The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 284 The wedding begins
Shortly after,
Taking advantage of Fei Fei being led away by Hui Xian'er, Bai Jie was finally freed and pushed one person, two mice, and a cat into the lively banquet.
Only four beasts remained under the banner. Seventy-seven, curious, craned his neck to get closer to Bai Jie.
Bai Jie turned his head to the other side, then circled around and brought his face close again, his eyes wide open as he stared at Bai Jie expectantly.
"Bai Jie, please tell me everything you just said, please."
Bai Jie awkwardly turned his face away again, only to see the other person shake their head. I was completely wrong. He simply lowered his head. "Didn't I already say, you're going to come back to this again..."
"Isn't now the time? Bai Jie told me quietly."
Seventy-seven used its two little paws to gnaw at Bai Jie, sticking to it like chewing gum. It learned this trick from Walnut and Tianlu, and I heard it's extremely lethal.
Bai Jie pursed his lips, his eyes darting around as he struggled with his inner turmoil, wondering whether he should say something. However, just as he hesitated and leaned closer to whisper in the other person's ear, an incongruous sound came from the side.
"What's there to say? It's just that Bai Jie is friends with those guys from earlier. As for what that cat said earlier, all the beasts in the crew already know it."
Bai Jie froze, not giving him a chance to stop her. Mao Long, standing on his brother's head, continued to speak.
"There used to be a rumor that Bai Jie turned into a girl, and some people said that he laid eggs for Tianlu Bixie. In short, we don't know if it's true or not."
After he finished speaking, he crossed his arms and winked at Bai Jie, looking as if to say, "How about that? I've made things easier for you now."
—Easy my foot!
Bai Jie was a bit devastated. He didn't know whether Mao Long was deliberately kicking him when he was down or meant well but did something wrong.
But he knew his current situation was shameful, and he wanted to go home and burrow into bed. His fluffy golden tail swept across the grass and swayed wildly. He glared angrily at the other person for a long time.
"You're the one who should be talking to me! Look at yourselves! Just now, look at Grey Fairy, her eyes were shining! And she even called herself a dragon!"
These words instantly touched a nerve with the Totoro brothers. Totoro suddenly raised his body and, together with the cat-dragon on his head, loudly retorted.
"Mimi mimi!"
"No, that's not it! We are dragons! We were just curious, just curious! We weren't interested in mice!"
"Dragons eat mud?" Bai Jie glanced at the snacks they hadn't finished eating, and the two brothers immediately fell silent.
Seventy-seven looked left and right, opened his mouth several times, but couldn't get a word in edgewise; his little head was completely blank.
Why did they suddenly start arguing? Was it because of me?
A few minutes later,
In the end, Totoro couldn't win the argument against Baijie. After only a couple of moves, he was defeated and sullenly retreated, questioning the meaning of dragon life.
After being comforted by Qi Shiqi for a while, Bai Jie's mood improved somewhat. The two quickly broke the silence and reconciled, continuing to chat while waiting for others.
As the sun rose higher, familiar actors from the film crew arrived one after another to enter the banquet.
Smoke and cooking aromas wafted from not far away, the sounds of stir-frying and stewing mingling together, tantalizing the ears.
Bixie, the old goat, Huang Si, and all the beasts they could find that knew how to cook were busy preparing a large pot of food. The heat of the charcoal fire made their foreheads sweat profusely.
In addition, the two Qilin from the First Jade and the Sugar Qilin are making food for bullying.
The round tables at the banquet were scattered haphazardly, and the beasts sat around chatting and eating melon seeds. A group of fans screamed around the Phoenix superstar, while Yue Tian led the group of mischievous children to dart around among the beasts.
In the midst of this festive atmosphere, a loud shout suddenly rang out from somewhere.
"Hey hey hey, look at the live stream, the groom's off!"
A moment of deathly silence fell over the room, followed by an instant burst of buzzing discussion.
Under the banner at the mountain crossing,
Bai Jie pretended to be bored as he watched, while Bach and Yongye bickered as they followed Balingjun through the banner.
The sound of snoring coming from the banquet room reached his ears, and he was slightly startled before quickly taking out his phone.
This wedding was filmed entirely live, with cameras and audio recorders set up in various locations. A videographer followed the couple, Zhuangzhuang and Lizhi, throughout the entire ceremony.
Puss in Boots went all out and simply started a live stream with a webcam, providing it to the crew members.
In the picture, Zhuangzhuang is dressed in his best, accompanied by Meimei and Xiangtai. His usual silly and cute face has faded a lot, and he looks solemn and majestic.
Meanwhile, inside the Deer Man store.
The Rabbit God was dressing up Lychee, and in the mirror was a Qilin wearing a pure white wedding dress, with pretty pink eyes and eyebrows.
Straightening the last strand of pale pink fur, Rabbit took two steps back, looked at it with satisfaction for a few moments, and then quickly took out the camera and retreated to the doorway.
"Come on, Grandpa's perfect masterpiece, let Grandpa take a picture before you leave."
"Okay."
The treasure-spitting rat and the grape stood on either side, while the lychee, dressed in a pure white wedding gown, stood in the middle.
"Come on, everyone stand still, I'm going to take a picture."
"eggplant!"
"——Crack!"
A photo of the three beasts slipped from the camera and fell to the ground. Rabbit bent down, picked it up, shook it gently, and blew away the dust.
"Oh my, Lychee is the most beautiful bride ever. Zhuangzhuang is so lucky to have her."
After saying that, he waved his paw and said, "Alright, I'm done with my makeup, so I'm leaving now. Zhuangzhuang and the others have already set off."
"Okay, thank you, Rabbit Master." Lychee smiled, carefully lifting the wedding dress with her paws, afraid of rubbing it on the ground and getting it dirty.
"Hey, no need to thank me, goodbye."
"Ah."
The wooden door closed gently, and the room fell silent for a moment. The bride and her two bridesmaids each found a place to rest and wait for the groom's arrival.
The ticking of the clock filled the air. After a long silence, the Treasure-Spitting Mouse was the first to break the silence, turning to Lychee with curiosity in its eyes.
How many relationships did Lizhi have before getting married? Why did she ultimately choose Zhuangzhuang?
"We haven't talked about it, only Zhuangzhuang."
"Huh? It's actually your first love? Lychee is so pretty, I thought you'd had several relationships."
The Treasure-Spitting Mouse stared at the lychee with an astonished expression, then straightened up, the pearl on its ear swaying.
Grape lay on the mat and explained to her, "A Qilin can only have one mate in its lifetime."
Lychee nodded slightly, "Yes, isn't that how the Divine Weasel is?"
"No, I'm a treasure-spitting rat. Besides bringing wealth, I also symbolize many children and blessings. We talked about it quite a few times before I came to the film crew."
"Are they all men?" Grape suddenly asked.
"Of course it's a man, why do you ask that, Grape?" The Treasure-Spitting Mouse's voice rose in surprise.
Grape smacked its lips, looked around, and then lowered its voice. Lychee and the Treasure-Spitting Mouse, curious, leaned closer.
"Because there are too many homosexuals on your set, I was worried that Lizhi would be influenced by them when I first found out."
"Now that you mention it, it seems to be true? And many of them are even brothers."
The Treasure-Spitting Rat covered its mouth, causing the pearl earring to sway. Lychee tilted its head and looked at her, then suddenly smiled brightly and nudged her with its elbow.
"Do you have a favorite beast? Maybe you can win it over and turn around the bad habits on set."
The treasure-spitting rat paused, its eyes flickering slightly. After a moment, it smiled, a hint of embarrassment in its expression. "I do have some... but..."
—Does it really exist?
Lychee was just joking, but upon hearing this, she immediately sat up straight and pricked up her ears, just like the black Qilin next to her. The two best friends exchanged a knowing glance, and Grape asked the question.
"who is that?"
The Treasure-Spitting Mouse met their gazes frankly. "It's Brother Pipi. I quite like him, but..."
She paused, then spread her hands, revealing a helpless look in her eyes, "But I feel like I can't compete with his brother."
Silence...
The two Qilin, each holding a piece of Yunlu that they had somehow taken out as a snack, looked at each other in bewilderment. It seemed that their family was the most morally corrupt in the entire crew.
"I chose one of the most difficult ones," Grape gave a fair assessment.
Tick-tock, tick-tock.
The clock on the wall ticked slowly, and time passed as the three girls gossiped. Suddenly, their phones chimed, and Lychee picked one up and her eyes lit up.
[Hurry up and get ready, Zhuangzhuang is almost at the door.]
……
Outside.
A gentle breeze rustled the green grass, and suddenly a foot stomped down.
Zhuangzhuang stood tall and proud, his eyes firm, sunlight streaming down his face. Beside him stood Meimei and Xiangtai, like bodyguards.
"Litchi, I've come to take you away. I promise I'll treat you well from now on!"
A slight noise came from inside the wooden door, followed by silence and the sound of grapes.
"Taking away lychees won't be so easy. Answer the questions first."
After a brief pause, Grape's voice came through again, "First question, what's Lychee's favorite food?"
"It's just morning dew on the mountain after the rain, that's no problem for me!" Zhuangzhuang confidently raised his eyes.
"Alright, the second question is, what is the relationship between lychee and the Primordial Qilin?"
Zhuangzhuang's confident expression froze. "Huh? This..."
His eyes hesitated, and jumbled memories swirled in his mind. After a long while, an answer that even he himself wasn't sure of came out of his mouth.
"They're both Qilin, so they're of the same race?"
"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. This is when the red envelope comes in."
Meimei pushed him away and took out a pre-prepared red envelope from her bosom.
There's a 200 yuan envelope here. According to the wedding procedure, the groom has to pass the bridesmaids' test before he can take the bride away, but if he fails, he can use a red envelope to open the door.
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