The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 178 Main Story Released
The latest episode of "The Beast's Tale" has been released, and netizens have flooded the official website with comments, creating hundreds of comments, all of them criticizing the show.
Heavenly Father-Earth Mother: [Isn't this supposed to be a cute anime? Why am I suddenly getting all excited?]
Little Kun: [Gagagagagagaga, I'm coming clean, I'm the director, and I'm going to kill you all!!]
Xiao Chen: [Who said this plot is too sweet? It's so angsty! Does anyone know the director's family? Let's ask the director to make it even more angsty.]
The cutest Pixiu, Lu'an: [Are you serious upstairs?]
The incredibly handsome and charismatic wild Nebula: [Director, don't be ungrateful! Give me some candy right now!!]
Pan Xiao: [Brothers, it's decided, let's go explore the director's house. By the way, does anyone know the director's address? I'll mail myself there (evil laugh)]
When I have free time, I'm going to go crazy: [Count me in (evil laugh)]
Pan Xiao: [Tu (Wai Rui Gu De .jpg)]
Bai Hechou (baijie): [I know! But I can't say. However, there's a razor blade shipping service; the cost of the blade plus shipping is only five yuan extra.]
Amitabha Buddha: [Are you serious upstairs? If so, I'll place an order.]
@白何愁baijie
Bai Hechou (baijie): [Of course it's true, I have pictures to prove it!]
[picture]
The picture shows Puss in Boots taking a selfie with his back to a box of razor blades, and his expression looks like he's constipated.
Xiao Kun: [You're actually serious?! Never mind, I'll place an order first.]
The cutest Pixiu, Lu'an: [Didn't the person upstairs claim to be the author before? (Add one to your order.)]
Xiao Xiangzi: [Order placed! When you send the razor blades, please include our online names!]
Sunday: [Placed an order, and also agree with the comment above.]
Voice of Time and Space: [+1]
Songnan: [+1]
Yanqing [Beyond]: [+1]
Bai Hechou (baijie): [Okay, okay, I'll contact them one by one later.]
……
Two days later, Puss in Boots received the package. She took the cardboard box home and opened it. Inside was a whole box of cardboard boxes of different sizes.
Puss in Boots casually picked one up and opened it; inside was a box full of gleaming razor blades. A small note fell out of the box, and Puss in Boots picked it up and read: "Sent to: Xiao Kun."
"What the hell is this?" Puss in Boots was completely confused. He opened several more boxes, and found razor blades, razor blades, and more razor blades. Each box also contained a note with the sender's name on it.
Soon after, the floor was covered with blades, and the metallic reflections made the room seem brighter. Puss in Boots sat in the cardboard box from the beginning, looking completely bewildered.
With a ding, a message notification sounded, and she took out her phone to find that it was a message from Bai Jie.
Bai Hechou (baijie): [Did you receive the package?]
Puss in Boots' expression fell after reading the message, and he typed a reply.
Boots Underneath the Waist: [Why are you sending me razor blades again, sugar daddy? Just tell me what you're unhappy about!]
Bai Hechou (baijie): [No, this time I sent it to someone else on their behalf. Besides, if you send me a scathing message, I'll send you one too. I'm not asking you to change the script.]
After I sent the message, the other party sent me a bunch of pictures, all of which were chat logs about trading razor blades.
Puss in Boots suddenly felt a darkness before his eyes.
Sending razor blades wasn't enough for you, you even sent them for others? And you actually made a profit from it! We should really hand over the production management to a business genius like you!
Of course, she was just thinking about it. Bai Jie was already working part-time as an actor and half a screenwriter, and he had even been tricked into going to elementary school. If she added more work to his workload, he might actually report her for exploiting child labor.
Just then, another message came from the other end.
Bai Hechou (baijie): [By the way, take a selfie of yourself spreading out those notes and razor blades and send it to me.]
Crouching under boots: [Why?]
[This is the client's request.]
Crouching under boots: [Emoji: [Question mark question mark question mark]]
Crouching Under Boots: [No way! I have my dignity too!]
MiaoPay balance received: [One thousand yuan!]
[This is the dividend.]
[Okay, boss, I'll be right there!]
[picture]
The image shows razor blades and an open strip of paper. Puss in Boots' head is on the left side of the camera, baring its teeth and making a peace sign.
Bai Hechou (baijie): [Expression: [Stunned]]
When those netizens received the photo as evidence, they couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
Why does this director seem not only not scared at all, but actually quite happy?
……
The release of the main storyline not only caused a stir online, but also in the class where the three brothers studied. Ever since the "beasts" in the class learned that one of their classmates was an actor, they all went to watch "Beasts Are There," and it turned out that most of them liked it, perhaps partly because they could often interact with the characters in the show.
Inside the classroom, several mythical creatures that had appeared in movies were surrounded by students, who were full of enthusiasm.
"Tianlu's Hundred Evil-Repelling Cures, you guys are so cool in the latest episode!"
"Ahhh! Can you turn back into your original form so I can touch it? It's so cool!"
"Walnut, you saw Tianlu and Bixie fighting, why didn't you cry?"
"Can you sign your name for me?"
"Aww! I want you to carry me around in your original form a couple of times, okay?"
The mythical beasts were at a loss, with so many beasts speaking that they didn't know which one to reply to first.
Outside the herd of beasts, in his seat, Qiong Xiaoqi was chewing on his pen, making a clicking sound.
I am not envious at all, I am not envious at all, I am not envious at all!
"Stop biting it, or you'll get a beating from your uncle when you get home if you bite the pen in half," Taotie reminded him.
"Mind your own business! I love biting my pen, what's it to you?" Despite his harsh words, Qiong Xiaoqi angrily threw the pen back into the pencil case, then crossed his arms and tried to comfort himself.
It's okay. I'll be filming soon too. With my skills, I'll surpass these guys in no time.
……
Back on the side of the divine beasts, Yue Tian called out twice outside the beast herd, but his words were drowned out by the noise. After realizing this, he simply squeezed into the herd.
When he reached the mythical beasts, he saw the three leaders opening and closing their mouths as they looked at him, but he couldn't hear what they were saying. He didn't care, closed his eyes, and roared at the top of his lungs, "Stop making noise! Class is about to start!!"
The classroom fell silent instantly. The students looked at each other, then instinctively glanced at the clock on the wall. Their expressions changed, and they rushed back to their seats as fast as they could.
The mythical beasts breathed a sigh of relief, and Shota bent down and pulled out Walnut, which had almost disappeared under the table.
"It's alright now, Mr. Walnut, come out."
"Mmm...mmm...mmmmmmmm..."
Bixie Chaoyue nodded, "Well done."
Upon hearing this, the little wolf cub wagged its tail proudly, showing signs of being domesticated into a dog. "Hehe, I haven't let the boss down." After saying that, he glanced at the time and hurriedly ran back to his seat.
Just then, Bai Jie suddenly felt himself being tugged. He turned around and saw a gray-striped white Ragdoll cat. He recognized it immediately. Wasn't this the cat that had taken the exam for him before the last winter break? But the original cat wasn't there; another cat was impersonating it.
"What's the matter?" Bai Jie asked, puzzled.
"Hehe, my name is Rong Huan, little brother. My cat can do backflips!"
"Huh?" A question mark appeared in Bai Jie's eyes.
Rong Huan winked at him, "Want to come to my house and see the cats? My house is huge~"
Aren't you a cat?
Bai Jie was even more confused. Before he could speak, Tian Lu interrupted, "What do you mean?! Do you think we don't use the internet?!"
"Don't be so fierce. I just wanted to invite you to my house. If you don't want to, then forget it. Sigh~ I even secretly brought some snacks to school today." Rong Huan sighed and turned to leave, shaking her head as she went.
In the next instant, she saw a blur before her eyes, and Tianlu appeared in front of her, crawling on the ground with its tail wagging wildly. "Go! Go! Hiss~ Can I have a taste of the snacks?"
Tianlu, you've lost all your integrity!
Bai Jie suddenly stood up and watched as Rong Huan smiled and patted Tian Lu's head, "Hehe, it feels so good, so obedient."
"Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!"
The school bell rang suddenly, and Tianlu jumped up with a start. Although he was craving snacks, his fear of the Xie Zhi's horn still prevailed.
"Come find me after class~" Rong Huan waved her paw and quickly returned to her seat.
Bai Jie hurriedly sat down, speechless for a moment, realizing he had encountered Number Two Fei Fei.
……
The class ended in the blink of an eye, and Tianlu really dragged his two brothers and ran out of the classroom with Ronghuan.
"If you eat my food, you'll have to let me touch it, okay?" In a corner of the playground, Rong Huan looked at the two Pixiu, one gold and one blue, who were eating with great relish.
The school doesn't allow snacks, which made both foodies drool. Not only Tianlu, but Baijie also couldn't resist the temptation of snacks.
Upon hearing Rong Huan's words, both of them looked up in bewilderment. Bi Xie even turned his head away in disbelief, suspecting that if it weren't for his two younger brothers, he might have been sold off and was still counting money for the seller.
"Hehehehehe, here I come~" Rong Huan excitedly stretched out her wicked claws, and Bi Xie immediately turned around and stared at her, ready to subdue her if she dared to do anything too outrageous.
Under surveillance, Rong Huan petted two Pixiu, whose fur was shiny and smooth, and which also had a body fragrance. The claws felt amazing.
When he touched Bai Jie, Rong Huan chuckled and said, "Come to think of it, I seem to be older than you~"
Bai Jie shifted awkwardly and said, "You still want me to call you brother?"
Rong Huan froze, then suddenly bristled, "Sister? It's my sister!!"
"Eh?!"
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