianlu. You'll be fine once you've washed yourself clean," Bixie said, stepping forward to comfort Tianlu.
"Ugh, Bixie~" Tianlu turned his head in grievance, but to his dismay, he didn't see Bixie's face. Instead, that hateful towel immediately came into his view, and Tianlu's mood instantly plummeted.
"Uh..." Bixie suddenly didn't know how to continue comforting: "We can't just take off the towel, can we? If we do, I can't stand the smell."
Looking at the bewildered Bixie beside him, Tianlu then fixed his gaze on Huang Jiu in front of him: It's all because of this bastard! If it weren't for him, Baijie and Bixie wouldn't have disliked me! And these guys too!
Tianlu glanced at the group of beasts around him who were avoiding him, and his teeth clenched even more in anger.
"No, I have to find a chance to eat this guy up!" Tianlu stared at Huang Jiu, thinking viciously.
Huang Jiu, who was walking ahead, suddenly shivered. He felt as if he was being watched by some terrifying beast.
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