"Message playback complete, self-destruct activated!" Bai Jie's thoughts were interrupted by the sudden voice, and he came back to his senses.

"What the hell?! Self-destruct! Holy crap, a self-destructing eggshell!" Bai Jie, recalling this eggshell explosion scene, was so terrified his fur stood on end (turning him into a fur ball).

"No way! No way! I've only been born, and I'm already going to experience being an aerial acrobat (or beast)!"

Thinking of this, Bai Jie hurriedly looked up at Tianlu Bixie, hoping they could come up with a solution. However, he was disappointed to find that the two of them were in a daze, seemingly finding the voice familiar but unable to place it.

"What are you staring at?! Weren't you all bombed once right after you were born?! Do you want to be investigated again?! Throw it out right now!" (Bai Jie's inner roar)

“5, 4,”

Bixie suddenly remembered where he had seen this scene before. He hurriedly stretched out his claws to grab the eggshell, intending to throw the thing far away, but after grabbing it, he failed to throw it.

"Idiot! What are you doing!" Pixie roared as he looked at Tianlu, who had bitten the other side of the eggshell.

"I...I didn't mean to." After being yelled at, Tianlu subconsciously let go of his mouth and explained.

“3, 2,”

Seeing this scene before him, Bai Jie closed his eyes in despair: "It's over, there's no hope, let it be destroyed!"

"1."

"Boom!" A loud noise suddenly broke out in the peaceful mountain forest, startling countless birds. At the same time, three figures were blasted into the distance by the noise.

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh!" In mid-air, Bai Jie was holding Tian Lu and screaming madly. The piercing sound made Tian Lu feel like his eardrums were about to be pierced.

A buzzing sound filled Tianlu's mind as an uncontrollable thought flashed through his mind: If I had known it would turn out like this, I wouldn't have held onto Baijie when he was blown away.

"I'm going to fall! Aaaaaaah!" Bai Jie, unaware of what Tian Lu was thinking, couldn't help but glance down. He was so frightened that he closed his eyes again and let out another scream.

Upon hearing Bai Jie's cry, Tian Lu reacted and instinctively pulled Bai Jie into his arms.

With a thud, Tianlu fell to the ground, his tightly closed eyes slowly opening: "Huh? It doesn't hurt?"

Then, Tianlu caught a glimpse of Baijie out of the corner of his eye, but failed to notice Bixie being pressed down beneath him.

"Bai Jie, are you alright?" Tian Lu asked with concern, not even thinking about why he didn't feel any pain after falling to the ground.

"Let me... let me catch my breath." Bai Jie's voice trembled slightly.

Tianlu sensed something was off about Baijie's voice. He saw that Baijie's face was deathly pale, his eyes were closed, and his body was trembling slightly, clearly indicating that he was quite frightened.

There's nothing we can do about it. After all, Bai Jie was someone who had never even ridden a roller coaster in his previous life. Now, he's been put into such an extreme sport right after birth, and without any safety measures at that. It's already a miracle he didn't faint from fright.

Tianlu was worried when he saw Baijie like this. He wanted to say something, but before he could speak, he was interrupted by a voice that suddenly came from below him: "Idiot, get down, you're so heavy!"

"Hey, Pi, Pi Xie!?" Tianlu looked down and realized that Pi Xie was under him. "Pi Xie, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were down there!"

Tianlu hurriedly got off Bixie and stood aside, feeling very embarrassed: "I was wondering why it didn't hurt when I fell."

Bixie stood up and looked helplessly at Tianlu. To be honest, Bixie wouldn't mind being Tianlu's human cushion, but Tianlu wouldn't get off him, which was a bit unbearable for the beast. However, Baijie's situation was more important right now. "Baijie, how are you feeling now? Are you alright?"

"Phew, much better." After calming down for a while, Bai Jie finally felt her heart stop beating so fast.

The two beasts breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that Bai Jie was alright: "It's good that he's alright, it's good that he's alright."

"What a mess! We were blown up by that broken eggshell when we were born! And now Baijie is born and it's happening again! Couldn't they have found a different way to destroy us?" Tianlu complained, recalling his recent experience.

"Alright, Tianlu, don't be angry." Bixie patted Tianlu, signaling him to stop talking. "You were punished by heaven and earth before because you talked nonsense."

"Hmph!" Tianlu pouted and remained silent.

Seeing that Tianlu had shut up, Bixie turned his gaze back to Baijie and said, "You don't know our names yet, do you? My name is Bixie, and he is my younger brother, Tianlu."

"Yes, yes, yes, from now on you'll be our little brother," Tianlu chimed in.

"Uh~" Bai Jie hesitated for a moment before speaking after seeing Tian Lu's expectant eyes: "What's wrong, Tian Lu? Why are you staring at me like that?"

Bai Jie said: I really can't bring myself to say "brother," so I'll just pretend to be clueless.

Tianlu was a little disappointed, not hearing what he wanted to hear. Bixie glanced at Tianlu and said: "You've never called me brother."

"By the way, Tianlu, why did you bite that eggshell earlier?" Bixie suddenly remembered this.

"Ah, well, I want to take the eggshell outside the cave." Tianlu had just finished answering when he noticed Baijie and Bixie looking at him with strange expressions. "What's wrong?"

Bai Jie finally couldn't help but speak up: "Um, Tianlu, couldn't you just throw the eggshell out?" "Huh, you can do that!?"

Tianlu the Idiot: How come I didn't think of that back then!

Bixie covered his face: "My stupid little brother!"

"Gululu."

The sudden sound startled Bixie, who instinctively asked Tianlu, "Are you hungry?"

"It wasn't me," Tianlu said innocently, this time it really wasn't his fault. "If it wasn't you, then who was it?" Bixie asked, puzzled. If it wasn't Tianlu, and he didn't feel hungry, then it could only be…

Both beasts looked at Bai Jie at the same time, and Bai Jie blushed: "Uh, it's me."

"Are you hungry, Bai Jie? I'll go find you something to eat." Tian Lu volunteered, his chance to impress his younger brother had arrived.

In the mountains and forests, Tianlu took the lead, searching for traces of prey, while Baijie trotted behind him.

"Huff, huff, I'm so tired." Bai Jie was panting heavily. He was only a newborn and his body was very weak. He was also hungry and really couldn't run anymore.

Pixie, who was walking at the very back, noticed Bai Jie's condition. He stepped forward, bent down, and said to Bai Jie, "Get on my back, I'll carry you."

"Phew, phew, good." Bai Jie was grateful. You beast is actually quite good. After catching his breath, Bai Jie climbed up Bi Xie's back along his fur.

"Phew, all done, let's go." Bai Jie said to Bi Xie after settling down.

"Okay, let's go then." Pixie replied and quickly followed Tianlu ahead, while Baijie buried his face in Pixie's fur, "Inhale, it smells so good."

A chick was strolling leisurely through the woods, completely unaware of the approaching danger.

Tianlu hid behind a large tree, staring intently at his newly discovered prey: "Hiss! What a fat pheasant! It'll definitely be juicy!"

After swallowing hard, Tianlu slowly approached its prey, while Bixie, on the other side, blocked the chicken's retreat with Baijie.

The leaves were lifted by a gentle breeze and then slowly fell, but halfway down, they were swept away again by a figure rushing past.

"Chicken!" Poor Kun didn't even have a chance to react before Tianlu bit off his neck.

"Bai Jie, Bai Jie, I caught this chicken! Eat it, it's delicious!" Tian Lu said solicitously as he brought the chicken to Bai Jie.

"Um, ah, this, that." Bai Jie looked at the chicken in front of him, its feathers disheveled, covered in mud, stained with blood, and reeking of foul odor! He fell silent: He couldn't bring himself to eat it!

"Why aren't you eating, Bai Jie?" Tian Lu asked Bai Jie in confusion. Bi Xie, who was standing next to him, couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Let's deal with it first before we give it to Bai Jie."

"Oh, that seems to be true." Tianlu slapped his forehead in realization: cooked food does taste better.

Bai Jie was moved to tears: As expected, Bixie is better at taking care of beasts.

Bixie picked up the chicken and walked towards Baijie. Just as he was about to carry Baijie on his back, Tianlu beat him to it.

"Bai Jie, I'll carry you this time, get on."

"Uh." Bai Jie looked at Tian Lu, a little hesitant.

"What's wrong?" Tianlu asked, bewildered: Why isn't my younger brother coming up?

"You should clean yourself up first."

"Huh?" Tianlu was stunned, only then realizing that he was indeed filthy.

From Bai Jie's perspective: Tianlu is now covered in dust, its pristine white body shrouded in a layer of gray, with chicken feathers and weeds mixed in its fur, and a glaring crimson stain around its mouth. While it looks alright in the comics with their filters, it's actually quite terrifying in real life.

Tianlu rummaged around for a bit before saying to Baijie, "Alright, you can come up now."

After seeing that Tianlu was done, Baijie climbed onto his back and buried his face in the fur again: "Hmm, after absorbing the evil spirits, absorb Tianlu."

Seeing that Tianlu had already carried the Hundred Remedies on his back, Bixie shook his head, signaling them to follow. Then he turned and randomly chose a direction to walk in, preparing to find a water source.

As they searched, they soon found a stream. Along the way, Bixie also picked some mushrooms and some wild vegetables that Baijie didn't recognize.

After finding a water source, Bixie began to skillfully process the food in his hands: plucking the feathers, bleeding it, removing its internal organs, and then washing it in water.

Bai Jie was feeling a bit bored. Bi Xie was cooking, and Tian Lu had gone to take a bath, so he had nothing to do. After thinking for a while, Bai Jie walked to the stream and decided to see what he would look like in this life.

A golden figure was reflected in the clear stream. It had a pure white body, golden patterns, and a pair of dreamlike blue eyes. The patterns on its buttocks formed a sun pattern, as if echoing the sun in the sky.

"This looks amazing on me!"

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