The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 158 The Tree Ran Away
"Four-Faced Beast, you're finally back! Come on, let's start the next round!" Tianlu greeted excitedly as the door opened.
"Okay, Little Blue Circle," Si Bu Xiang replied, closing the door behind him.
The straw dog watched enviously as the nine beasts started another round of play, and couldn't help but urge the old goat, "Village Chief, hurry up!"
"Alright, alright, I'll get your paws out now." The old goat was covered in sweat, but his hands moved steadily. Before long, the straw dog's paws and part of its upper body were woven out.
"Alright, I'll do the rest myself." The straw dog stretched its body and raised its paw. In the next second, a series of dazzling movements left the old goat seeing only afterimages. In less than a minute, a straw dog, completely intact, stood in front of him.
"You're moving way too fast!" The old goat rubbed his eyes, wondering if he had missed a section.
"Practice makes perfect," the straw dog replied, eagerly heading straight for the other beasts who were playing on their phones. "When are you guys going to finish this game? I want to play too!"
With Chugou joining the game team, the situation became 5v5, and Bixie decisively left his original team and returned to his brothers.
The four-legged creature looked at him with a mournful expression, and Totoro immediately objected.
"Mimi mimi mimi mimi!"
"No way! Your team already had strong luck, and now it's even stronger. How are we supposed to compete?"
"What can we do? We can't keep playing four against five!" The Totoro brothers had been causing trouble time and time again, and Yue Tian was getting a little annoyed.
“Pipi and Baijie, come to us. Brother, Chugou, and Bixie, go to your place. We will strengthen you and weaken you. It’s just right.”
"mum?"
"I disagree. You wish!"
After some haggling, Yue Tian tearfully saved Bai Jie, but Tian Lu and Bi Xie were still lured to the enemy side. Fortunately, he managed to win over Xiao Shan Que to replace Long Mao.
This time, it was Bai Jie's turn to look sorrowful.
Hello, you guys are so nice! Totoro, the four-legged creature, Tianlu, Bixie, the straw dog, the little sparrow, the moon and the yellow nine, each one of you is either a brother or a lover, or at least a best friend. So I'm the only one all alone, right?
He glanced at the opposite side and felt even more uncomfortable. He saw Tianlu sitting between Bixie and Sibuxiang, his bright eyes shining like a giant light bulb. Sibuxiang's gaze towards him was also strange.
"Alright, let's start the next round!" Huang Jiu said excitedly as he opened the team chat room.
The beasts joined the room, and the game began. Bixie chose the archer role, and Sibuxiang immediately wanted to choose the support role, but Tianlu snatched it away.
"Hehe, let's combine our swords and crush the enemy!"
The four principles of not harboring resentment towards each other are added by 1.
"Hmm?" Bai Jie looked up when he heard Tian Lu's words.
"Uh, Bai Jie, I wasn't talking about you. How could I possibly hit you? Hehe."
"Hmm~" Bai Jie lowered his head again with satisfaction.
"Hey! Don't intentionally feed kills!" came the warning from Maolong to Tianlu.
After selecting the heroes, while waiting for the loading screen, Maolong glanced at his team's lineup and was immediately shocked. "Two supports! And they're Da Qiao and Cai Wenji! What are you doing?!" He glared at Tianlu and Sibuxiang.
"I want to travel with Bixie all the way," Tianlu said confidently.
"I had already locked in my hero at that time." The Four-Faced Beast guiltily looked away.
"You!" Cat Dragon was furious.
Soon, they all put on masks of pain. The opposing team, who had chosen the assassin Bai Jie, went straight into our jungle, killed Cai Wenji Si Bu Xiang who was forced to jungle, dominated the jungle, and even blocked the fountain to take a wave of minions, causing them to fall into a disadvantage.
The strategist Yue Tian was laughing heartily, praising his own cleverness. But his laughter soon faded as Bai Jie went on a killing spree, not only slaughtering the opposing team but also stealing minions, monsters, and kills, leaving none of his teammates able to develop. Bai Jie was almost at max level and fully equipped, while they were still only level seven or eight.
On the other hand, despite being chased and killed everywhere, with their turrets scattered, they still had a stable minion wave and occasional kills and jungle monsters. Thus, a bizarre situation has emerged where Bai Jie is frantically chasing down the enemy, while the enemy is turning around and frantically surrounding and intercepting them.
"Third Master, leave me some! This is no fun at all!" Yue Tian, a marksman who couldn't develop at all, wailed.
"Little White, I'm begging you! Give us a few kills!" Little Sparrow, the warrior who was being out-killed by the support through gold, also broke down.
"I don't want to." Bai Jie refused without hesitation, and then continued killing, his face full of the pleasure of revenge.
Moonlight and Little Sparrow were in despair.
"You guys can just relax and AFK, just watch him show off his beast skills." Huang Jiu leaned back in his chair, holding his phone in one paw. His chosen hero was Yao, and he was currently AFK on Bai Jie.
As for the straw dog, he was truly offline, his phone lying on the table, while he himself was stabbing a straw doll into it one toothpick after another, muttering resentfully, "Damn humans! How could they invent such a vicious game! I curse you! I curse you to die a horrible death!"
The game ended with Totoro stealing the crystal while Baikai was swarming his teammates at the fountain. However, even though they won, none of them were happy, including Baikai's team. No one was happy except for Baikai himself, as the game experience was terrible, and they ended up losing.
……
As evening approached, all the animals returned to their homes. In the old goat's yard, the big tree swayed slightly, and the soil beneath it loosened a little. Soon after, the ancient tree roots broke through the soil.
It was the dead of night, and the strange movement of the tree... went unnoticed by any beast.
The second day...
"Where's my tree?!" A thunderous roar pierced the sky, and the old goat, standing in his yard, felt his heart clench as he stared at the huge crater in front of him.
Where's my tree! Where's my big tree?! Did it grow wings and fly away?!
An hour later, all the beasts that had been there yesterday gathered around the pit. The cat-dragon squatted down, dipped his finger in the soil, tasted it, and commented professionally, "The taste is fairly fresh. I guess it was dug up around 2 a.m.
All the beasts looked at him, their eyes clearly saying, "You also have this skill?"
"Tell me, who did this? You were the only ones who came to my house yesterday." The old goat stroked his beard, his face ashen. That was a tree he had nurtured for hundreds of years! He had even sent the mischievous kids over, and yet today things had gone wrong!
The beasts looked at each other, then pointed together at the Four-Faced Beast.
"It's him."
"Huh!?" The four-legged creature was shocked and hurriedly waved its paws. "No, no, I didn't steal the tree! Little Plum Blossom, I slept with you all yesterday, how could I have had a chance to go out?"
Other beasts: Hmm? There's some juicy gossip!
A piercing gaze swept over them instantly, and when Si Buxiang realized he had said the wrong thing, he panicked, "No, it's not what you think! We just slept together and didn't do anything! We...we..."
He was so anxious that he started rambling incoherently, making things worse. Finally, Bixie couldn't stand it anymore and stepped in to explain, "There weren't enough rooms at home, so we're living together."
"Ah, yes! That's what Father said!"
The beasts withdrew their gossipy gazes, and the Four-Unlikes breathed a sigh of relief but quickly added, "I didn't steal the tree either."
"Alright, alright." The old goat nodded, agreeing. What kind of thief would be so foolish?
Bai Jie covered her face, hiding her wildly upturned lips.
Wasn't the Four-Faced Beast supposed to be a cool and aloof person with an idol image to maintain? Why does it always seem so silly and clueless to me now?
The beasts returned to their main topic and began examining the pit again. Huang Jiu lay down by the pit and observed it carefully for a while, then said suspiciously, "Why do I feel like this tree grew legs and ran away? This pit is obviously because the whole tree was uprooted, but I didn't see a single thick root in the pit."
Upon hearing this, the beasts looked around and, as he said, found no broken roots in the pit.
"Could the tree thief be a professional tree planter?" Maolong suggested.
"Mimi mimi mimi!" Despite the wild guess, Totoro still stood by his little brother.
“Your family’s professional tree planters came to steal trees, and with the roots so deeply embedded, how could they possibly get them out intact without making a sound?” Yue Tian retorted directly.
The old goat stroked his beard. "Old man, I do have a problem. I've had this tree examined by someone, and it's very unlikely to become a spirit. There was no sign of it before. Besides, even if it did become a spirit, how could a tree be able to leave the ground and run around so soon after becoming one?"
Huang Jiu concluded, "I don't know, I just have this feeling."
When the topic of plants came up, all the animals looked at the little titmouse, a professional present.
"How would we know? Our mountain god can only promote the growth of plants."
Tianlu listened to the beasts' discussion listlessly, chewing on his paws. He looked around boredly and suddenly noticed that Sibuxiang was sweating profusely. "Huh? Sibuxiang, what's wrong with you?"
The Four-Faced Beast remained silent for a moment, then finally spoke weakly, "Um... I know what happened..."
All the beasts looked at him, so the Four-Faced Beast reluctantly confessed to relieving himself under the tree the day before.
"Where did you poop...? Then the mouthful of dirt I ate before... ugh..." The more Cat Dragon spoke, the paler his face became, and the next second he dry-heaved and ran to the side to vomit.
After hearing this, Bai Jie suddenly remembered a plot point from the original story: the radish spirit ate the Qilin's dung and immediately ascended to heaven, only to be captured by a deity and used as food. Thinking of this, he twitched at the corner of his mouth, "You...you wouldn't have made that tree attain immortality with a pile of shit, would you?"
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