The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 27 The Kick of Love
After returning home with a large flock of chickens, Bixie went to figure out how to renovate the house, while Baijie took out his phone and started calling for help.
Bai Hechou: "My seal is off, log in!"
A chubby little guy: "Isn't it only afternoon? Honey, aren't you filming?"
Bai Hechou: "I don't have anything to do today, so I'm going straight home."
A little chubby guy: "..."
Bai Hechou: "Stop talking nonsense and log on. I've been so bored these past two days."
A chubby little guy said, "Okay, but honey, could you invite the Grey Immortal along?"
Bai Hechou: "Are you lusting after his body again?"
A chubby little cat: "How could that be? Am I that kind of cat?! My only true love is you, my wife QAQ"
Bai Hechou: "That's not what I meant... Never mind, whatever you want, anyway, it's not me who's having a headache."
A chubby little guy: "@白何愁baijie Thank you, wife~ (hugs her tightly)"
Bai Hechou: "Then I'll go call someone... oh wait, I mean, call the rat." (Breaks free from her embrace and runs away)
A chubby little guy: "Hey! Honey, don't run away! I'm not in a hurry, I'll hug you a little longer!"
Bai Jie immediately closed the chat interface with a chubby little cat: Sigh~ How did I end up being lured away by such a cat? (Although it felt pretty good).
Lost in thought, Bai Jie opened a group chat called "Mouse-Catching Team Strategy Discussion".
Bai Hechou (baijie): "Is the Great Immortal there? Log in and let's have some fun!"
The Great Immortal Grey, with boundless magical power, said: "Since I happen to have some free time, I'll reluctantly play a couple of rounds with you."
Looking at this message, Bai Jie rolled his eyes: This guy is still so arrogant, I really want to go over and give him a swipe.
Just as Bai Jie was about to confront the mouse, an ID suddenly popped up in the group.
Snakes and rats in the same den: "With your trash skills that even an elementary school student would be ashamed of, you're trying to carry others? You just want to gain experience, don't you?"
Grey Immortal, with boundless magical power: "What nonsense! That's not a problem with my skills! It's clearly a problem with the phone and computer. If I had a properly sized one, I would be invincible in no time!"
In the living room of a house, a large gray rat was excitedly typing on the sofa. Just as it sent a message, the bedroom door was suddenly pulled open.
"Someone like you complains about not having a suitable phone or computer? Then go and switch to a humanoid form. A humanoid form will be just right, and then you can show me your invincibility!"
Startled by the sudden sound, Hui Xian'er looked up and saw Xu Xian walking out of the bedroom.
"Why did you suddenly pop out when we were having a nice chat in the group? You're trying to scare me to death!"
Standing at the bedroom door, Xu Xian curled his lip and said, "Why chat in the group when there's only a door between us? Can't we just face each other directly?"
On the other end, Bai Jie stared speechlessly at the two IDs that had suddenly fallen silent. He could guess that these two rivals had gone to argue again.
Bai Hechou (baijie): "@Grey Immortal, your magic is boundless... Hmm... Do you still have time to play now?"
Snake and Rat in a Nest: "Don't worry, he'll have time. I'll join in later, but I'll have to wait a bit while I duel with him."
Bai Hechou: "A duel?"
At Xu Xian and Hui Xian'er's place, the man and the rat were staring at each other, the atmosphere heavy and tense.
"Are you ready?" Xu Xian asked slowly.
"I've been prepared for this for a long time. I'm not going to lose this time. Just wait to die!"
"Hmph! That's not necessarily true."
Both the man and the rat had fierce flames burning in their eyes, their fighting spirit soaring.
"Let's begin!" they said in unison.
Xu Xian and Hui Xian'er raised their hands at the same time.
"Rock, paper, scissors!" x2
"Hahahaha, I won!" Xu Xian laughed, exuding a silly and goofy vibe.
"You cheated! You absolutely cheated! You clearly left a little later than me!"
Grey Fairy jumped out of her skin in a fit of rage (JPG).
"Hahahaha, if you can't handle the game, don't play. If you're bad, practice more!"
Grey Fairy: "Aa ...
In a cage in the corner of the room, a little gray mouse raised its head in confusion. "What is Daddy doing with that human?"
A blank stare (JPG).
"Is it a competition with humans for the position of family head?"
Contemplation Point (JPG)
"Hmm... it seems like Dad lost."
Lost Point (JPG)
"I'm sure now. I'll definitely do my best to defeat that human who bullies me and my dad every day."
A determined look on his face (JPG).
Why is Grey Fairy's son still here? Well... because his mother hasn't been found.
After a while, in a game, Bai Jie was controlling a character waiting at a pre-selected rendezvous point.
"I've arrived with my pet."
"Young master is here."
"Honey, I've arrived. Where are you?"
Three messages popped up in three different friend chat boxes. After seeing them, Bai Jie looked around nearby and then... he saw three very outrageous guys.
Bai Hechou: "Wait, what's going on here?!"
After Bai Jie sent this message to the team channel, a player with the game ID "Mouse Must Die" replied.
"It's nothing, I just pinched your cheek."
Bai Jie: That's all you're saying! I really want to know how you created that "Come here" meme-worthy face!
At this moment, another Devil Muscle Rat character spoke in the squad channel.
Rat Lord: "Why did you drag this stinky cat into this?! I'm not playing anymore!"
The mouse must die: "Don't go, Little Grey, let's get to know each other better. I love your scent."
Rat Lord: "Get lost! You just want to eat me!!"
Feifei started teasing Huixian'er, while Baijie chatted with Xu Xian.
The White Snake, searching for her benefactor: "How am I? Am I beautiful?"
Bai Hechou: "You transvestite, get lost!"
The White Snake, searching for her benefactor: "Am I not beautiful enough? Little Baijie."
Bai Hechou: "Did the gray fairy eat your brain? You've made a face like Bai Suzhen's."
The white snake, searching for her benefactor, said: "Don't talk nonsense. How could I let that rat gnaw on me? I would only let my benefactor gnaw on me."
Bai Jie: Why is there no normal person around me?
Now, let's take a look at what's happening on the film set right now.
"Really? So that's your type. No need to explain, I understand! It's just that fate is cruel; we were meant to be but not meant to be..."
Rabbit covered her face, tears welling in her eyes, her expression sorrowful, as if she were a good girl who had been heartbroken by a terrible scumbag but was still trying to forgive him despite her grief.
"A Wake-Up Hoof!"
The four-legged creature leaped up and kicked Rabbit God in the face.
With a thud, the Rabbit God fell to the ground.
"Crack!"
Puss in Boots called a halt to filming. She looked helplessly at the exhausted Bunny and the Four-Faced Beast, saying, "Your kicking is still a bit fake. Let's take a break."
"Okay, director." The two award-winning actors agreed and then dragged their weary bodies back to the rest area.
During the break, Rabbit God went to see the four-legged creature.
"Don't hesitate, just kick it right here! Don't worry, I've trained!"
"But... I'll try..." Sweat beaded on the back of the four-legged creature's head: If I really kick it hard, won't something bad happen?
After the break, it was the n+1th shoot for "Love's Kick-Kick".
"3, 2, 1, Action!"
The Qilin took a deep breath, focused its energy in its dantian, channeled its power into its legs, leaped up, spun around, and roared, "Awakening Hoof!"
"Thump!" A hoof struck him squarely in the face. In slow motion, Rabbit's face slowly deformed and twisted, almost as if he was about to vomit blood.
"Pfft!!!!" Rabbit God fell to the ground.
"Teacher Tony! Are you alright?" The four-legged creature frantically helped Rabbit up.
"It's...it's okay." Rabbit Lord barely managed to click the JPG.
Seeing the scene before her, Puss in Boots was covered in cold sweat and stammered, "It's over, it's over."
To be honest, Puss in Boots is a little worried about what might happen to Rabbit. If an award-winning actor were to have a filming accident on her set, her crazy fans would definitely drive her out of the industry.
"It's a mythical beast, after all, it shouldn't be in any trouble, right?" Still feeling uneasy, Puss in Boots asked, "Why don't you go to the hospital to get checked out after today's filming?"
"No need," the rabbit said, raising its paw to decline.
"I can still hold on, just let me rest for a while."
"Okay, alright, let's film the other animals' scenes first," Puss in Boots said, wiping the sweat from his brow.
After a while, after filming the scene where Tianlu runs away from home, Rabbit God was fully revived.
"I've had a good rest, come on!" Rabbit's eyes burned with fire, his enthusiasm for work soaring.
"Are you sure you don't need to rest a little longer?"
Puss in Boots sweating profusely (JPG).
"No need, I feel great right now. I'll try to get the next shot right in one take."
"Okay, then... let's continue filming from the last shot."
Cameras in place, actors in place, recording equipment in place.
"3, 2, 1 Action."
(For some reason, Puss in Boots' "Action" chants weren't as powerful as they used to be this time.)
Let's continue from the previous scene. After the four-legged creature used its clever hoof technique to knock down the rabbit god, it dusted itself off and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? It's just that it changed its original form. What's the big deal?"
Tianlu, who had just been kicked aside by the Qilin, suddenly realized what was happening. He jumped up, grabbed Rabbit by the collar, and shook him wildly. "Don't get me wrong! I was just hunting. It has nothing to do with that lewd deer! By the way, who are you?"
The rabbit-like figure, already shaken beyond recognition: "...Who...believes...?"
Seeing that Rabbit Lord didn't believe him, Tianlu got a little anxious. He turned to the Qilin and roared, "What are you looking at! Explain yourself! Why did you turn into that?"
"...Tsk, troublesome." The four-legged creature looked impatient.
Rabbit God: "Gurgle."
"Of course, the original form is taller, making it easier to eat leaves." The Qilin transformed back into its original form, elegantly standing upright to eat the leaves.
Tianlu sighed, "Have you lived too long and gotten senile...?"
Rabbit God: "Ah~ So cute! (heart emoji)"
Tianlu turned around in shock: "Seriously?! Are you serious?"
after a while…
"I see. So you have friends in the mountains too. I was worried you'd be lonely, so I bought a new fishing rod to come here and fish with you." Rabbit held the brand-new fishing rod in his hand, looking regretful. "Looks like I won't need it. I'll just go back to Beijing and return it."
"Fishing rod, fishing rod, fishing rod, fishing rod." These two words echoed in the mind of the four-legged creature, as if a switch had been flipped.
"Whoosh!" In an instant, she flashed back to reality and hugged Rabbit Lord tightly. "Oh, Rabbit Lord, you're being too polite. Aren't we best friends? You've come all this way, why don't you stay a few more days?"
Rabbit God: Confused!
"I'll take you fishing another day. I know a really good place." The four-legged creature continued talking to itself, while putting its arm around Rabbit and walking into the Deer Man's shop.
With a bang, the door slammed shut, leaving Tianlu outside.
"Come, come, it's been a long time. I'll cook a few dishes, let's have a couple of drinks and catch up."
As he listened to the sounds coming from inside the house, Tianlu's expression gradually became blank.
"Pass!" Puss in Boots shouted.
"Bang!" The clapperboard slammed shut.
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