The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 150 Walnuts: Three Ways to Interpret Dreams
Only after questioning did the three beasts learn the whole story.
Tianlu was dragged by Yuetian to play with firecrackers. When they blew up the latrine, they hit a beast, which fell into the latrine. Then, an unidentified creature that was possessed chased the two beasts from one end of the village to the other. Along the way, the villagers avoided them and no one dared to stop them.
In the end, Tianlu was covered in excrement and washed himself in the stream several times, but the smell still wouldn't go away.
"Pfft, you deserve it." Bai Jie couldn't help but laugh out loud. Tian Lu stared at him resentfully, trying to get closer, but was dodged.
"You're complaining about me again, Bai Jie."
"Stop howling, I'll take you to take a bath." Bixie patted Tianlu.
When the three beasts returned to the Qilin Cave, Bai Jie saw the Qilin eating and chatting and realized something was wrong. Before Shi Qilin could speak, he spoke first: "Father, I'll go help Tianlu take a bath."
After saying that, he dashed into the bathroom, not giving Shi Qilin a chance to speak at all.
Before they knew it, evening had arrived. Bai Jie was still shaken by what had happened that day. The Qilin had been too enthusiastic, as if it wanted the three brothers to find a Qilin and get married on the spot so it could feast them. But thankfully, it was all over now.
night,
In the dream world, Walnut bounced and skipped among the dream bubbles: "Huh? Aren't Mom and Dad dreaming?"
He scratched his head, puzzled.
Walnut's father, Yundou, came home for the Chinese New Year today, which made Walnut very happy. But for some reason, Cotton Peach and Yundou wouldn't let Walnut sleep with them, and she couldn't find him in her dreams that night.
"Hey, never mind, I don't know where Uncle went. Let's go find our friends to play with."
Walnut shrugged and began searching in the dream. Soon, he arrived before Bai Jie's dream.
"Bai Jie always has strange dreams. Is today's dream going to be another outrageous one, huh?" Recalling his last dream experience, Walnut paused for a moment, hesitated for a while, but still couldn't resist his curiosity and opened the passage.
The colors distorted, and a vortex appeared before them. Walnut plunged into it, and the surrounding environment suddenly changed.
"Huh? Is this in the mountains?"
A thin layer of snow covered his feet, and the trees beside him had sparse branches and leaves. Walnut looked around and spotted a clearing not far away. He walked over to it.
A long procession appeared before them, with most of the beasts in the procession being Qilin. Walnut looked ahead and saw that the end of the procession led into a cave with a plaque above it that read "Qilin Cave." In front of the cave stood a huge banner that read: "Pixiu Blind Date Event."
"What?" Walnut looked confused.
What kind of strange dream is this?
He walked to the side of the line, and a yellow ox called out to him, "Moo, are you here for the matchmaking event too?"
"What? No, no, I'm here to find Bai Jie, Uncle. Do you know where he is?" Walnut paused for a moment, then quickly replied.
“Oh, he’s in there.” The scalper pointed towards the cave: “But you’ll have to wait in line to see him, and then you’ll have to go on a blind date with him.”
"A queue?" Walnut looked at the queue that stretched into the woods and seemed to stretch for an unknown length. She felt that even after waking up from this dream, she might not be able to see him again.
"Of course, you can also buy a spot from me. As long as you pay, my spot is yours."
"What?" Walnut's expression froze upon hearing this: "But Walnut doesn't have any, wait a minute."
He suddenly realized that he was Mengji, and that he was omnipotent in his dream.
Walnut frowned and closed his eyes. "My mother taught me to control dreams and change them."
"Little cat, what's wrong? Are you constipated?" Yellow Ox looked suspiciously at Walnut, who was straining.
next second...
"Clatter!"
A huge pile of banknotes appeared out of nowhere and fell on the scalper's head, engulfing him before he could react.
"Hey, is this enough, Uncle?" Walnut opened her eyes and asked happily.
"That's enough, that's enough! Ah~ so much money!"
Walnut successfully secured a spot. The ox was very close to the cave, and he soon entered the stone gate.
"Dear audience! Let's welcome our next guest, my eldest son, who once experienced the Investiture of the Gods and is as beautiful as a celestial being. He is... the Four! No! Appearances!"
"The Four Impermanent Forms! The Four Impermanent Forms!"
On the huge square stage, Shi Qilin was passionately hosting with a microphone in hand. The audience in front of him, rising in layers, erupted in deafening cheers. Walnut, who had just stepped out of the stone gate, looked completely bewildered.
What did they do to me?
"Hello everyone, I am the Four-Unlikes." A pleasant male voice rang out, and Walnut turned his head to look. He saw a white Qilin with a pair of golden antlers riding on auspicious clouds onto the stage.
Huh?! Isn't this the Qilin that married the Red Pixiu in the last Dream Interpretation?
"Now, please welcome the main characters of this matchmaking event! My three new sons, Pixiu, to the stage!!"
Amidst the surging voice of the First Qilin, the stage lights came on, and Walnut finally saw that Baijie, Bixie, and Tianlu were sitting behind a table in the darkness, with a scoring board in front of each of them.
What's going on here? What's going on?
Walnut was even more confused.
"The Four-Faced Beast is so cute~ I love it." Bai Jie held up a sign with a silly grin, and Tian Lu Bi Xie followed suit. Both signs read "10/10".
"Great! It seems all three of you are very satisfied with my eldest son! He even gave him an unprecedented perfect score of 30!"
"Hehe, plum blossom blue circle sun, I knew you couldn't live without me." The four-faced creature happily ran towards the three Pixiu.
Shi Qilin took out a piece of white paper, glanced at it, and then raised his voice, announcing loudly, "Let's welcome our next guest... Walnut!"
"He is from the Mengji clan and is a classmate of the three judges. He has a great advantage because of his proximity to them. Moreover, according to rumors, Xiao Baijie seems to have had a dream encounter with him. I wonder if it's true or not!"
The spotlight suddenly shone on, illuminating the bewildered Walnut at the edge of the stage and exposing him to the audience.
"Walnuts! Walnuts! Walnuts!"
The cheers, which nearly lifted the ceiling, rang out again, startling Walnut so much that the hair on the back of his head stood on end.
"Mwah mwah mwah! What happened?!"
"Oh dear, little Mengji's got a temper!" Shi Qilin flashed by and, before Walnut could react, scooped him up onto the stage and showed him to the audience: "Look, what an adorable little guy!"
Walnut snapped out of his daze and faced the entire audience, where he was met with a barrage of gazes. He was at a loss, his body trembling instinctively, and his voice trembled with tears: "Mwah~ Let, let go of Walnut!"
"Father, stop making a fuss, hurry up and bring the walnut over." Seeing that the walnut was about to cry, Bai Jie from the judges' panel quickly raised a sign that read "10 points." Tian Lu Bi Xie also raised a sign, which also read "10 points."
"Oh my! I didn't expect a perfect score to appear in two consecutive years. It seems that in the eyes of the three judges, this little Mengji is no worse than my eldest son~" Shi Qilin exclaimed in surprise. He only sent Hetao to the judges' table when Hetao was about to cry, and then went back to his cheerful hosting.
"Hey... what's going on here?" Walnut asked, wiping a tear from the corner of her eye, as the judges pressed the button again.
"Isn't it obvious? It's a blind date," Bai Jie replied matter-of-factly.
Seeing that Bai Jie was still not awake, Walnut reached out and touched him with its claws. The cheering audience, the loudly hosting Qilin, and everything in the dream suddenly froze.
Bai Jie sat there stunned for a moment, looking around. Then he looked at the walnut. His mind raced, and in an instant, he felt an overwhelming shame, wanting to commit suicide on the spot.
What kind of mess is this! Father, you've ruined me, you've really ruined me!
“Bai Jie…” Walnut looked up at Bai Jie, whose eyes still had tears that hadn’t been wiped away: “Why are you always thinking about puppy love? The teacher will be angry if she finds out.”
"Uh, you know all this?" Bai Jie grinned, feeling like ants were crawling all over his body.
"Can't I understand these things?"
"No, no, I just thought you were very innocent..."
"Moji?"
The next morning, Bai Jie opened his eyes to find his two brothers still sleeping in a mess. Bi Xie's claws were kicking his face, and Tian Lu was biting his own tail.
"This dream is really outrageous."
Recalling the events of his dream, Bai Jie's lips twitched. Last night, he and He Tao were both curious about who else would appear at the matchmaking event, so they let the dream continue. Then, Bai Jie deeply understood what the absurdity of dreams meant.
Not only did almost all the characters from "The Beasts" make an appearance, but a bunch of random characters also popped up, including SpongeBob SquarePants, Mickey Mouse, Pikachu, and Tom. This wave of childhood memories came out of nowhere, and they even came with their own background music and entrance animations!
Then, when some characters with opposing stances appeared at the same time, a chaotic battle of childhood characters began, with Bai Jie and Walnut getting involved and almost going crazy.
Before leaving, Walnut regretted that she shouldn't have dreamt of Bai Jie's wedding last time. She thought it would be really fun later on. When Bai Jie heard this idea, she broke out in a cold sweat.
Based on my dream at the time, wouldn't all the couples I shipped appear on screen? Tom and Jerry, Ash and Pikachu, Naruto and Sasuke, oh my god!
After imagining the scene, Bai Jie suddenly realized that Walnut was right; he shouldn't have interrupted.
After lost in thought for a long time, Bai Jie finally got up when Bi Xie woke up and called him and Tian Lu to get up. The three brothers washed up and sat down at the dining table. The other beasts in the house were already on the table. Yu Qilin smiled and served cloud-like snacks and golden balls: "Come on, children, here are your favorite foods."
"Oh! Thank you, Mother!" Tianlu's eyes lit up as he began to wolf down his food, along with Baijie and Bixie.
Not long after finishing their meal, Tianlu wanted to go out to play, and Baijie decisively followed him out, as he didn't want to be dragged along to be introduced to relatives again.
Bixie watched his two younger brothers leave, hesitated for a moment, then looked back and stood up helplessly: "Father, Mother, let me help you pack up."
"Hey, as expected, Little Bixie is the most sensible one." Shi Qilin looked pleased, his family had gained a filial son.
"Of course, Little Bixie helps me with housework and can even cook. He's much more useful than you," Yu Qilin said as she tidied the table, while Shi Qilin looked embarrassed.
"By the way, when is the Four-Faced Beast coming back? My eldest son has been busy and hasn't been home in a long time."
Upon hearing this, Shi Qilin immediately began to fawn over his wife, saying, "Haha, don't worry, wife. I asked, and our eldest son said he'll be here today."
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