The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".
Chapter 12: The door was blocked!
After some questioning, Bai Jie finally figured out why Tianlu was in the news. In short, it was because... Tianlu confessed.
Let's recreate the scene.
Passerby: Wow! What an adorable puppy!
Tianlu: I'm not a dog, I'm a Pixiu! (Gets all puffed up)
That's pretty much it. Originally, there wouldn't have been anything wrong with Tianlu reporting it every day, but he kept doing it so that everyone knew about it, and now it's in the news.
"Tianlu, can you please stop obsessing over dogs all the time! Aren't you tired of having to correct me every time I hear this?" Baijie complained.
"I am a Pixiu by nature." Tianlu said: The dignity of a Pixiu cannot be violated.
Bai Jie: I didn't expect you to have such a strong sense of racial honor.
"Bang bang bang bang." Just as Bai Jie was educating Tian Lu about the saying "people are afraid of becoming famous, just as pigs are afraid of getting fat," a series of knocks suddenly came from the door.
"This...could it be Xu Xian? Did he see the news too?" Bai Jie's first reaction upon hearing the knocking was: his identity has been exposed, and the landlord has come knocking.
Upon reaching the door, Bai Jie pressed his ear against it and listened: Hmm... it doesn't seem to be Xu Xian.
Bai Jie didn't hear Xu Xian's voice outside the door; instead, he heard a commotion, as if there were many people outside.
Bai Jie carefully opened the door, and was immediately greeted by all sorts of long guns and short cannons.
"Are you a Pixiu? Why did you choose to live in our city?"
"Are you the third Pixiu? I've always heard that there are only two Pixiu in the world, but you are the third. So, are you the child of those two Pixiu?"
"you…"
The reporters outside were bombarding him with all sorts of questions, their voices mingling together, making Bai Jie feel as if a million mosquitoes were buzzing in his ears.
With a bang, Bai Jie slammed the door shut, blocking out the noise.
After a moment of silence, Bai Jie burst out, "Tian! Lu! Look what you've done!"
"I... I didn't know it would turn out like this." Tianlu was also dumbfounded. He didn't expect that just giving his name would lead to his door being blocked.
"Otherwise, why do you think I'm stopping you from making too much noise outside!"
"I was wrong, Bai Jie." Tian Lu lowered his head and said pitifully after being scolded by Bai Jie.
"Hmph." Bai Jie crossed his arms. "Now it's all good. I can't go out. I don't care. Anyway, I'm not the one who's suffering."
"Ah!" Tianlu suddenly realized: it seems that he is the one who is suffering because he can't go out.
"Then, what should we do, Bai Jie?"
"You decide what to do." With that, Bai Jie went back into the house.
Tianlu: Ugh, Baijie seems really angry.
"Bixie~" Tianlu drawled out, trying to get a solution by acting cute towards Bixie.
"You should go and appease Bai Jie. I don't know what to do either." Bi Xie spread his paws, indicating his helplessness.
"Why is this happening?!" Tianlu felt like the whole world was against him.
The clock on the wall ticked away, its hand gradually pointing past 11 o'clock. Inside the bedroom, the curtains were drawn back, and warm sunlight streamed into the room, illuminating a golden figure.
"Hundred solutions".
"Huh? What?" Bai Jie subconsciously turned around and looked in the direction of the voice, only to see Tian Lu standing at the door.
"What are you doing here?" Bai Jie asked, puzzled.
"Can Baijie play with me for a while? I'm so bored," Tianlu replied.
"Huh?" Bai Jie was a little confused. "Isn't Bi Xie going to play with you?"
“Bixie is cooking,” Tianlu said quietly.
"Ah, this." Bai Jie glanced at the time: it seemed like it really was time to cook.
"Bai Jie, will you play with me for a little while?"
"Hey!" Tianlu's voice suddenly became sweet and coquettish, catching Baijie off guard.
"Tianlu, what's wrong with you! You're supposed to be my older brother! Why are you acting like a baby to me!"
"Hundred Solutions~"
"Alright, alright, I'll play with you, okay?" Bai Jie finally couldn't resist Tian Lu's cuteness offensive.
After shutting down the computer, Bai Jie squatted down in front of Tian Lu and asked, "What should we play?"
“A hunting game,” Tianlu suggested.
Solution: Use a blank expression (JPG).
"No, can't you?"
Bai Jie: "What do you think? (With my fighting strength, playing a hunting game with you? Heh, I'm here to play the game, not to be played!)"
"The mirror game?" Tianlu thought for a moment and asked again.
“This is fine.” Bai Jie nodded. He had seen Tianlu Bixie play this game in the comics, and it was quite cute. But… could he really play it well?
Bai Jie quickly realized that he really couldn't play it.
"Ugh, so annoying, I can't keep up at all!" Bai Jie plopped down on the ground in frustration.
Tianlu's movements weren't actually fast, but for some reason, Baijie just couldn't keep up. He felt like his hands and feet were someone else's and didn't listen to him at all.
"Bai Jie, Bai Jie, it's my turn to imitate you." Tianlu was having a lot of fun, after all, this was the first time his younger brother had played with him since he was born.
"Okay," Bai Jie replied listlessly.
To be honest, Bai Jie had already lost interest in playing, but after Tenro imitated him, Bai Jie quickly discovered something surprising.
"Tianlu, how did you do that?" Bai Jie was utterly astonished. Tianlu not only imitated the actions, but even his facial expressions.
"Hehe, pretty impressive, huh?" Tianlu: smug.
"Indeed impressive." Bai Jie had to admit that Tianlu did have talent in certain areas.
Time always flies when you're playing, and before you know it, another hour has passed.
"Dinner's ready, you two come out quickly." A piercing voice came from outside the bedroom door, accompanied by an enticing aroma.
"Coming!" Tianlu was energized as soon as he heard it was time to eat, and rushed out the door instantly.
"Tianlu, why are you running so fast?" Bai Jie, who was resting, hadn't even realized that Tianlu had already run out. He got up speechlessly and followed him out of the bedroom.
"Smack smack, Bixie's cooking is still so delicious!" After finishing his meal, Tianlu lay on the sofa, smacking his lips as he exclaimed.
“Mmm.” Bai Jie, who was lying next to her, agreed.
Bixie glanced at his two younger brothers, who were lounging like Ge You, then at the mess on the table, and sighed: "Forget it, I'll clean it up. It's always been like this anyway."
(A guardian against evil spirits with maxed-out housework skills)
"By the way, Baijie, did you say the mud figures outside have left?"
"I don't know, why don't you go out and take a look?"
"okay."
Tianlu got off the sofa, went to the door and opened it, and then... Tianlu stared at a group of reporters carrying boxed lunches.
Silence... silence... The reporters suddenly realized what was happening, threw down their lunchboxes, grabbed their gear, and rushed over.
With a bang, Tianlu slammed the door shut, giving the reporters no chance to ask questions.
The reporters exchanged bewildered glances, then looked down at the lunchboxes spilled all over the floor: well, they hadn't gotten the interview opportunity, and now they had no lunch either.
Inside the house, Tianlu, with a miserable look on his face, turned to Baijie for help: "Baijie, please think of something, I want to go out and play."
"Why should I help you when you brought this on yourself? I'm not even going out." Bai Jie looked gloating: Now you're getting your comeuppance, huh? Serves you right for not listening to me before.
Tianlu: "Waaah, Baijie, please help me!"
Tianlu used a move: acting cute.
Reduces psychological defenses by 30.
"Tianlu, why are you using this trick again! You've completely lost all shame!"
"Hundred Solutions~"
Tianlu's combo: acting cute and cuddling.
(Exceptional results)
All psychological defenses have been reduced to zero.
"Okay, okay, I'll help you, let me think about it." Bai Jie felt her bones go weak as Tian Lu rubbed against her: How could he be so cute!
"Hmm...I've got it! Let's climb through the window." Bai Jie racked his brains and came up with a solution.
Tianlu's eyes lit up after hearing this. "Hey, that's right, how come I didn't think of that? Baijie is so clever."
"Hmph, that's because you're stupid." Although he said that, Bai Jie's unconsciously wagging tail still betrayed his true feelings.
"Hey, Bai Jie, do you want to go out and have some fun with me?" Tianlu didn't mind Bai Jie calling him stupid, and instead asked expectantly.
"Oh? Want to go out together? But I don't want to go out."
"Hey, Bai Jie, you've been staying home for days without going out. Come out and play with me today..."
"Stop, I'll go out with you."
Bai Jie figured it out: Tianlu had discovered that acting cute worked, so he planned to keep using that tactic.
"Why don't you come out with me, Bixie?" After dealing with Baijie, Tianlu turned his attention to Bixie.
“Okay.” Bixie agreed readily, not giving Tianlu a chance to use his skills.
After discussing it, the three of them went to the window together. After making sure there were no reporters waiting for them below, they started to climb the window and the wall. Well... there was a little accident.
"Please, please be gentle! I can't breathe!"
"Huh? Oh oh oh!" Bai Jie, whose face was pale, was stunned for a moment before realizing what was happening and loosened her grip on Tian Lu.
To be honest, Bai Jie regretted it. Why did he have to come and play extreme building climbing with Tian Lu? This is the tenth floor!
With Bai Jie on the edge of his seat, the three of them finally managed to get off the ground safely.
Stepping back onto solid ground, Bai Jie let out a long breath, his legs feeling a little weak. He vowed: I'll never do extreme sports again, they're too scary!
Just as Bai was recovering from his fear, Tianlu suddenly laughed, "Hahahaha, those mud men are really stupid. They never expected that we would sneak out through the window."
Tianlu: Overjoyed (JPG)
Bai Jie: Why do I feel like you've set a flag?
One good news and one bad news
The good news is: Bai Jie did not misjudge.
The bad news is: Bai Jie's senses were correct!
"Pixiu!?" (A shocked voice)
The three beasts looked in the direction of the sound and saw a person dressed as a photographer, mouth agape, looking shocked, with the lunchbox in his hand falling to the ground.
A photographer never dreamed that he would encounter a Pixiu, a creature that a group of people had been waiting for all morning, simply by going downstairs to buy a boxed lunch.
A photographer (who has been unlucky since childhood): My luck is about to change!
"Old Wang! Old Wang! Come downstairs quickly! The Pixiu has run down from the window!"
Hearing the mud-covered man's shouts and yells, Tianlu turned around blankly to look at Baijie, "What do we do now?"
"What do we do! What can we do! Run!"
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