Playing the Pig and Eating the Tiger: My Funny System is Too Fierce

"The Second Prince rebelled?" Su Qing frowned. "Where did he get the military power?"

Mo Yunchen's face was gloomy: "The commander of the imperial guards... has rebelled!"

[Ding! Emergency]

[Enemy Strength: 3,000 Imperial Guards]

【Suggestion: Take a long-term view】

"Your Highness!" An anxious cry came from outside. "The Second Prince claims to be following the Queen Mother's will and says he wants to purge the court!"

"Purge the imperial court?" Su Qing sneered. "That sounds nice, but it's clear they're trying to seize the throne."

[Ding! Enemy intentions]

[Goal: Seize the throne]

【Recommendation: Respond promptly】

"Miss!" Xiao Cui ran in. "The old general is here with his troops!"

Su Qing and Mo Yunchen looked at each other: It’s time to choose sides!

But soon, they heard Su Zhengyang's angry shout from outside:

"How dare you! Is the Second Prince planning a rebellion?"

[Ding! Reinforcements arriving]

【Old General’s Statement】

【Suggestion: Seize the opportunity】

"General Su," the Second Prince's voice came, "Are you sure you want to stand on the Crown Prince's side? Don't forget, you are also an insider..."

"Shut up!" Su Zhengyang said angrily, "Although I am guilty, I will never help the evildoer!"

[Ding! General Loyalty]

Father and daughter reconciliation

【Suggestion: Warm interaction】

Su Qing felt warm in her heart, it seemed that her father had really repented.

"Qing'er," Mo Yunchen suddenly said, "You go first."

"Don't even think about it!" Su Qing refused directly, "I finally found such an outstanding man, how can I let him fight alone?"

[Ding! Sweet confession]

[Emotional Heat]

【Suggestion: Continue to give out candy】

"You..." Mo Yunchen was at a loss for words, "You're still joking at this hour."

"Who said I was joking?" Su Qing blinked, "Did you forget that I know martial arts?"

[Ding! Battle preparation]

[Heroine's Skills: Fully Active]

【Suggestion: Show off your skills】

Just then, there was a burst of shouting and killing outside.

"Your Highness!" A guard ran in. "The Second Prince's men are attacking!"

Mo Yunchen drew his sword: "Guard the gate!"

[Ding! Battle breaks out]

【First wave of attack】

【Suggestion: Hold the defense line】

"Wait!" Su Qing said suddenly, "I have an idea."

She turned to Xiao Cui and asked, "Do you remember the recipe I learned in the kitchen last time?"

Xiao Cui's eyes lit up: "That's the one..."

[Ding! God-level plan]

Special Weapon: Ready

【Suggestion: Make good use of it】

Soon, several large pots were brought out.

There is a strange soup brewing inside.

It emits a disgusting smell.

"This is..." Mo Yunchen asked curiously.

"The kitchen's special 'sweet and sour pork ribs'," Su Qing said with a wicked smile, "I guarantee they will never forget it!"

[Ding! Creative Defense]

【Weapon Effect: Stomach Attack】

【Recommendation: Remember to avoid poison】】

Sure enough, when the first wave of rebels rushed in,

What greeted them was a pot of "sweet and sour pork ribs"!

“Ah! What a stinky smell!”

“What the hell is this!”

"vomit......"

[Ding! The plan worked]

[Enemy defeat]

【Suggestion: Seize the opportunity to win】

Taking advantage of the rebels' confusion, Su Zhengyang led his men to kill them.

"Keep pouring!" Su Qing commanded in a professional manner, "Let them taste my cooking skills!"

Mo Yunchen: ...This girl is still playing at this time!

[Ding! Tacit cooperation]

【Fighting style: funny】

【Suggestion: Keep going】

At this moment, the second prince came in person:

"Prince! Hand over the military order and I will spare your life!"

Mo Yunchen sneered: "Just you?"

"Then don't blame me for being cruel..."

[Ding! The ultimate showdown]

[Second Prince: Rampage]

【Suggestion: Take it seriously】

The second prince suddenly took out a porcelain bottle and said, "Do you know what this is? It's the poison that killed my father!"

The whole place was in an uproar!

Su Qing smiled: "Second Prince, are you sure that's true?"

[Ding! The situation is reversed]

【Enemy Mistake】

【Suggestion: Seize the opportunity】

"What do you mean?" The second prince was stunned.

"The formula for that poison was destroyed long ago," Su Qing said slowly, "I'm afraid the one in your hand is a fake medicine that the Queen Mother deliberately left behind."

The second prince's face changed drastically!

【Ding! The truth is revealed】

[Enemy wavers]

【Suggestion: Continue to fight】

"Impossible!" The Second Prince gritted his teeth, "The Queen Mother said..."

"She's lying to you," Mo Yunchen took over, "just like she lied to everyone else."

The second prince was stunned.

[Ding! The enemy collapses]

Victory is in sight

【Suggestion: Do it in one go】

"Put down your weapons!" Su Zhengyang shouted, "If you don't surrender, you will be killed without mercy!"

The rebels dropped their weapons.

The trend is over!

[Ding! Battle ends]

Complete Victory

【Suggestion: Stabilize the situation】

"Take him away!" Mo Yunchen ordered.

Watching the Second Prince being taken away, Su Qing suddenly said, "Wait!"

She walked up to the Second Prince and said with a smile:

"Would you like to try my 'sweet and sour pork ribs'?"

[Ding! God-level finishing blow]

Second Prince: ???

【Suggestion: Know when to stop】

"You!" The second prince was so angry that his face turned blue.

"Okay," Mo Yunchen said helplessly, "stop it."

"Is this what you call making trouble?" Su Qing blinked, "Then Your Highness, do you want to try it too?"

[Ding! Sweet fight]

[Emotional Heat]

【Suggestion: Keep teasing】

By the time everything settled down, it was almost dawn.

"Are you tired?" Mo Yunchen looked at Su Qing.

"Nothing," she yawned, "just a little hungry."

“What do you want to eat?”

“Sweet and sour pork ribs?”

【Ding! Daily interaction】

【Atmosphere: Warm】

【Suggestion: Continue to be sweet】】

Mo Yunchen: ...

"Just kidding!" Su Qing laughed, "but seriously, when can we have a good meal?"

"Soon," Mo Yunchen said softly, "when everything settles down..."

[Ding! Sweet Promise]

【Expectation value: MAX】

【Suggestion: Keep looking forward to it】

"Your Highness!" a eunuch came running over. "The ministers of the court request an audience!"

Su Qing pushed him and said, "Go ahead and do your thing."

Looking at Mo Yunchen's departing back, she smiled.

This man is worth waiting for.