The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 37 Tianlu's Shame
"Meow! Meow! Meow!" The little cat hugged Bai Jie's hind legs and cried its eyes out.
"Get off me, I'm not going to bother you anymore. Stop crying, you've gotten your fur all dirty!" Bai Jie pushed the little cat's face away in disgust.
"Meow~ Meow~ Meow~!" The little cat still clung to Bai Jie and refused to let go, its terrified eyes constantly glancing at the jar next to Bai Jie's paws, as if afraid that if it let go, it would be trapped inside and tortured again.
With a bang, Bai Jie swung its claw and knocked the jar aside, then said helplessly, "Is that alright now? Let go of my claw, it smells awful."
Seeing the jar roll to one side, the little cat's body went limp and it collapsed to the ground.
"Little brother, are you alright?!" Seeing that Xiaowa Cat and Baijie had separated, Maolong finally dared to step forward to check on the situation. Before, Tianlu Bixie was watching him intently from the side, and he didn't dare to do anything. If he had stepped forward to stop them then, who knows what those two brother-obsessed people would have done.
"Meow~" The little tile cat looked at the cat dragon with a resentful look, as if to say: Why didn't you help me before?
"Cough cough, even I can't beat them." Cat Dragon (sweating). If he had helped just now, there would be two beasts lying on the ground now, not just one.
"Gurgle." A rumbling sound came from his stomach. Tianlu, who was the source of the sound, clutched his stomach and couldn't help but say, "By the way, is the food ready yet? I'm starving."
The Totoro brothers and all the other cats fell silent.
Bai Jie smirked: Tian Lu, you're shameless. We just bullied someone's brother, and you have the nerve to beg for food.
Although the cats were speechless at Tianlu's shameless behavior, they still served the food after considering that the three Pixiu had indeed been hurt by their own children.
"Then I'll start eating!" Tianlu's eyes lit up at the table full of food. He grabbed a pancake and stuffed it into his mouth, then exclaimed, "Ptooey! Why does it taste like mud?!" Tianlu was completely bewildered.
"Pfft, otherwise what do you think the cat eats?" Bai Jie covered his mouth and chuckled.
"Ah! How could this happen?!" Tianlu was dumbfounded.
"Gululu."
"Ugh, I'm so hungry!" Tianlu collapsed onto the table, looking like he was about to collapse.
"Sigh~ I'll cook then." Bixie sighed helplessly: I thought I could finally rest today, but in the end I still have to be the cook.
"Mmm, hurry up and exorcise, I'm so hungry~" Tianlu said with teary eyes.
"It's just a meal, why are you making such a fuss? I don't even feel that hungry," Bai Jie retorted.
"Ugh, but I'm so hungry."
Tianlu looks pitiful (JPG image).
After a while, Tianlu's hunger grew stronger. He looked around, his stomach rumbling, trying to find something to fill his stomach.
"Meow~!" The group of cats trembled in fear. Whenever Tianlu's gaze swept over them, they would shake like leaves, afraid that the beast's eyes would be fixed on them.
Looking around, Tianlu couldn't find anything to eat, but the hunger in his stomach was unbearable. So, Tianlu's eerie green gaze slowly fell on the table of food.
Bubbles rose from the boiling soup pot, making a popping sound, and a faint aroma of meat mixed with the fragrance of mushrooms wafted out, making the beast's mouth water uncontrollably.
Bixie put the lid on the soup pot: Phew~ Now we just need to wait for it to cook. I'll go check on Tianlu. He's probably hungry again.
Pi Xie walked out of Wa Mao's kitchen, lost in thought. As soon as he stepped out, he heard Tian Lu's wailing, "Ah~ my stomach hurts so much~"
Bixie paused for a moment: Shouldn't he say he's hungry?
Looking in the direction from which the sound came, Bixie saw Tianlu, who looked to be in pain, and Baijie, who was rubbing Tianlu's stomach.
"Tianlu, what were you thinking? You knew it was mud and you still ate it. Now your stomach is starting to hurt, isn't it?" Baijie gently pressed Tianlu's stomach and complained helplessly.
"Waaah, but I'm so hungry!" Tianlu said with a helpless expression while hugging Baijie.
After hearing this, Bixie finally understood what was going on. In short, Tianlu, that idiot, had eaten random things again.
"Hey! When did Bixie arrive?" Bai Jie glanced up unintentionally and saw Bixie standing next to him.
"Just arrived," Bixie replied as he walked to his two younger brothers.
"Waaah, Pixie, I feel so bad~" As soon as Tianlu saw Pixie coming, he immediately changed his target for help.
"Idiot, who told you to eat random things again? Even a Pixiu can't digest everything!" Bixie said to Tianlu, who was groaning incessantly, with exasperation.
"My stomach hurts so much~ Ouch~"
"Alright, stop howling. I'll go inside your stomach, take the trash out, and throw it away, then everything will be fine," Bixie said helplessly.
"Ugh, hurry up and get the evil spirits out of here, I feel so bad!" Tianlu hugged Baijie tightly, his face full of pain.
"Then open your mouth, you idiot." Bixie tapped Tianlu on the head.
"Oh!" Tianlu exclaimed, opening his mouth wide in surprise.
With a whoosh, the evil spirit burrowed into Tianlu's mouth.
"This kind of unscientific operation again." Bai Jie thought to himself, who knows how Tianlu managed to swallow Bixie with such a small mouth: although he had been swallowed before, he still couldn't understand it.
After a while, Tianlu suddenly felt something rising up from his throat. He opened his mouth and vomited violently, expelling a large pile of garbage bags filled with mud.
"How much did you eat, you idiot? You've used up all the garbage bags in your stomach." Bixie jumped out of Tianlu's mouth and said speechlessly.
"I don't know, I was too hungry at the time, I don't know how much I ate," Tianlu replied. After spitting out all the mud, his stomach pain was relieved a lot, and he could finally speak without groaning.
“I do know that Tianlu seems to have eaten up a week’s worth of food for those tile cats,” Baijie interjected.
Bixie remained silent, his gaze slowly fixed on Tianlu.
"Hahaha, hahaha." Tianlu chuckled dryly.
"Gurgle." A familiar sound rang out. This time, even Tianlu, who was thick-skinned, couldn't help but blush. He felt that he had lost all face today. Apart from teasing Baijie for a bit of fun in the morning, all he had encountered since then was bad luck.
"Ahem, I'll go get the food." Bixie coughed twice and walked away. Although Bixie's tone was as calm as ever, the involuntary upturn of his lips betrayed his true feelings.
"Pfft, Tianlu, you really are something else today... hahahahaha!" Baijie wasn't as refined as Bixie; he just burst out laughing.
"Aaaaah! Bai Jie, you're not allowed to laugh! I'm like this because you tricked me!" Tian Lu bared his teeth and brandished his claws.
"Huh? You finally realized it?" Bai Jie said, feigning surprise.
"Ah~! Bai Jie!" Tian Lu angrily pinned Bai Jie to the ground.
"Hey, hey, hey! You bullied me first today, you can't hit me!" Bai Jie struggled and protested.
"It's okay, I'll just come."
"Hey!" Bai Jie turned around in bewilderment, only to see Bi Xie walking over after setting out the food sometime earlier.
"How come you even know how to ward off evil spirits..." Bai Jie's face was full of disbelief.
Bixie gave Tianlu a wink, and Tianlu understood and moved his claws away.
After being released, Bai Jie got up and tried to run, but how could he possibly be faster than Bi Xie?
In a flash, Bai Jie was pinned to the ground again.
"Bixie, don't mess around with Tianlu!" Baijie said in a panic.
"Delete the photos and I'll let you go." Pi Xie said calmly, pressing down on Bai Jie.
"Huh?" Bai Jie was stunned: So that's what it was for.
"My phone is broken, how could I have any photos?" Bai Jie retorted.
"SIM card." Bixie calmly exposed Baijie's lie.
"Uh..." Bai Jie was speechless: Oh no, I've been found out. Bi Xie is definitely not as easy to fool as Tian Lu.
"What SIM card? The cat broke that too." Although Bai Jie was panicking inside, he still maintained his tough stance.
"Really? Then I'll start looking."
"Hey! Wait a minute..." Before Bai Jie could finish speaking, Bi Xie had already started clawing.
"Hahaha, pihaha, pihaha, stop tickling, hahahahahaha!" Bai Jie once again experienced the feeling of wanting to laugh himself to death. He didn't know why, but ever since he transmigrated, he had become extremely ticklish.
When Bixie got off Baijie, Baijie suddenly looked like a pitiful little bullied person.
"Hehe, how's Bai Jie feeling?" Tianlu asked, gloatingly as he approached Bai Jie.
With a thud, Bai Jie punched Tian Lu, yelling, "Mind your own business!"
"Ugh!" Tianlu covered his head and took two steps back. "You only know how to hit me. If you're so capable, go hit Bixie!" Tianlu said with a pout.
"Hmph!" Bai Jie snorted and turned his back: Fighting Bixie? How could that be possible? Bixie is in charge of housework. If Bixie goes on strike, I'll have to do the housework myself. As for Tianlu, that guy is completely unreliable. It's better to hope he doesn't tear the house down than to expect him to do housework.
"Alright, it's getting late, let's eat." Pixie said, putting away the SIM card he had taken from Baijie.
"Alright!" Tianlu couldn't wait to pick up a bowl of rice. If it weren't for the fact that he was being scolded for watching Bai Jie, he would have already devoured all the food on the table.
"Bai Jie, get up and eat." Bi Xie tugged at Bai Jie, who was still slumped on the ground.
"No... I'm out of energy," Bai Jie said weakly, while giving Bi Xie a mournful look.
“Um…then I’ll carry you over.” Bixie picked up Baijie and headed towards the dining table. “Tianlu, you can have some, leave some for us.” Bixie called out to Tianlu, who was devouring the food.
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