Playing the Pig and Eating the Tiger: My Funny System is Too Fierce

In the royal palace of the Western Regions, the magnificent hall was filled with distinguished guests.

Envoys from various countries gathered together, waiting for the highlight of this grand event -

The mysterious gift brought by the Crown Princess of Qin.

"I heard that this Crown Princess is quite extraordinary!"

"Yes, you have heard the rumors along the way..."

“Shh! Here it comes!”

[Ding! The scene is tense]

【Parties gather】

[Recommendation: Proceed with caution]

Su Qing walked slowly into the hall.

Following behind him was Xiao Cui, holding an exquisite sandalwood box in her hand.

"Your Majesty," she saluted.

The queen sat on the dragon throne, looking at the box, a hint of vigilance flashed in her eyes.

[Ding! Critical moment]

【Enemy alert】

【Suggestion: Take it easy】

"No need to be so polite, Princess," the Queen said, pretending to be calm. "I heard you brought a special gift?"

"That's right," Su Qing smiled, "This is a rare treasure of our Great Qin."

The whole audience held their breath.

Everyone stared at the mysterious box.

[Ding! Atmosphere rendering]

【The scene is tense】

【Suggestion: Grasp the rhythm】

"Open it," the Queen ordered.

The guard stepped forward, took the box, and opened it carefully.

In an instant, a strange fragrance filled the air!

“This is…” the Queen was surprised. “Ambergris?”

[Ding! Gift revealed]

【Precious Treasures】

【Suggestion: Detailed introduction】

"More than that," Su Qing explained, "this is a unique fragrance made from ambergris and fire lotus from the Western Regions."

"Fire Lotus?" All the messengers present were shocked.

That is the most precious treasure in the Western Regions!

"How do you get the fire lotus?" The queen's face changed.

[Ding! Situation changes]

【Enemy Alert】

【Suggestion: Keep the situation stable】

"I have to thank Her Majesty the Queen," Su Qing said meaningfully, "If it weren't for the 'welcome gift' you sent..."

As soon as these words were spoken, the queen's face changed drastically.

She remembered the "dream".

Could it be...that wasn't a dream?

[Ding! The plan is revealed]

[Enemy wavers]

【Recommendation: Continue to apply pressure】

"Mother?" The princess looked at her worriedly.

"Nothing," the Queen managed. "Go on."

Su Qing smiled: "This spice has another special feature..."

She took out a silver needle and gently tapped it on the spice.

[Ding! Key display]

【Special Effects】

【Recommendation: Observe carefully】

"laugh!"

The silver needle changes color instantly!

The whole place was in an uproar!

This is clearly... a method of testing poison!

"What does this mean, Princess?" asked the Queen coldly.

[Ding! Tensions are high]

【The scene is tense】

【Suggestion: Resolve it cleverly】

"The Queen has misunderstood," Su Qing explained calmly, "This is a method to verify the purity of spices. You see..."

She took out another golden needle and placed it on the spices as well.

This time, the golden needle did not move at all.

"This..." The queen was stunned.

[Ding! Clever solution]

[The situation has eased]

【Suggestion: Continue to guide】

"This is the unique feature of the Fire Lotus," Su Qing said with a smile, "It can distinguish between the real and the fake."

“Distinguishing authenticity?”

"Yes," Su Qing looked at the Queen meaningfully, "It's like a dream and reality..."

[Ding! Hidden secret]

【Words have a specific meaning】

【Suggestion: Know when to stop】

The Queen stood up suddenly and said: "Dismiss the court!"

"Mother?"

"I say adjourn the court!"

Looking at the panicked queen, Su Qing curled up her lips into a smile.

[Ding! The plan succeeded]

【Enemy's Glitch】

【Suggestion: Quit while you are ahead】

When the hall was empty, the queen asked in a trembling voice:

“What do you want?”

"It's very simple," Su Qing took out a letter, "This is the treaty for the grand event. Would the Queen take a look?"

The queen took it and looked at it, her expression becoming even uglier.

[Ding! Negotiation begins]

【Conditions proposed】

【Recommendation: Maintain the advantage】

"Are you threatening me?"

"I dare not," Su Qing said with a smile, "I just want the Queen to understand that instead of playing these tricks, it is better to..."

“Not as good as what?”

“Let’s cooperate.”

[Ding! The plan is revealed]

【True Intentions】

【Suggestion: Show sincerity】

The Queen was silent for a moment. "Tell me your conditions."

“First, cancel the tunnel plan.”

“Second, sign new trade agreements.”

"third......"

Su Qing stated her requests one by one.

[Ding! Negotiation of conditions]

[Exchange of interests]

【Suggestion: Reasonable concessions】

"You have a good plan," the Queen sneered, "but why do you think I will agree?"

"Because..." Su Qing pointed at the spices, "There's a secret hidden in there."

"What secret?"

[Ding! The trump card is revealed]

【Critical Moment】

【Suggestion: Act with caution】

"This spice," Su Qing explained, "is made from ingredients from Daqin and the Western Regions."

"so what?"

“So it proves one thing: we can win together.”

[Ding! Masterful persuasion]

【Wisdom Display】

【Suggestion: Show sincerity】

The Queen was stunned.

After a long while, she smiled and said, "Interesting, really interesting!"

“The Queen means…”

"I agree!" the Queen said decisively, "but I have one condition."

[Ding! A turning point appears]

New Opportunities

【Suggestion: Consider carefully】

"Please say."

"I need your help..." The Queen lowered her voice, "to deal with someone."

Su Qing’s eyes lit up: Here it comes!

This is the Queen’s true purpose!

[Ding! The truth is revealed]

Hidden Intentions

【Suggestion: Go with the flow】

"I wonder who is so lucky?" Su Qing pretended not to know.

"The Southern Territory Governor," the Queen gritted her teeth, "he contacted the Queen Mother without permission and nearly ruined everything!"

Su Qing smiled secretly in her heart: So that’s it!