Playing the Pig and Eating the Tiger: My Funny System is Too Fierce

"Miss, the etiquette nanny is here!"

Su Qing looked hopeless: "Again?"

Ding! Study time!

【Course: Royal Etiquette】

【Suggestion: Listen carefully】

"Miss Su," the nanny said seriously, "today we will learn the steps of burning incense."

"Yes," Su Qing stood up obediently, "Please give me some advice, Madam."

Ever since it was decided that she would be chosen as the Crown Princess, she had to take various courses every day.

【Ding! Study List】

1. Royal etiquette

2. Palace Rules

3. Harem Management

4. Various skills

"Take steady steps," the nanny instructed, "and hold your incense upright..."

"How long do we have to maintain this posture?" Su Qing asked.

"The time it takes to hold an incense stick."

Su Qing: ...Damn it!

[Ding! Tough moment]

【Recommendation to turn on: Easy Mode】

Tip: The system can help.

Just then, Mo Yunchen arrived.

"Let me see how you're doing in your studies." He walked in with a smile.

"Your Highness has arrived just in time," the nanny said, "Look at Miss Su's posture..."

[Ding! The male protagonist appears]

[Prince: Come to visit the set]

【Suggestion: Act like a spoiled child】

"Husband..." Su Qing blinked and showed a pitiful expression.

"Madam," Mo Yunchen coughed, "Let's stop here for today."

"But Your Highness, the rules..."

“Rules are dead, but people are alive.”

[Ding! Domineering support]

[Prince: I feel sorry for my wife]

【Recommendation: Enjoy it】

After the nanny left, Su Qing immediately collapsed on the couch: "Finally I'm free!"

"Tired?" Mo Yunchen rubbed her shoulders with concern.

"It's okay," Su Qing said with a smile, "I just find these rules so troublesome."

"How about..." Mo Yunchen said suddenly.

[Ding! Important suggestion]

[Prince: I need to use a big move]

【Suggestion: Listen carefully】

"What?"

"How about we elope?" Mo Yunchen said seriously.

Su Qing was stunned: "Ah?"

“No need to learn these rules, no need to worry about these red tape, just the two of us…”

[Ding! Earthy love words]

[Prince: Getting better and better at flirting]

【Suggestion: Cooperate with the performance】

"What about the throne?" Su Qing suppressed her laughter.

"With you here, no throne can compare to this."

"What about the people of the world?"

"......" Mo Yunchen was speechless, "You girl, you only know how to attack me."

[Ding! Flirting]

[Prince: It’s blocked]

【Suggestion: Comfort yourself】

"But..." Su Qing said suddenly.

"Um?"

"I'm very happy that my husband can say that."

Mo Yunchen's eyes were full of tenderness: "Silly boy."

[Ding! Sweet moment]

Prince: Touched

【Suggestion: Continue to give out candy】

Just then, the Queen Mother sent someone to deliver a message.

"The Queen said that the date for selecting the Crown Princess has been set."

"When?" they both asked in unison.

“The fifteenth of next month.”

[Ding! Important moment]

【Countdown begins】

【Suggestion: Step up preparation】

"So fast?!" Su Qing was surprised.

"Is it fast?" Mo Yunchen said with a smile, "I think it's too slow."

“But I still have a lot of rules to learn…”

"No need to learn," Mo Yunchen said, "I will teach you."

[Ding! Private teaching]

Prince: I want to be a teacher.

【Suggestion: Study carefully】

"Really?" Su Qing's eyes lit up, "Then Madam..."

"Don't worry about her," Mo Yunchen said, "I have my own arrangements."

As he spoke, he began to teach Su Qing various rules.

But this teaching method...

【Ding! Teaching site】

[Prince: There is another purpose]

【Suggestion: Enjoy the world of two people】

"This is how you burn incense..." Mo Yunchen hugged her from behind.

"This is how you greet..." He took her hand.

"Walk like this..." He pulled her and walked slowly.

Su Qing: ...What kind of rules are you learning?

[Ding! Flirting with wife live]

[Prince: Taking advantage of the opportunity]

【Suggestion: Know when to stop】

"Husband," Su Qing said angrily, "Are you teaching me the rules?"

"Of course," Mo Yunchen said seriously, "this is called practical teaching."

"Then why do you always come to my side?"

"This is..." Mo Yunchen's eyes dodged, "close-range guidance."

[Ding! Flirting]

[Prince: Righteous and confident]

【Suggestion: Continue teasing】

At this moment, the palace maid came to announce: "The emperor has arrived!"

The two quickly separated.

The emperor walked in and couldn't help laughing when he saw the two of them blushing.

[Ding! Social Death Scene]

[I was caught]

【Suggestion: Respond calmly】

"Father..." Mo Yunchen was embarrassed.

"No need to explain," the emperor waved his hand, "I came to see how my future daughter-in-law is doing."

"Your Majesty," Su Qing saluted, "I am currently learning etiquette from His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."

[Ding! Smart response]

[Emperor: I understand clearly]

【Suggestion: Continue to lie】

"Oh?" the emperor asked meaningfully, "Are you studying so hard?"

"Yes," Mo Yunchen continued, "I am teaching her the steps of burning incense."

"What I just saw doesn't seem to be like this..."

【System prompt】

1. Got caught

2. The Emperor is very open-minded.

3. A little embarrassing

4. But...keep going!

Su Qing: ...Your system just watches the fun at the critical moment!

【System cute.jpg】

【I am not happy for you】

[Tips: The Emperor has a surprise for you~]

In the end, the emperor left with a smile.

Before leaving, he said, "Teach well, I have high hopes for you."

This is probably the most bizarre preparation for choosing a Crown Princess, right?