The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 197 Are they really going to get married?
"What kind of mischief are you up to now, you cat! I'm warning you, if you dare to mess around again, I'm not letting you off the hook!" The little tit bared its teeth, arched its back, and its fur stood on end.
The straw dog instinctively hid behind him.
"No, no, I really didn't mean anything by it," Puss in Boots said, both amused and exasperated. She just wanted to bring Little Tit into the film crew, and maybe even pair them up in real life. What bad intentions could she possibly have?
After the explanation, the little sparrow understood the distrustful hums and said, "Forget it, you're such a shameless director. If we go in, we'll be played to death. No way."
Puss in Boots grinned. She's really not that kind of cat. She just occasionally has a brain fart, only occasionally! Usually, she's very kind, approachable, and down-to-earth!
However, no matter what she said, Little Sparrow just wouldn't agree, "We still have to patrol the mountains, we don't have time to film."
Puss in Boots had no choice but to leave in the end.
"How did it go? Did it work?" Xiaohang asked as they returned to the corner where they were discussing the script.
"No, he doesn't agree." Puss in Boots shrugged.
Xiaohang looked completely unsurprised. "Given what you did before, there's no way he'd want to join."
"Let's put theirs aside for now, there's no rush. Let's study the other two plots first."
Puss in Boots recounted the upcoming appearances of Huang Si and Huang Wu, as well as her own plan to make a cameo appearance. Xiao Hang, after listening, clicked her tongue in amazement and couldn't help but ask her a question.
"Is it okay for you to sneak in your own agenda?"
Puss in Boots waved its paw and said, "Only by adding your own personal touches can you create your own style. It just so happens that the animal designs I have online can be used."
……
After filming wrapped up for the afternoon, the crew quickly dispersed. The straw dog and the little titmouse continued their companionship.
"Little Sparrow really doesn't plan to come to the film set?"
"It's not that we have a problem with the director. We understand that filming is dangerous, but we still have to work."
The two beasts walked and talked, and the straw dog drooped its ears after receiving a reply.
"Then ask the director to give me fewer scenes, and let Little Sparrow come with me when we're filming."
"Meow?" The little titmouse was taken aback, then turned to look at the strange beast beside it and asked, "Doggy, do you like me?"
The air fell silent instantly. The straw dog's mind went blank for a moment, and it took him a long time to process the information conveyed in those words.
"Ah...ah? Ah!? No, no, am I behaving like this?"
The little tit tilted its head. "The dog's reaction was pretty obvious."
The straw dog's face instantly turned bright red, and it instinctively turned its head away, unable to meet his gaze. "N-no, I didn't!!"
"Uh...but you've got flowers all over your body, doggy."
"Huh?!" The straw dog touched his body and realized that countless flowers had bloomed on him without his knowledge, with the largest one on his head weighing heavily on his neck.
"We've got a dog, and we like you a lot too, so let's treat you like a couple for now." The little titmouse patted the straw dog generously.
"Eh eh eh?!"
Whether it was due to the mountain god's spiritual power or his inner emotions, the flowers on the straw dog bloomed more profusely and brilliantly.
He was in a daze the whole way and didn't even remember how he entered the cave. It wasn't until the little sparrow was about to leave that he instinctively called out to it.
"Hey, wait a minute. Little Sparrow, about the film crew...?"
The little titmouse waved its paws without turning its head, "Let's think about this, don't rush, doggy." With that, it leaped away.
The straw dog lay down again in a daze, then suddenly sprang up, "Wait! I'm dating the little sparrow?! Dating every single time?!"
……
In the following days, the two animals often went out on dates to enjoy the scenery together. Puss in Boots's comment, "You two should get married right now," seemed to have come true. When the news reached the film crew, she was completely bewildered and wondered if her words had been blessed.
"This shouldn't be happening!" She scratched her head, completely baffled.
Thinking about the couples in the show, Rabbit Lord is like a mythical creature, Bai Jie Tian Lu is like a demon, and Walnut is like a lucky boy... wait a minute.
Puss in Boots slapped his forehead and belatedly realized that his on-screen couples seemed to have some kind of real-life connection.
"So our show actually has a romance variety show effect?" Xiaohang complained.
They were working on the script together when Bamboo came over and told them the news.
As for the source of the information...
It's worth noting that the extras in the film were all local animals. They happened to encounter a straw dog and a little tit in the mountains. Plus, Puss in Boots hadn't kept his words hidden from the animals, so the story spread.
"Director, a lot of beasts want you to pair them up with someone; they've already blocked the doorway!" Bamboo said anxiously, wiping away sweat.
Puss in Boots and Xiaohang looked at each other, never expecting things to develop this way.
"Director, those beasts are refusing to leave and insist that you go out and arrange a marriage between them."
"Quickly! Get our crew's part-time bodyguards over here!"
……
"Director, I want a promotion, I want a supporting role, and could you also set me up on a blind date?"
"Director, I want to join the crew too!"
"director……!"
"director……!"
Outside the door, there was a deafening commotion. Soon after, a terrifying roar drowned out all other sounds.
After another round of noise and panicked escape, the door opened, and the adult Bixie walked in with two brothers, followed by Zhuzi.
"Director, what's wrong? So many beasts are blocking your door," Tianlu asked curiously.
The evil spirit reverted to its smaller form with a bang, and together with the Hundred Solutions, they were examined.
Puss in Boots sighed, "Don't even mention it."
She recounted the whole story, and the three brothers' expressions turned strange after listening.
"You mean... the couples you wrote in your scripts have basically all come true?" After asking, Pi Xie subconsciously looked at his two brothers. Tian Lu happened to meet his gaze, and the two brothers instantly felt like they had a "danger" sign on their foreheads.
No, no, that would get you struck by lightning!
So they all looked at Hyakki, who seemed immune to being struck by lightning, but Hyakki was pondering another question.
Is Little Sparrow not joining the cast? How am I supposed to enjoy their sweet moments now? Wait, if they get together, maybe we can watch a real-life animal version? Still no, I don't want to be a third wheel.
"Hundred solutions? Hundred solutions?"
"Huh?" Bai Jie looked up in confusion after being called twice by Tian Lu, only to find that all the beasts in the room were staring at him. "Wh-what's wrong?"
"It's nothing." Pi Xie looked away, feeling slightly guilty, and covered Tian Lu's mouth.
This topic ends here.
The trouble outside had been resolved, but since the three brothers were already there, Bai Jie thought for a moment and brought up the important matter, "Director, is the new script finished? Let's take a look."
Although he had read the original novel of "Beast Yan" in his previous life, so many years have passed and his memory is no longer a computer. He really can't remember it now without looking at the script.
"Give."
Taking the script from Puss in Boots, Bai Jie bent down and opened it. Tian Lu and Bi Xie peeked over, and the three heads squeezed together.
In the scene where Huang Si appears, he tries to lure Tu Baoshu back to the city to be his wife, but Tianlu stops him.
Tianlu nodded. He thought it made perfect sense. If your meal ticket is about to be stolen, how can you not try to get it back?
Scrolling down, you'll find that Little Skull's friend from the mortal realm died and went to the underworld, where she was found by Di Ting and Little Skull. They then helped her find a job.
[Attached image]
A creature with black and white fur, resembling a hybrid of a cat and a panda. Next to it is a line of text: (Author: This Beast).
……
The three brothers all looked up and stared at Puss in Boots. Bai Jie silently turned the book over to face forward, while Tian Lu asked suspiciously, "Director, what are you trying to do by filming this yourself?"
"Ahem." Puss in Boots coughed lightly. "I'm just setting an example for everyone."
Xiaohang glanced at her sideways. "You didn't say that before."
Bai Jie tilted his head and realized something was wrong. "But it's not you who's appearing. It's just your beast character. We still need to hire an actor."
Puss in Boots suddenly felt a toothache. She had come up with this excuse in an instant, and sure enough, the flaw was immediately exposed. But since she had already said it, she could only bite the bullet and try to cover it up.
"I'll go and film it myself."
Originally, we wanted Huang Jiu to use his transformation technique to take his place, but it seems that won't work now.
Xiaohang's eyes lit up! If the director was going to make a film, wouldn't he be able to take charge of the filming? It seemed like he could finally give Puss in Boots a good beating!
The person who was pranked suddenly felt a chill run down their spine.
Before they knew it, the day for filming began arrived. Early in the morning, just as dawn was breaking, Huang Wu got out of bed.
He folded the blankets, washed up, ate breakfast, and meditated in the morning. By the time he finished, it was already bright outside. He got up and went to Huang Si's room.
Inside the room plastered with anime posters, Huang Si was fast asleep, hugging a huge plush toy. Hearing the door open, he groggily rolled over and changed position, saliva dribbling from the corner of his mouth.
Huang Wu silently approached the bedside, grabbed the corner of the blanket with his claws, and took a deep breath. Two seconds later, he suddenly raised his claws and yanked the blanket off! Huang Si, still wrapped in the blanket, was flung into the air and spun wildly like a top!
"Fourth Brother, wake up!!!"
"Oh my god!" This earth-shattering moan not only startled Huang Si, but also Huang's parents in the next room, who jumped up in fright!
Mr. Huang, still shaken, patted his wildly beating heart. "This fourth son's moans are louder than a rooster crowing. My heart almost gave out from the fright."
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