Playing the Pig and Eating the Tiger: My Funny System is Too Fierce

"Hurry! Hide!" said the abbot anxiously.

But Su Qing shook her head: "It's too late. Since I can't hide, then..."

She took out a porcelain bottle from her sleeve, a mysterious smile on her lips.

[Ding! Crisis Response]

【Strategy Preparation】

【Suggestion: Layout calmly】

"Miss wants..." Xiao Cui's eyes lit up.

"That's right," Su Qing opened the porcelain bottle, "Since the Queen wants to see me so much, I should prepare a 'meeting gift' for her."

A faint fragrance began to permeate the secret room.

[Ding! Weapon use]

【Special spices】

【Recommendation: Control dosage】

"Donor..." the abbot hesitated to speak.

"Don't worry, this formula is much milder," Su Qing explained, "It won't hurt anyone, it will just make people..."

Before she finished speaking, footsteps were heard outside.

[Ding! Enemies approaching]

[Tense situation]

【Suggestion: Stay calm in times of crisis】

“Greetings to Her Majesty!”

A uniform sound of greetings rang out in the hall.

"No need to be polite," a majestic voice sounded, "Where is the Crown Princess?"

"Reporting to the Queen Mother," it was the princess' voice, "She said she wanted to come and worship the gods..."

[Ding! The opponent appears]

【Important Person】

【Recommendation: Be prepared】

"Worship the gods?" The queen sneered, "I want to see what tricks she can come up with!"

The footsteps are getting closer.

Su Qing was not in a hurry and continued to prepare her "welcome gift".

[Ding! Respond calmly]

【Confident】

【Suggestion: Hold your ground】

"How dare you!" The door to the back hall was suddenly pushed open. "Who dares to break into the secret room?!"

The Queen of the Western Regions was dressed in gorgeous clothes and looked very imposing.

But when she saw the person in the secret room, her expression suddenly changed.

[Ding! Head-on confrontation]

First confrontation

【Suggestion: Stay calm】

"Your Majesty," Su Qing said with a grand bow, "I apologize for interrupting you."

"You..." The queen was about to explode when she suddenly smelled a strange fragrance, "This is..."

Her voice began to become a little erratic.

[Ding! The plan worked]

【Onset of drug effect】

【Suggestion: Seize the opportunity】

"Mother?" The princess wanted to step forward.

"Stop!" the Queen suddenly shouted. "Don't come over here!"

She stared at Su Qing: "What a trick! No wonder along the way..."

[Ding! Identity Exposed]

【Opponent alert】

【Recommendation: Respond promptly】

"Your Majesty, you are too kind," Su Qing smiled. "These are just some low-brow tricks."

"A little trick?" the Queen sneered. "Then do you know where this secret room is?"

"Of course I know," Su Qing pointed to the map on the wall, "Isn't this the Queen's military deployment map?"

[Ding! The situation is clear]

Showdown

【Recommendation: Maintain the advantage】

The queen's expression changed: "Since you know this, you should understand the consequences..."

"Consequences?" Su Qing interrupted her. "For example, what if Daqin knew that the Western Regions were building tunnels?"

Now not only the queen, but even the princess changed her expression.

[Ding! Fatal blow]

【Enemy shocked】

【Suggestion: Seize the opportunity to win】

"You..." The Queen gritted her teeth, "What do you want?"

"It's very simple," Su Qing gracefully took out a letter, "take a look at this."

When the queen took the letter and read it, her face turned pale instantly.

[Ding! Key evidence]

【Fatal Handle】

【Suggestion: Make good use of it】

It turned out to be a handwritten letter left by the Queen Mother.

It records in detail her secret agreement with the Western Regions.

If this matter is leaked, the consequences will be unimaginable.

"This is impossible..." the Queen said tremblingly.

[Ding! The truth is revealed]

[Enemy wavers]

【Recommendation: Continue to apply pressure】

"Nothing is impossible," Su Qing said calmly, "The Queen Mother had anticipated this day long ago, so..."

"So this is all a trap?" The Queen finally understood.

"No," Su Qing corrected, "the Queen walked in herself."

[Ding! Show your wisdom]

【Plan Completed】

【Recommendation: Winning is a sure thing】

"So what do you want now?" asked the Queen.

"It's simple," Su Qing said, "Stop building the tunnel and cancel the sneak attack plan."

"that's all?"

"Of course not," Su Qing said with a smile, "there is one more thing..."

[Ding! Negotiation begins]

【Conditions proposed】

【Suggestion: Take every step carefully】

At this moment, the aroma in the secret room seemed to become stronger.

"You..." The Queen felt increasingly dizzy, "What on earth is this..."

"Don't worry," Su Qing comforted, "you'll be fine after a good sleep. When you wake up, we'll talk about it..."

[Ding! The plan succeeded]

【Enemy Coma】

【Recommendation: Take timely action】

Looking at the queen and princess who had fainted, Xiao Cui exclaimed:

"Miss, this trick is too amazing!"

"It's not over yet," Su Qing said to the abbot, "I'm going to trouble you next."

"Please speak, benefactor."

[Ding! Subsequent deployment]

【Plan to continue】

【Suggestion: Improve the details】

"When they wake up, they will think it was just a dream," Su Qing explained, "and what the master has to do is..."

She whispered a few words in the abbot's ear.

The old abbot's eyes lit up: "Great!"

[Ding! The plan is in-depth]

【Backhand layout】

【Recommendation: Strict implementation】

At this moment, a report came from outside:

"Crown Princess! The Crown Prince has sent someone!"

"You've come just in time," Su Qing said with satisfaction, "Let's get started!"

She looked at the sleeping queen, a mysterious smile on her lips:

This drama has just begun!