Playing the Pig and Eating the Tiger: My Funny System is Too Fierce

"Performance?" Concubine Shu's cousin's face turned pale. "What do you mean?"

"Literally," the Prime Minister's niece said innocently, "Isn't the performance good? Isn't the most important thing for a harem to be able to act?"

This seems to be a simple statement,

In fact, every word is heart-breaking!

[Ding! A sharp exchange of wit]

【Language confrontation】

【Recommendation: Close observation】

The Queen Mother watched coldly from the top.

To these young people's confrontation,

Seems quite interested.

"Okay," Su Qing finally said, "shut up."

[Ding! Situation Control]

【Authoritative display】

【Suggestion: Stop it in time】

"Yes, Queen."

Everyone saluted.

"Your Highness," Su Qing turned to the Queen Mother, "what do you think of these children?"

The Queen Mother glanced at everyone meaningfully:

“Each one has its own characteristics…”

[Ding! Elders’ comments]

【Opinion Inquiry】

【Suggestion: Listen carefully】

"Yes," Su Qing said with a smile, "I think so too."

At this moment, Xiao Cui came hurriedly:

"My Lady, something happened!"

"What's wrong?"

"The Concubine... fainted!"

[Ding! An accident occurred]

【Sudden Situation】

【Recommendation: Respond promptly】

"Fainted?" Su Qing narrowed her eyes, "Just right..."

"Just what?" asked the Queen Mother.

"It's a good opportunity for these young ladies to show off their skills," Su Qing said, "and see who knows how to take care of others the best."

[Ding! The plan is revealed]

[Test increased]

【Suggestion: Continue to observe】

The ladies immediately understood:

This is another test!

"Your servant is willing to go!"

“Let me go!”

“I know medicine…”

For a moment, everyone rushed forward.

[Ding! Flowers competing for beauty]

[Fierce competition]

【Suggestion: Carefully identify】

"Don't be so anxious," Su Qing stopped him, "come one by one."

She glanced at everyone:

"Just the three of you."

It was the three people who had performed so well before!

[Ding! Candidate confirmed]

【Key test】

【Recommendation: Close monitoring】

"Remember," Su Qing reminded, "this is not just about taking care of people, it's also..."

"What is it?" everyone was curious.

"It's an opportunity to deal with harem relations."

After hearing this, the three women seemed to be thinking about something.

[Ding! Deep meaning revealed]

【The essence of the test questions】

【Suggestion: Understand carefully】

Arriving at the concubine's bedroom,

The three women each showed their magical powers.

The third daughter of Dingyuan Hou is steady and capable.

Taking care of people is organized.

Although the Prime Minister's niece is young and immature,

But extremely attentive and considerate.

[Ding! Ability display]

【Outstanding features】

【Suggestion: Compare records】

As for my cousin Shufei...

She cared eagerly,

But always seems too attentive,

Instead, it makes people feel uncomfortable.

[Ding! Defect exposed]

【True character revealed】

【Suggestion: Record truthfully】

"Your Majesty," Xiao Cui whispered, "What is this, Concubine Shu..."

"I'm acting," Su Qing said calmly, "but I'm not acting well enough."

"Why do you say that?"

"Take her pulse."

[Ding! Details revealed]

【Truth Revealed】

【Suggestion: Continue to observe】

Sure enough, the imperial physician who took the pulse of Concubine Shu,

There was a hint of helplessness on his face:

How is this a disease?

It's obvious that he is pretending!

"Should we expose her?" Xiao Cui asked.

"No rush," Su Qing said meaningfully, "Let her continue acting."

[Ding! Strategy formulation]

【Respond calmly】

【Suggestion: Wait and see】

At this moment, Mo Yunchen sent someone to ask:

“How’s it going?”

"Your Majesty," Su Qing wrote in a note, "everything is under control."

After reading this, Mo Yunchen couldn't help but smile:

What is this girl planning?

【Ding! Interaction between the ruler and his subjects】

【Great understanding】

【Suggestion: Continue to cooperate】

"Empress," the third daughter of the Dingyuan Marquis suddenly said, "Empress Shu seems... not quite right."

"Oh? What's wrong?"

"Her condition... is a little strange."

[Ding! Smart and see through]

【Wisdom Display】

【Suggestion: Focus on development】

"Strange?" the Prime Minister's niece also said, "I think so too."

Only my cousin Shufei was still pretending:

"What are you sisters saying? Aunt is clearly very ill..."

[Ding! Clear stance]

【Attitude Revealed】

【Suggestion: Record it】

At this moment, the Queen Mother also came:

"What's going on? Concubine Shu is..."

She hadn't finished her words yet.

I saw this strange scene.

[Ding! Key person]

[Awkward scene]

【Suggestion: Take it easy】

"Greetings to Her Majesty the Queen Mother!" Everyone saluted.

The Queen Mother looked at the lying Concubine Shu,

Then he looked at the ladies present.

Suddenly laughed:

“What a show!”

Chapter 156: Game within a game

"Good show?" Concubine Shu's cousin pretended to be dumb. "What does the Empress Dowager mean by this?"

"What are you pretending for?" the Queen Mother snorted coldly. "Even I can't stand your aunt's acting!"

When these words came out, Concubine Shu's face changed drastically.

I quickly got up from the bed:

"The Queen Mother is wise..."

[Ding! The trick is exposed]

【Awkward scene】

【Suggestion: Resolve in time】

"What do you mean by clear understanding?" The Queen Mother sneered, "Could it be that I am wrong?"

Just when the atmosphere was tense,

Su Qing suddenly spoke:

"The Queen Mother is right, this is indeed a drama."

Everyone looked at her in confusion.

[Ding! The situation has improved]

Wisdom Revealed

【Suggestion: Resolve it cleverly】

"However," Su Qing continued, "the director of this play is not Concubine Shu."

"Oh?" The queen became interested. "Who is that?"

"It's my wife."

The whole room was shocked!

[Ding! The truth is revealed]

【Identity Claim】

【Suggestion: Continue to elaborate】

"You?" The Queen Mother was even more curious. "Tell me about it."

"I want to take this opportunity," Su Qing explained, "to test these future concubines."

"What kind of test is it?"

[Ding! Strategy Explanation]

【Clarification of Intention】

【Suggestion: Detailed description】

"It's very simple," Su Qing looked at the three ladies, "The Queen Mother also saw their performance."

"Indeed," the Queen Mother nodded, "each with its own characteristics."

"Moreover," Su Qing said meaningfully, "their true natures have also been revealed."

【Ding! Evaluation given】

【Comments in place】

【Suggestion: Fairness and Justice】

The third daughter of Dingyuan Hou is calm and capable.

Even though I knew it was a play, I still took it seriously.

Although the Prime Minister's niece is timid,

But he is thoughtful and considerate in every aspect.

As for my cousin Shufei...

[Ding! Ability Assessment]

【Features Summary】

【Suggestion: Objective and fair】

"As for this cousin," Su Qing said calmly, "her acting skills still need to be honed."

After hearing this, Concubine Shu's cousin blushed with shame.

"The Empress is right," Concubine Shu said quickly, "it was I who failed to discipline her properly..."

[Ding! Responsibility]

[The situation is resolved]

【Suggestion: Know when to stop】

"Sister Shufei, you are too kind," Su Qing consoled him. "Doesn't this just show that my cousin is simple-minded?"

"This..." Concubine Shu was stunned.

"You can't even act," Su Qing said with a smile, "which means you're not a scheming person."

[Ding! Clever solution]

【Stairs out】

【Suggestion: A happy ending】

These words not only gave Concubine Shu and her cousin a way out,

He also secretly warned the others present:

Being too scheming is not necessarily a good thing.

The Queen Mother nodded repeatedly as she watched from the side.

[Ding! Deep enlightenment]

【Lessons conveyed】

【Suggestion: meaningful】

"The Queen is right," the Queen Mother said, "the most important thing in the harem is sincerity."

"Your Majesty the Queen Mother is wise," Su Qing said, "That's exactly what I meant."

The three ladies seemed to understand what he said,

But everyone knows that today's lesson is very important.

[Ding! Lesson to Remember]

【Insights】

【Suggestion: Keep it in mind】

At this moment, Mo Yunchen's order arrived:

"Order the three young ladies to come to the palace to see the emperor immediately!"

Everyone was shocked: Does His Majesty know everything?

[Ding! Holy Will descends]

【Sudden Situation】

【Suggestion: Take it easy】

"Go ahead," Su Qing said to the three women, "His Majesty's side is also a test."

The three girls bowed and left.

Each of them went to meet the emperor with trepidation.

[Ding! New test]

【Critical Moment】

【Recommendation: Wait and see】

"Queen," the Queen Mother suddenly asked, "Who do you think His Majesty will choose?"

"This..." Su Qing smiled but did not answer, "What does the Queen Mother think?"

"I feel," the Queen Mother said meaningfully, "you have already made up your mind, right?"

[Ding! Dialogue between Wise Men]

【Great understanding】

【Suggestion: Tacit Understanding】

"I dare not make any rash conclusions," Su Qing said modestly, "I will wait for your Majesty's judgment."

At this moment, Xiao Cui came hurriedly:

"My Lady, something happened!"

“What’s wrong now?”