The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 29 Wa Mao and Ao Bing
"Hahahaha, I can't take it anymore, hahaha, I'm going to get a stitch in my side, oh my god, Tianlu, please stop tickling me! Hahahaha, oh, oh, no, brother, brother, stop tickling me!"
"Hey!" Tianlu paused, his hand still: What did my brother call me just now?
"Huff... huff... oh, finally it's stopped, stopped, it's stopped!" Bai Jie was panting heavily. That burst of laughter earlier had really messed him up, and he felt like he might just collapse at any moment.
"Bai Jie, what did you just call me?" Tian Lu asked, snapping out of his daze.
"Huh, what?" Bai Jie, who had just caught his breath, was completely bewildered. He had almost laughed himself silly before, and he didn't even know what he had shouted.
Tianlu paused for a moment, then his claws moved again.
"Hahahahahahahaha, heavens, Tianlu, hahahahahahaha, what are you doing, hahahahahahahahaha, here we go again!"
"Scream one more time, and I won't scratch you anymore!" Tianlu said to Baijie, who was scratching him from all sides.
"Hahahaha, what did you yell? Hahahahahaha!" Bai Jie was on the verge of tears: What did I just yell?! Just tell me, and I'll yell it!!
After a while of fussing, Bai Jie finally remembered what he had said earlier. After he called out "brother" several more times, Tian Lu finally let Bai Jie go, satisfied.
"Hehehe, this is the first time I've heard Bai Jie call me 'brother,' I'm so happy!"
Tianlu Happy Point JPG: I didn't expect that just because I was angry and wanted to take the opportunity to bully Bai Jie, I would get an unexpected reward.
"Hoo~ Hoo~ Hoo~ Tianlu, what's wrong with you just now? You suddenly became strange." The domineering CEO vibe that Tianlu had shown before he scratched him left a deep impression on Baijie, and he couldn't help but ask now.
"Ah, I saw that on TV, it looked so cool, so I tried it out."
A sudden stomachache: The internet is a real menace!
Just then, the Rabbit God, who had just escaped, suddenly returned, accompanied by Totoro.
"Director, I've brought reinforcements! Where's that monster that attacked you earlier?!" Rabbit asked as he arrived next to Puss in Boots.
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi!"
"Where is this monster?! How dare it cause trouble on our brothers' turf! We'll teach it a lesson!"
Totoro looked around, eager to fight the villain who dared to attack the film crew for 300 rounds.
However… when these words reached Xiaohang and Puss in Boots’ ears, they both fell silent.
"The monster you're talking about should be me..." Bixie leisurely continued the conversation between the rabbit and the two dragons.
"Uh..." x3
Both the Rabbit God and Totoro froze at the same time.
"Hahaha, then it must be a misunderstanding, right? How could a talisman attack the director?"
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi! (My little brother is right!)"
Totoro's expression instantly changed, going from rubbing his hands together in anticipation to an awkward yet slightly ingratiating smile.
Rabbit Lord: How come you guys change your minds faster than turning the pages of a book?!
Totoro: What do you know? This is called being a wise person when you know when to yield!
"Hey, don't be nervous, it's just that Pi Xie sang a song just now," Puss in Boots explained.
"That kind of noise is called singing!?" Rabbit Lord was incredulous: If it weren't for my strong willpower, I would have collapsed on the spot!
The Silence Point for Ward Off Evil (JPG): Is it my fault?
"Ahem, it really is singing." To be honest, even Puss in Boots didn't think it sounded like singing. If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would have believed it was a sonic weapon or some kind of offensive sonic power, but... it really was just singing.
"Then what happened to him?" Rabbit pointed to Bai Jie on the ground, whose fur was disheveled and whose eyes were wet with tears.
"Uh..." Puss in Boots fell silent again: How do you explain this?!
"Tianlu and Baijie were just playing around," Pixie explained, speaking up for Puss in Boots.
"Is that so?" Rabbit asked suspiciously.
"Mmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm." Bai Jie Tian Lu Puss in Boots Xiao Hang nodded in unison.
"Alright then." With the testimony of the two witnesses and Bai Jie, the beast himself, Rabbit Lord believed it.
After much commotion and explanation, the controversy caused by the singing of the sage to ward off evil spirits has finally passed.
"By the way, aren't we still short two actors?" Bai Jie asked curiously.
Today's scene being filmed is the one where Tianlu runs away from home and is caught by Totoro. There's nothing else to film. Bai Jie is mainly curious about who plays Ao Bing.
"Everyone's here! Our parents are here too, but they didn't come over," Cat Dragon replied.
"Ah!" Bai Jie looked completely bewildered. "Your dad is..."
"Our dad is Ao Bing, he's super famous, he used to be on TV all the time."
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi".
Totoro proudly points JPG.
Bai Jie: Ao, Ao Bing! In this worldview, is Ao Bing not dead?
"Why does this name sound familiar?" Tianlu scratched his head.
"That sounds familiar, that's why our dad is a big star!"
"Mimi mimi mimi!"
"But that's not why it sounds familiar... Never mind, I can't remember." Tianlu gave up thinking. He had a good habit: if he couldn't figure something out or remember it, he wouldn't think about it anymore.
"Come on, let me introduce you to our parents."
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi".
Totoro turned around and began to lead the way.
"By the way, why didn't your parents come along?" Bai Jie asked after catching up with Totoro.
“Ah, this…” Cat Dragon’s expression froze.
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi. (Your little brother probably told them already; they'll find out soon enough.)"
"Um... okay, I'll listen to my brother."
"Huh?" Bai Jie was full of questions: What did Totoro just say?
"Ahem, it's like this..." Cat Dragon coughed twice and began to explain, "Our father is a womanizing dragon. He ran away after he and our mother had us, so now when they meet, they start giving each other the cold shoulder."
Bai Jie: Got it. That scumbag dragon ran into his ex-wife. This is a big story. We need to go check it out right away.
Upon arriving near the Cold War site, Bai Jie spotted two beasts in the distance.
A yellow cat with a slender body, but whose face is somewhat reminiscent of a female ghost in a horror movie.
There was also a dragon wearing flashy sunglasses, who at first glance gave the beast the feeling of a super scumbag.
"These two are your parents?"
"Mm." Cat Dragon nodded.
Upon receiving the reply, Bai Jie glanced at the two beasts in the distance again, inwardly complaining: Good heavens, it really is Ao Bing! So you're not dead after all! Was the author of the Investiture of the Gods in this world drunk? Can you please respect the facts? Ao Bing clearly wasn't stripped of his dragon tendons; look at him, jumping around like a madman.
"By the way, why are we looking at it from so far away? Can't we get closer?"
"Ahem..." Upon hearing Bai Jie's words, Mao Long felt embarrassed. "The main reason we don't get close is because we're afraid that if Mom sees us, she might get agitated and attack us."
Bai Jie: That makes a lot of sense.
On the other hand, a new development has emerged between Wa Mao and Ao Bing, who have been in a cold war since they first met.
“Um…” Ao Bing spoke first, breaking the heavy atmosphere, “Okay, long time no see.”
"Hmph! The reason we haven't seen each other for so long is because you abandoned me and the child to find someone new."
Wamao's sarcastic and eccentric style (JPG).
"Um... I can't entirely blame myself. I just struck up a conversation, who would have thought you'd go all in right away?" Ao Bing said, then silently added to himself: "And your appearance is so unacceptable to dragons."
"Hmph! Is this your reason for abandoning us? You even told me before you left that if I wasn't sincere with you, I would be skinned alive."
Upon hearing this, Ao Bing's lips twitched. He recalled some unpleasant experiences. "Can we not talk about this anymore?"
"You swore it yourself, and now you won't even let me mention it!"
“Uh…” Ao Bing was speechless.
"Do you know how I've lived these past few thousand years! Do you know how many years I've guarded you! Do you know how much the children want to see you! Ah! Do you know?!" The cat became more and more agitated as she spoke, her claws involuntarily rising as if ready to strike at any moment.
"Hey, hey, don't get angry! Let's talk this out. It happened thousands of years ago. Calm down, calm down."
"Calm down! How am I supposed to stay calm?!"
Ao Bing's words had no effect on calming the emotions; on the contrary, they had the opposite effect. The cat, who was already on the verge of exploding at any moment, finally exploded under this last spark.
"You damned dragon!" Completely engrossed in her hunt, the WaCat pounced on Ao Bing, unleashing her claw attack: a frenzied claw and bite. (Extremely effective.)
Dragon scales and mane flew everywhere, curses and screams accompanied the beating of a certain scum dragon, and the scene was truly horrific.
"Aaaaaaah! You really went for it! We had a tender time together before!"
"You dare say that?! You dare say that?!"
The cat, provoked, enters a berserk state:
Attack power increased by 50%
Attack speed increased by 100%
Fatigue reduced to zero.
"Aa ...
Hearing Ao Bing's even louder screams, Bai Jie covered his eyes and turned his head to the side: "I can't bear to look, I can't bear to look! How can a child like me watch such a bloody and violent scene?"
Then… Bai Jie spread his claws apart, creating a small gap to peek at the scene of the large-scale domestic violence: Hmm… as long as I peek quietly, it will be fine.
"Mimi mimi mimi!"
"Mom, calm down!"
Totoro rushed over in a panic to break up the fight.
"Don't stop me, I'm going to scratch this scum dragon to death!"
"Mimi mimi mimi!"
"No, Mom! He's still my and my brother's biological father!"
"Gah." Bai Jie burped: I'm full from eating melon seeds.
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