The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 192 Three Golden Crows
"Young Master, I can't do it," Bai Jie said with a pained expression.
"If you can't do it, fire him and find a housekeeper who can!" Walnut's face was icy cold.
No, is it really that heartless?
"Young Master, why don't you let me do it!" Upon seeing the opportunity to compete for the position, Tianlu immediately stepped forward.
Bai Jie stared at him in astonishment. This wasn't like Hou Yi shooting down the sun; how could the sun be brought down?
"Hee hee! Okay, Aunt Wang, go ahead!" Walnut, with one paw around Fuzai, pointed straight to the sky!
Shota was so confused by the beasts' thought processes that he couldn't keep up and couldn't get a word in edgewise.
Tianlu suddenly grew larger, casting an overwhelming shadow. Its enormous form kicked up clouds of dust with just a few steps. Baijie, Hetao, Fuzai, and Xiangtai stared blankly at the colossal creature standing before them.
"So handsome!" Walnut couldn't help but exclaim.
Tianlu's sleek fur fluttered in the wind, and his narrow green eyes glanced downwards with a hint of smugness. This form was too taxing and couldn't be maintained for long, so he paused briefly before beginning his movements.
The ground tore open, and a handful of soil and stones was forcibly pulled out and shaped into a ball. Tianlu closed one eye to take a look, then suddenly twisted his body, unleashing tremendous power from his waist. With a whoosh, the ball of earth shot into the sky, heading straight for the sun!
……
The perspective shifts to the sky, where a three-legged golden crow soars through the blue sky and white clouds, its body gleaming with golden light, humming a little tune.
Suddenly, he flapped his wings and stopped in mid-air, looking down at the area below. "Is this the Rainbow Cloud Mountains? The address I was given should be here."
After circling twice to confirm his location, he flapped his wings and slowly descended. "Sigh~ I never thought that I, a dignified three-legged golden crow, would be reduced to working as a laborer."
"Hey, what is that?"
As he marveled, he suddenly noticed a black dot rapidly enlarging in his field of vision. Just as he was wondering what it was, the dot hurtled towards him with lightning speed… It was a gigantic sphere, shaped like mud and gravel, capable of crushing a bird to death!
"Gah!!"
With a scream, the three-legged golden crow vanished, leaving only a single golden feather in mid-air, which was blown up by the wind before slowly drifting down.
……
Back on the ground, the five beasts raised their paws to shield their eyes from the sunlight, squinting at the sky. The sun remained unchanged, still radiating light and heat that scorched the beasts until they were drenched in sweat.
"Hey, Aunt Wang hasn't changed at all. She'll get fired if she lies to me." Walnut rubbed her eyes and looked at Tianlu, still in the domineering CEO persona.
The other beasts all turned their gazes toward them.
Tianlu curled his lip, indignantly, "Tch, why can a mud man shoot down the golden bird, but I can't?"
"You really think this is like Hou Yi shooting down the sun? And what you're trying to shoot down isn't the Golden Crow, it's the real sun!" Bai Jie quipped sharply.
Although we don't know what happened in ancient times, what's hanging in the sky now is indeed the sun, a star in the astronomical sense, not some golden crow.
Just as Tianlu was feeling down, the door of their house not far away suddenly opened with a bang, and Bixie rushed out in a hurry.
"Tianlu, why have you gotten so big?! Did you encounter an enemy?!"
He slammed on the brakes in front of the five beasts, glancing around warily. A moment of awkward silence fell. Bai Jie nudged Tian Lu, signaling for him to explain himself.
"What's wrong? Why aren't you all talking? Where's the enemy?" After looking around and not finding any suspected hostile entities, Bixie looked suspiciously at the five beasts who had remained silent since he came out.
Tianlu suddenly felt a force pushing him from behind. Caught off guard, he stumbled and looked up to meet Bixie's scrutinizing gaze.
"So what's going on?"
"Ah, well..." Tianlu stammered, turning his head away as he weakly said, "Actually, it's like this, we were just now..."
"Watch out from the sky!"
Before he could finish speaking, Bixie suddenly interrupted him with a sharp shout.
Heaven?
The beasts instinctively looked up at each other.
Under the azure sky, a dazzling golden streak plummeted down! The golden crow's eyes were tightly closed, and its body was swept away by the gale like a kite with a broken string, clearly knocked unconscious!
"It looks like it's going to hit us!!" Shota exclaimed, and the beasts scattered instantly!
With a deafening "boom!", dust billowed up, and small pebbles were thrown a few centimeters into the air before silently falling back down. A faint scream could be heard, but it was drowned out by the horrifying impact.
"There really are enemies!" Bixie's expression turned solemn, and he assumed a defensive posture. Tianlu stood to the side, seemingly wanting to say something but then stopping himself.
As the dust settled, a large pit more than a meter deep was revealed. Several heads peered down and saw a large, three-legged golden bird with its eyes darting around lying at the bottom of the pit.
Bai Jie recognized the image and paused for a moment before realizing what it was.
Isn't that the three-legged golden crow? Wait a minute! Tianlu just threw a ball of dirt into the sky... Could it be such a coincidence?
By this time, Jinwu had recovered somewhat. He propped himself up, shook his head, and as soon as he regained consciousness, he opened his eyes wide and looked around angrily. "Who! Who is it! How dare you throw something at me?! Do you know who I am?!"
Upon hearing this, Bixie recalled Tianlu's sudden enlargement and turned to ask, "Did you do this?"
"Uh... I guess so." Tianlu nodded blankly.
The evil spirits are clear; it seems this is the enemy.
The shouting Golden Crow also heard this, and immediately cast an unfriendly glare over. "So it's you bunch of furry balls! Do you even know who I am, daring to ambush me! I am the Three-Legged Golden Crow..."
"It's so noisy." Bixie frowned and jumped into the pit.
"Wait, Bixie!" Baijie realized what he was about to do and quickly tried to stop him. However, it was too late. A fierce battle erupted from the pit, along with the shrill screams of a certain golden crow!
The violence in the scene terrified the three little walnuts, who covered their eyes and dared not watch.
"Gah! Ahhh! Stop! This is extremely disrespectful and you'll be punished! Ah!"
"Let me tell you, I am a three-legged golden crow!"
"Gah, ah... let go, let me go, ah... I'm going to... stop... breathing..."
Jinwu was being choked and his eyes were rolling back in his head. Baijie and Tianlu finally lost their temper and rushed down!
"A bird left under its claws! He's not an enemy, Bixie!"
……
"Beep, beep. Beep, beep."
Not long after, Puss in Boots' phone, which was directing filming somewhere in Caiyun Mountain, suddenly vibrated. She took it out and saw that it was Bai Jie calling, so she answered it and put it to her ear.
"Hey."
"I can't wake him up! What should I do?"
"Let me think, pinch the philtrum, artificial respiration, CPR."
"He's a bird, not a human. I know CPR, but who will do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? You guys can't do it, Baijie Tianlu."
"I don't want the walnuts."
"Fu-zai doesn't want it either."
"Huh? Am I the only one left?"
"Quiet down, quiet down, everyone stop arguing, the call is connected!"
She barely managed to say "hello" before a huge commotion erupted on the other end of the phone, nearly scaring her into dropping it.
After a brief commotion, things finally quieted down. Bai Jie's embarrassed voice came through, "Um, Director, Jin Wu is with us, currently... unconscious..." His voice grew weaker as he spoke, revealing a hint of embarrassment.
Puss in Boots' brain worked, thought, and then froze, remaining silent for more than ten seconds before hesitantly asking, "Last time it was Xu Dashan... this time you've changed your target to Jinwu?"
"What are you talking about! It wasn't a kidnapping, no! This was purely an accident! An accident!" Bai Jie on the other side was clearly losing his composure and his defenses were about to crumble.
Puss in Boots was skeptical, especially after hearing what had happened. "Just throwing a stone into the sky and the Golden Crow came crashing down? That was an accident?"
"Really, Director? I just threw it anywhere!" Tianlu interjected, and you could imagine his mournful face just from his voice.
"Hey, stop worrying about that, shouldn't we get him to the hospital first!" Bai Jie interrupted, shouting.
When the serious business was brought up, Puss in Boots had no choice but to put this aside for the time being.
Filming was halted, and she and Xiaohang urgently drove to the foot of Pixiu Mountain, taking Baijie and other beasts, as well as Jinwu, to Huarui Bird's clinic.
Upon arrival, the Flower Bird, who had already been notified, carried the patient into the emergency room and quickly began the examination.
Under the bright red and white light, the smooth, brand-new tiled floor reflected several blurry outlines. The group of mythical creatures, along with Puss in Boots and Xiaohang, waited in the hall. The atmosphere wasn't tense; after all, they were mythical creatures, not so easily killed.
The door to the examination room was suddenly pushed open, and Hua Rui Niao came out and took off her mask.
"How is it, doctor? Is the bird alright?" Puss in Boots asked with concern.
"Don't worry, the patient only has superficial injuries and is already awake," Hua Rui Niao said, taking a sip of her green tea.
Upon hearing this, the beasts rushed into the examination room. The Golden Crow had just come down from the instrument and was terrified when it saw them suddenly bark, especially the three brothers. It jumped onto the instrument, one wing protecting itself and the other pointing in their direction.
"What are you doing? You want to hit me? Let me tell you, I am the Three-Legged Golden Crow! Do you know the True Fire of the Sun? I didn't want to set the mountain on fire before, but if you push me too far, don't blame me for being impolite!"
"Hey, calm down, calm down! We're not here to hit you!" Puss in Boots was startled, fearing that the other party would really set fire.
"Yes, yes, that was just a misunderstanding. Let's talk it out!" Xiaohang wiped away his cold sweat and hurriedly agreed.
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