Playing the Pig and Eating the Tiger: My Funny System is Too Fierce

"Miss, did you really bring so many 'sweet and sour pork ribs'?" In the carriage, Xiao Cui looked at the boxes of "weapons" in surprise.

"Of course," Su Qing said proudly, "This is a specially improved formula."

"Improvement?"

"I added some specialties from the Western Regions..."

[Ding! Special preparation]

【Weapon Upgrade】

【Recommendation: Use with caution】

At this moment, the escorting soldiers came to report:

"Miss Su, the Western Region border is just ahead."

Su Qing lifted the car curtain and saw yellow sand all over the sky in the distance, a desolate scene.

But she knew that the real challenge had just begun.

[Ding! Scene change]

【Regional characteristics】

【Suggestion: Detailed description】

"Stop!" A group of Western Region cavalry suddenly blocked their way. "This is in the Western Region, we need to check!"

The leading general looked arrogant:

"I heard she's the fiancée of the Crown Prince of Daqin? Let's see what she looks like..."

[Ding! First confrontation]

[Enemy Probing]

【Suggestion: Respond calmly】

Su Qing was about to lift the curtain when she suddenly thought of something:

“Xiao Cui, give that to me.”

“Which one?”

“That special…”

Xiao Cui's eyes lit up and she quickly took out a porcelain bottle.

[Ding! Strategy ready]

Weapons Ready

【Recommendation: Use at the right time】

"Thank you for your hard work, generals," Su Qing's voice came out, "I have prepared some small gifts..."

As he spoke, a strange fragrance wafted out.

"This is..." Before the general could finish his words, he saw his men covering their noses and stumbling around.

[Ding! The plan succeeded]

[Enemy defeat]

【Suggestion: Know when to stop】

"Sorry," Su Qing finally lifted the curtain, "Maybe the snacks I brought are spoiled?"

Looking at the soldiers rolling on the ground, the leading general's face turned green:

This future Crown Princess is not someone to be trifled with!

[Ding! Deterrence established]

【Famous】

【Suggestion: Keep going】

Along the way, similar "accidents" kept happening.

Gradually, the news spread throughout the Western Regions:

The distinguished guest from the Qin Dynasty brought with him a "strange poison"!

"Miss," Xiao Cui suppressed her laughter, "your trick is amazing!"

[Ding! The plan worked]

【Reputation Building】

【Suggestion: Make good use of it】

"It's still early," Su Qing narrowed her eyes, "these are just appetizers."

“What other tricks do you have?”

"Just wait and see!" Su Qing smiled mysteriously, "Doesn't the Queen of the Western Regions like to play tricks? Then play with her and have some fun..."

[Ding! Strategic deployment]

【Plan in hand】

【Suggestion: Steadily advance】

Just then, bursts of flute sounds came from afar.

A team of magnificent carriages and horses was coming towards us.

"It's the Princess of the Western Regions!" someone shouted.

Xiao Cui was nervous: "What should I do now?"

[Ding! Important person]

【Rival Appearance】

【Recommendation: Be prepared】

"Don't panic," Su Qing said calmly, "Since she came so soon, it means..."

“What does that mean?”

“It means our plan worked!”

As expected, the princess of the Western Regions dismounted to greet him personally:

"I've heard of the Crown Princess's name for a long time. Seeing her today, she's truly extraordinary!"

[Ding! Fake deal]

【Scene response】

【Suggestion: Maneuver skillfully】

"Princess, you are so kind," Su Qing said modestly. "I am truly flattered that you have come all the way to greet me."

"Crown Princess, you're joking," the princess said with a smile, "My mother sent me here because she was worried that someone on the road might not know the rules..."

The implication is that he already knew about the previous "accident".

[Ding! Secret competition]

【There is something behind the words】

【Recommendation: Respond with caution】

"Princess, you're right," Su Qing sighed, "Look, all the snacks I brought with me are ruined, which has caused me to have to wait for a long time..."

"Snacks?" The princess' eyes flashed. "I wonder what kind of snacks are these that have such power?"

"Oh, it's a specialty from our place," Su Qing blinked, "Would you like to try it?"

[Ding! Clever test]

【Test each other】

【Recommendation: Maintain the advantage】

The princess quickly waved her hands: "No need, no need!"

Looking at the princess's alert look, Su Qing secretly laughed:

This princess is more timid than I thought.

[Ding! Intelligence acquisition]

【Opponent's Personality】

【Recommendation: Record and analyze】

Along the way, the princess appeared enthusiastic but kept testing him secretly.

But every time, Su Qing resolved it with ease.

"I wonder how many troops did the Crown Princess bring with her this time?" the princess asked, finally unable to resist.

"That's all," Su Qing pointed around, "Princess, don't you think it's not enough?"

[Ding! Verbal exchange]

【Showdown of Wisdom】

【Recommendation: Maintain the advantage】

"No," the princess quickly explained, "I'm just worried about the Crown Princess's safety..."

"It's okay," Su Qing said with a smile, "I brought enough snacks."

Princess:......

[Ding! Clever deterrence]

[Deter the opponent]

【Suggestion: Moderate display】

At this moment, a majestic city appeared in front of them.

"We're here," the princess introduced. "This is our capital."

Su Qing looked at the scene in front of her and secretly calculated in her heart:

The city defense force is about 30,000.

There are catapults on the city walls.

There are at least six secret sentries at the city gate...

[Ding! Military reconnaissance]

Intelligence Gathering

【Recommendation: Record details】

"What is the Crown Princess looking at?" the princess suddenly asked.

"I was wondering," Su Qing said with a smile, "whether the snacks here are better than the ones I brought?"

The princess's forehead was covered with sweat: Why does the Crown Princess always talk about "snacks"?

[Ding! Clever dodge]

【Smart response】

【Suggestion: Keep it mysterious】

After entering the city, the princess led the way herself:

"The Queen Mother has already prepared a banquet in the palace waiting for you."

"Thank you, Princess," Su Qing smiled, "but before that, can I make a small request?"

"Princess, please speak."

[Ding! The plan begins]

【Layout expansion】

[Recommendation: Proceed with caution]

"I want to go visit the Tianfei Temple in the city first," Su Qing said. "I heard it's very effective?"

"This..." the princess hesitated.

“What? Is it inconvenient?”

“No…” the princess said quickly, “I’ll arrange it right away!”

[Ding! The plan succeeded]

【Goal Achieved】

【Suggestion: Continue to move forward】

Watching Su Qing's carriage heading towards Tianfei Temple,

The princess immediately sent someone back to the palace to report:

"Mother, she really went there..."

Little did she know that a smile had already appeared on Su Qing's lips:

Hooked!