Playing the Pig and Eating the Tiger: My Funny System is Too Fierce

"Your Majesty, news has arrived from the southern border: the governor has entered Turkic territory."

Li Mingyuan hurried into the hall to report.

"Joined the Turks?" Mo Yunchen looked at Su Qing, "So, he has taken the bait?"

"No," Su Qing shook her head, "He was testing me."

[Ding! Enemy movement]

【Situation Analysis】

【Recommendation: Respond with caution】

“What are you testing?”

"He was testing whether we would give chase," Su Qing explained. "He knew we must have discovered something, so..."

"So you showed up on purpose to see our reaction?"

"That's right."

[Ding! Strategy Analysis]

Enemy Intentions

【Suggestion: Take it easy】

At this moment, the princess from the Western Regions came hurriedly:

"Oh no! The new Turkic general wants to see the golden seal!"

"So fast?" Mo Yunchen frowned.

"No rush," Su Qing smiled, "Let them take a look."

[Ding! Critical moment]

【Plan Progress】

【Suggestion: Seize the opportunity】

"Are you sure you want to take a fake seal?" Mo Yunchen worried, "What if you get recognized..."

"Don't worry," Su Qing said confidently, "They can't tell the real from the fake."

“Why are you so sure?”

"Because..." she smiled mysteriously, "No one has ever seen the complete appearance of the real golden seal."

[Ding! Important information]

【Secret Revealed】

【Suggestion: Keep digging】

"What's the meaning?"

"The golden seal of the state is one yin and one yang," Su Qing explained, "and they have always been kept separately and never combined."

"So..." Mo Yunchen suddenly realized, "Even if they get one, they don't know what the other one looks like!"

[Ding! The plan is revealed]

【Clever layout】

【Suggestion: Continue to move forward】

"Not only that," Su Qing continued, "I asked the Ministry of Industry to add something to the fake seal..."

“What did you add?”

“A…” she winked. “A surprise they’ll never forget.”

[Ding! Mysterious preparation]

Special Arrangements

【Suggestion: Keep it mysterious】

As he was speaking, Qin Zhanlei came hurriedly to report:

"Your Majesty! The Turkic envoys have arrived!"

"Let them wait a moment," Mo Yunchen looked at Su Qing, "My dear, it's your turn."

"As you wish." Su Qing saluted playfully.

[Ding! Official action]

【Plan Start】

【Suggestion: Take it seriously】

In the hall, the Turkic envoy said arrogantly:

"I heard you're going to offer the golden seal?"

"Yes," Su Qing smiled gracefully, "After all, this is His Majesty's sincerity."

She slowly took out the brocade box with solemn movements.

[Ding! Scene Control]

[Momentum Suppression]

【Suggestion: Take your time】

"Wait!" the messenger suddenly shouted, "Let our master see!"

An old Turkic man stepped forward and examined the brocade box carefully.

Su Qing was not panicked at all.

"This..." the old man hesitated.

[Ding! Key test]

【True or false identification】

【Suggestion: Wait and see】

"Master, what do you think?" the messenger asked anxiously.

"Aura... yes," the old man nodded, "but..."

“But what?”

“But something doesn’t feel right…”

[Ding! Enemy hesitates]

The situation is delicate

【Recommendation: Respond promptly】

"Of course not," Su Qing suddenly said, "After all, this is only half."

"What?" the messenger was surprised.

"Master, didn't you notice?" Su Qing asked, "This is the Yin-Yang Golden Seal."

[Ding! The plan is activated]

【Verbal induction】

【Suggestion: Continue to guide】

The old man took a closer look and indeed found a faint pattern on the seal.

It seemed like...the trace of yin and yang connecting!

"This..." the old man was shocked, "It's actually true..."

Su Qing laughed in her heart: She took the bait!

[Ding! The plan succeeded]

The enemy is deceived

【Recommendation: Continue to apply pressure】

"So," she said slowly, "do you want this golden seal or not?"

"Of course!" the messenger said eagerly.

"But..." Su Qing said meaningfully, "Are you sure you can control it?"

[Ding! Doubts are planted]

【Strategy in-depth】

【Recommendation: Continue to induce】

"What's the meaning?"

"This golden seal is not an ordinary token," Su Qing said mysteriously, "it has special..."

Before he could finish his words, he suddenly felt a strange smell.

[Ding! Unexpected situation]

【Changes in the situation】

【Suggestion: Adapt to circumstances】

"What's wrong?" the messenger asked nervously.

"Nothing," Su Qing said calmly, "It's just that the golden seal seems to have sensed something..."

Sure enough, a faint buzzing sound came from the brocade box!

[Ding! Plan starts]

【Special Effect Trigger】

【Suggestion: Grasp the rhythm】

This is a special mechanism made by the Ministry of Industry.

It can make the golden seal emit mysterious sounds.

"This is..." Both the messenger and the old man were stunned.

"It's God's will!" Su Qing said solemnly, "It seems the Golden Seal has recognized you."

[Ding! Creating atmosphere]

【Excellent effect】

【Suggestion: Continue rendering】

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion outside:

"Oh no! The Southern Territory Governor..."

"What's wrong?"

"The governor said the golden seal was fake! He has the real one!"