The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 342 Showdown
"beep."
The call connected, and Bai Hechou's face flushed. She quickly picked up the phone: "Hello? Uh... I didn't disturb you, did I?"
"Don't worry, it's nothing." Tianlu said, holding his younger brother's phone, while staring at the explanation on Miao Kai's head, feeling quite puzzled.
"Ah, that's good." Bai Hechou's tone relaxed noticeably, then, realizing something was wrong, she asked, "Why were you the one who answered the phone?"
Tianlu blinked: "Hmm... don't worry about that."
"Huh? Okay?"
"By the way, which character in our crew is your favorite?"
"Huh? Uh... this..."
The voice on the phone became hesitant, and Tianlu urged, "Hurry up and say it."
Bai Hechou was so embarrassed by the question that he finally answered with difficulty, "It's you... and the Pixiu brothers, and the Qilin Four-Faced."
Tianlu suppressed a smug smile and looked up at the other side, while Baijie covered his face, unable to meet his gaze.
—Aaaaaaah! I'm going to die! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
Tianlu exchanged a few more pleasantries with Bai Hechou, who was still confused about the situation, before hanging up the phone. Then, he chuckled and sidled up to her.
"Bai Jie, you liked me before you transmigrated too? Hehehe."
Bai Jie silently turned away, speechless, her shame exploding on the spot!
When Bixie returned with the lunchbox and Seventy-Seven, she saw Tianlu grinning and pestering Baijie with all sorts of questions, all of which were things she didn't understand.
"How would the story unfold without Bai Jie?"
"Have you ever bought any of my merchandise before, Bai Jie?"
"Hundred Solutions..."
"Hundred Solutions..."
"Hundred Solutions..."
"What's wrong with Bai Jie? Why aren't you saying anything?"
Bixie stood blankly at the corner, tilting his head. Seventy-seven's head peeked out from behind him, curiously looking ahead. The two brothers, caught up in the magic of love, spun around and around, trying to avoid being rear-ended. One of them swayed and became dizzy, then collapsed headfirst.
"Hey, hey, hey, Bai Jie!" Tian Lu was so frightened that he rushed over to help, while Bi Xie Gen Qi Shi Qi came to his senses and ran over quickly.
"what happened?"
"Hey, Bixie, you're back?" Tianlu looked up and saw the two beasts, Bixie, rushing over. Upon hearing this, he subconsciously looked at Baijie.
"Tell me, you'll find out sooner or later..." Bai Jie opened his eyes, his head spinning, and his expression showed that he had already given up.
"Huh? Okay."
Under the suspicious gazes of Bixie and Qishiqi, Tianlu solemnly recounted the entire incident to them. The plot, reminiscent of a fictional web novel, left them speechless.
"Then is the reason why Bai Jie is so beloved by so many worlds because... he is a child from another world?" Seventy-Seven asked, staring blankly.
The three brothers were stunned and looked at him together. Bai Jie sat up in shock, completely bewildered. "I am the child of someone else's family."
"This...this...it seems okay?"
Our own children are always treated worse than other people's children. Other people's children get the best food, are made to play with us, and can't be allowed to suffer any hardship!
"No, no, no!" Tianlu shook his head like a rattle drum: "Then Baijie will be sent back sooner or later, right? He's been here for so long, it can't be!"
"Hmm..." Seventy-Seven blinked, thought for a moment, and said, "Is it possible that Bai Jie married into the family?"
"Ah." The three brothers were once again stunned by this mind-blowing idea. Bai Jie's face was full of question marks and his forehead was covered with exclamation marks!
—What the hell? I'm a daughter-in-law, so my in-laws spoil me rotten.
So the Heavenly Emperor isn't my parents, but rather he treats me like a daughter-in-law, spoiling me rotten and afraid I'll run away?
"Wait, Seventy-Seven, where did you get all this from?" Bixie frowned.
"Uh." Seventy-seven was taken aback: "I heard my classmates complaining about it."
The three brothers looked at each other: Okay, then it's alright.
"Plum Blossom, what are you talking about?" A familiar voice came from around the corner. The Four-Unlikes emerged with light steps, glancing back curiously.
Before long, he sat down beside him, dumbfounded, and listened to the whole story.
"Sun, what...then what about me and the plum blossom...?"
As the Great Qilin's gaze gradually shifted from shock to anticipation, Bixie couldn't help but turn his face away. Tianlu Qishiqi stared at him with wide eyes, and Baijie's lips curled into a grin.
"Hmm... Don't worry, no matter where we are, you'll be the one chasing after me."
Four-Unlikes: "Hmm?"
Si Bu Xiang was stunned for a moment before he suddenly realized what was happening and turned pale with shock!
"Little Sun, what are you saying?!"
Bixie sighed at the bullying that had yet to reveal its true intentions. Tianlu Qishiqi continued to stare intently and snatch the bullying, while Baijie turned his face away like his elder brother and then suppressed his laughter.
That’s it for now, let’s eat first.
After the family finished lunch and rested for a while, Seventy-Seven went back into the Deer Man shop, as Puss in Boots was planning to give the audience a surprise. The rest were called back to continue the activities, thankfully this time they weren't sitting there like statues.
Before a towering mountain peak—no, that's not the top at all!—grown a dragon's head, covered in red, green, and brown fur, with an eyeball larger than a whole family of Pixiu tied together. That was the Zhulong!
The beasts below, including Bai Jie, stared in disbelief! There were many black spots on that enormous body, but upon closer inspection, they weren't black spots at all; they were clearly a bunch of beasts posing for photos on the big boss!
"How did you end up here with the director?!" Four-Faced Man straightened his nearly dislocated jaw. Bai Jie, huddled on his back, couldn't help but admire Puss in Boots' abilities.
The fact that she was able to lure Zhulong into the production team back then, and now she's managing to get him involved in this event, justifies the abundance of talent and resources in her team.
As for how he met such a big shot? It's quite simple.
Bamboo cages are large and quite famous. In ancient times, when the population was sparse, it was fine. But in modern times, if he dared to set one up anywhere without any concealment, he would be surrounded by reporters and cameras within a week.
The boss was so annoyed that he had no choice but to leave. When he wanted to sleep, he would curl up and pretend to be a mountain. When he wanted to move around, he would fly into the sky or shrink.
According to Zhulong, he was too lazy to bother with them.
Then, the big boss was attracted by the good living environment of Caiyun Mountain. While he was inspecting the river, a fishhook floated in front of him.
"The kitten said she would help me with this, and find a way to solve my troubles." Zhulong nodded to them, and a person on top of his head cried out and fell down, but he used his divine power to catch him.
The beasts remained silent.
Okay, it should be that he promised to find a quiet place for the big shot in Caiyun Mountain.
There's not much to say; the four-legged creature flew up and caught the beast in mid-air, which was so frightened it almost flew out of its skin.
He was assigned here purely as a rescue team and a means of transportation, while the Pixiu continued to serve as mascots, only now they were mascots that could roam around freely and occasionally get a little groped.
in the afternoon.
After the crew's birthday celebration ended, Bai Jie could only describe the day as feeling like a change in job duties, but still essentially work.
In the morning, you sit on a table as a model while people pay their respects. Then, a portrait is placed in front of you, and you're all done. You can't move, and any small movements are fine, but they're just filmed and circulated online.
In the afternoon, I went to Zhulong's place to be a mascot. I was like a random NPC. As soon as the players saw me, their eyes lit up, and they rushed up to me, waving their hands and chanting things like "the lucky buff will definitely come next".
The family went back inside and collapsed onto the sofa. They were so tired from the sage-repairing ritual that they didn't even want to cook, so they ordered takeout from Caiyun Village.
Seventy-Seven, who had been cooped up in the Deer Man shop all day, stood bewildered beside the sofa, blinking her big eyes: "So what's the point of bringing me there?"
"Because a family should be together, right?" Bai Jie replied listlessly, then picked up his phone.
He didn't actually want to play games; he simply didn't have the energy for them in his current state. Listening to audiobooks, watching videos, and other similar activities weren't options either. He'd forgotten about it before, but now that he remembered, he was planning to add himself as a friend.
Recalling his nickname from his past life, Bai Jie opened the search bar and looked for it. He definitely didn't remember the QQ number, but he found a nickname with a familiar profile picture and profile, and sent a friend request directly.
The other side passed by at lightning speed. It must be right after class, after dinner, and they're just bored in their dorm.
[Bai Hechou (baijie) has sent you a friend request.]
[Why worry when you can solve all your troubles? Your friend request has been accepted. We can start chatting now.]
[Why worry when you can solve all your troubles?]
[Why worry when you can soothe all sorrows? Your name...?]
Bai Jie stared blankly at the message for a moment before remembering that her nickname was her real name from her previous life.
[Bai Hechou (baijie): Uh. Don't worry about the details. I'm Bai Jie.]
[Why worry when you can solve all your troubles?: Then why did you choose this nickname? And why do I feel like you know something?]
[Bai Hechou: Hmm... If I said I'm from another world and you're me from a parallel universe, would you believe me?]
Anyway, I've already come clean at home, and nobody will believe me if I say it online. Even if they do believe me, there's nothing they can do to me.
Most importantly, the internet makes me feel safe and I can completely let loose!
[Bai Hechou: What is your phone number? ... What is your ID number? ... What are your usual payment password and unlock password? ... What do you usually like to use? ...]
[Why worry when you can solve all your troubles? ? ! ...
[Why worry when you can solve all your troubles: Wait, wait, wait, stop! I believe you, I believe you've exposed almost everything about me!]
Bai Jie couldn't help but laugh as he looked at the screen.
When some people get ruthless, they even tease themselves.
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